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228528  dangerkeith3000: Only one of those children are vaccinated.

228530  dangerkeith3000: Fuzzy Tacos!

228532  dangerkeith3000: Diabeetus.

228469  White Rice: @tokyopig try as you might, you wont be able to get the wizard to drop his disguise. Go find some other wizard to kill, young man.

228533  dangerkeith3000: Leave a comment. Don't be afraid.

228483  White Rice: @Teechur Ayyyyy LMAO

228524  Uncle Phil: I thought the guy on the right was angry about the picture taker, but now I think it's about the big pink fleshlight on the table.

228419  VeeKay: An enema of the people.

228422  VeeKay: Adapt, improvise, overcome. Birbs have started doing this because they have learned that the toxic nicotine keeps lice out of their nests. TRUE STORY.

228427  VeeKay: @VeeKay Blasphemous enough bruh?

228427  VeeKay: Muhammad (may his name be praised) shown with his wife Khadijah; during a visitation from the Archangel Gabriel.

228525  Amy Housewine: LEEEEEROOOY JENKINS

228528  Amy Housewine: Ventriloquist acts are always boring, can't see this one being any different.

228530  barfolomew: @Robespierre It means that the next time I get a kitten it's definitely getting the name "Nitteko."

228517  Sadpygmy: Guest copy?

228531  Amy Housewine: how is kitten formed

228428  VeeKay: My new fighting technique is unstoppable.

228430  VeeKay: Not a great day to go fishing probably.

228530  Robespierre: It's nittek ocat, @ignatz - but what the hell does THAT mean!??!

228431  VeeKay: Don't talk etc etc etc.

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1. Robespierre
2. Yurishiro
3. Scoo
4. Ulillillia
5. VeeKay
6. Teechur
7. glenalec
8. dangerkeith3000
9. Aufziehvogel
10. a robot



The top ten most commented-on images today:

228351 Yurishiro: That toad costume is very mice.

228490 dangerkeith3000: I like mine wit provolone and onions.

228321 androbot: me too @Yurishiro

228301 charlemagne: I made the radiohead logo on my mario kart ds

228485 a robot: Yeah but hearing most of these from a coworker would probably be just as creepy as a "you have an amazing figure" comment or whatever

228347 dangerkeith3000: This is a cute picture but the next one is the money shot.

228373 Robespierre: Some people think they jive me / But I know they must be crazy / Don't see dey misfortune / Guess they just too lazy / J'suis le Grand Zombie / My yellow belt of choison / Ain't afraid of no tom cat / Fill my brains with poison / Walk thru the fire / Fly thru the smoke / See my enemy / At the end of dey rope / Walk on pins and needles / See what they can do / Walk on gilded splinters / King of the Zulu / Come Get It, Get It, Come, Come / Walk on gilded splinters...

228339 kornisjon: Would it be fine if I read a magazine instead?

228374 apoxia: White meat only.

228312 piranharama: Yeah, Im down. Kill me, Pete



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Scoo uploaded 228077 (1001 points)
qazwsx uploaded 228358 (990 points)
catheter uploaded 228357 (970 points)
Gallifrasian uploaded 228153 (942 points)
badger uploaded 228101 (917 points)
Ignatius uploaded 228315 (910 points)
froggyfresh uploaded 228288 (883 points)
Side Boob uploaded 228318 (867 points)
hot hot dog uploaded 228116 (859 points)
nanananana uploaded 228073 (851 points)


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 2. Supermansbrother: 14241 points
 3. Scoo: 6509 points
 4. Bagels: 5464 points
 5. Not A Bot: 4347 points
 6. ColdHotCool: 2408 points
 7. Side Boob: 2390 points
 8. AFanOfSprite: 2188 points
 9. greg: 2012 points
10. Fast Sloth: 1990 points
11. majorchamp: 1975 points
12. guccigucci: 1827 points
13. zip file: 1776 points
14. nanananana: 1662 points
15. SS Keith: 1567 points
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Score:
294
 
 Felicity: Alcohol Improv
 Cami: NO AND!
Image 221615   12-18-17   Uploaded by    maura
Score:
464
 
 duckfarts: they have these at parades, usually run by a supermarket
 Yurishiro: @Teechur the engine weight will keep them down don't worry, this is totally safe.
 Teechur: Wouldn't that be dangerous with the one goddamn flaky front wheel that just kind of shakes and flops around?
 Yurishiro: Holy shit. Only in U.S.A.
 addend: 10 cylinders or less.
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Let us hope so @robocop
Image 221614   12-18-17   Uploaded by    sad face
Score:
142
 
 Mr. Shine: @bug I THINK mine is a porcelain-coated surgical steel core. It bridges a missing gap where a tooth shattered. Sha-doo-bee. Shattered.
 bug: @Mr. Shine When I first heard about these, I thought of metal teeth. And I really wanted a set of titanium teeth... Actually, I still do. Regular enamel, dentin, etc. are pretty lame.
 Otterman: That looks like some frustrating flossing there.
 Mr. Shine: I have one of these. Best dental decision I've ever made.
 Side Boob: Dental implants make the CIA signals stronger!
 Yurishiro: @Felicity or suicide poison capsule ..
 addend: For stereo sound, maybe you'd prefer a pair of the BlueTooth eyeTooth (TM).
 Felicity: Implanted tracking device?
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Bring it on jaw breakers
 Bohab: Ugh, cyborgs...
Image 221613   12-18-17   Uploaded by    Stoner
Score:
298
 
 Rev80: What, no cantankerous-cantucker, or a froovilous-frovuffer? Lame...
 duckfarts: @tomatosaws prostate checker
 addend: This plunger is useless!
 UseYourName: Seuss Army Knife
Image 221612   12-18-17   Uploaded by    BFHoodrich
Score:
55
 
 Mr Bleak: This selfie is ... um ... weird.
Image 221611   12-18-17   Uploaded by    miller
Image 221610 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by camellia. You have brought shame on us, camellia.
Score:
193
 
 Mr. Shine: Rad for Raimi! Also rad for Bruce Campbell!
 Yurishiro: The walking dad.(this time for real)
 Science: Groovy
 zrj235: you had to go and do it didn't you. couldn't just let him sleep forever.
Image 221609   12-18-17   Uploaded by    cakefizzle
Image 221608 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Jennysaurus. You have brought shame on us, Jennysaurus.
Image 221607 is unbelievably bad (score -10) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Wumph Morms. We'll pray for you, Wumph Morms.
Image 221606 is unbelievably bad (score -4) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by fakeplastic. We'll pray for you, fakeplastic.
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