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228160  Spazstatic: If this was a legitimate fur pattern, I would have this breed of dog.

228195  sparename: @VeeKay 1225 dead things, or less if some had two-part shells

228200  Scoo: Jaunty!

228204  Scoo: @sparename "That's not my hand!"

228202  sparename: Are these what people call 'Out'houses?

228197  Matricii: Well I suppose at least now they can wrap up all those random semen allergy death cases..

228198  jochenau: This is driving me crazy, can anyone figure out what language this is? The closest writing system I've found is Cherokee but that doesn't seem to match.

228180  Whatever: Feel the arteries hardening

228204  SimonSaysGarfunkel: I thought Tammy Fae Baker died?

228202  Matricii: This is what you get when you leave a clown in the microwave for too long...

228203  Matricii: The newest craze from Japan... RECHARGABLE KITTY!

228192  Whatever: Ironically Ronald McDonalds mom was a health food vegetarian who had no sense of humor

228196  Whatever: Training sled dogs is hard work...

228199  grizzly: @Scoo looks like a real dog to me!

228199  Whatever: To boldly go where no dog has gone before * sniff sniff *

228183  sparename: "Every Generation Rewashes The World"

228188  Springbok: I fully expect somebody to cut the sandal straps and leave the bike lock.

228200  sparename: " I expected someone like you. What did you expect? Are you an assassin? "

228194  Not A Bot: Is one a toy?

228184  Hokie333: What sound did it make when you thumped it? You did thump it at the store first, right?

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228067 glenalec: Contact .... has been made!

228072 Side Boob: Fuck the po-lice!

228003 Austin: If you haven't see wizard people Dear reader go do it right now

227970 DrNinjaman: Louis CK's going ahead with that self help book after all.

228047 SuedeOxford: When two people kiss, they form a long tube with an anus at both ends. This is not worse than that.

227992 Robespierre: @glenalec From Blue Highways by William Least Heat Moon: "Who on Earth would eat wolf fish?" "Ask Mrs. Paul."

228024 VeeKay: O beautiful for spacious skies, For amber waves of grain, For purple mountain majesties, Above the fruited plain! America! America! God shed His grace on thee, And crown thy good with brotherhood, From sea to shining sea!

227927 elmstreet: You get em @Not A Bot

227919 Wooden Spoon: This is one of many things that I don't understand.

227908 Mad Collager: @Otterman Sorry the link didn't format right. You can paste it in now, at least.



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10. robocop: 1977 points
11. nanananana: 1766 points
12. mackdaddy: 1756 points
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 duckfarts: they have these at parades, usually run by a supermarket
 Yurishiro: @Teechur the engine weight will keep them down don't worry, this is totally safe.
 Teechur: Wouldn't that be dangerous with the one goddamn flaky front wheel that just kind of shakes and flops around?
 Yurishiro: Holy shit. Only in U.S.A.
 addend: 10 cylinders or less.
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Let us hope so @robocop
Image 221614   12-18-17   Uploaded by    sad face
Score:
142
 
 Mr. Shine: @bug I THINK mine is a porcelain-coated surgical steel core. It bridges a missing gap where a tooth shattered. Sha-doo-bee. Shattered.
 bug: @Mr. Shine When I first heard about these, I thought of metal teeth. And I really wanted a set of titanium teeth... Actually, I still do. Regular enamel, dentin, etc. are pretty lame.
 Otterman: That looks like some frustrating flossing there.
 Mr. Shine: I have one of these. Best dental decision I've ever made.
 Side Boob: Dental implants make the CIA signals stronger!
 Yurishiro: @Felicity or suicide poison capsule ..
 addend: For stereo sound, maybe you'd prefer a pair of the BlueTooth eyeTooth (TM).
 Felicity: Implanted tracking device?
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Bring it on jaw breakers
 Bohab: Ugh, cyborgs...
Image 221613   12-18-17   Uploaded by    Stoner
Score:
298
 
 Rev80: What, no cantankerous-cantucker, or a froovilous-frovuffer? Lame...
 duckfarts: @tomatosaws prostate checker
 addend: This plunger is useless!
 UseYourName: Seuss Army Knife
Image 221612   12-18-17   Uploaded by    BFHoodrich
Score:
55
 
 Mr Bleak: This selfie is ... um ... weird.
Image 221611   12-18-17   Uploaded by    miller
Image 221610 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by camellia. Boo, camellia.
Score:
193
 
 Mr. Shine: Rad for Raimi! Also rad for Bruce Campbell!
 Yurishiro: The walking dad.(this time for real)
 Science: Groovy
 zrj235: you had to go and do it didn't you. couldn't just let him sleep forever.
Image 221609   12-18-17   Uploaded by    cakefizzle
Image 221608 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Jennysaurus. Boo, Jennysaurus.
Image 221607 is unbelievably bad (score -10) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Wumph Morms. Boo, Wumph Morms.
Image 221606 is unbelievably bad (score -4) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by fakeplastic. You have brought shame on us, fakeplastic.
Score:
171
 
 zrj235: if i saw this irl i would just sit down like i belonged there and have a nice chat with whoever rolled up looking for info. at that point it's really all you can do.
 Catcat: @Aufziehvogel Congrats on not having Alzheimers
 Aufziehvogel: Good you posted it again, I almost forgot about this bad joke
Image 221605   12-18-17   Uploaded by    bigASShobo
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