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272417  Yam: Metric duck

272429  Yam: weckweckweck

272430  Yam: This is the type of thing I'm fawnd of

272430  Springbok: My children.

272429  SuedeOxford: "Bend over, I'm here to motivate you."

272415  SuedeOxford: Same

272421  namename: Her face of "really mister text box I get arrested? Yeah right"

272371  Air Biscuit: Hes so tiny tho. Youd need like 30 nemos to get full.

272420  SuedeOxford: "We don't have a picture, but she looks a lot like you. That'll be handy when we find the remains."

272373  Korrok: Probably....

272425  SuedeOxford: How good was that officer's pasta that homeboy wanted to seduce it away from them?

272437  carpwoman: Omfg her eyes...

272425  Minnesotan: does it look like it worked?

272414  Not A Bot: whats up you meme loving fuck

272425  Nope: Well, did it work?

272407  tib gubb: mondays, amirite

272423  grizzly: It's deathday, my dudes!

272372  Air Biscuit: @Dr Awkward theres a thing to unlock it for towing.

272420  addend: (Demands reward money.)

272395  Scoo: You think I have hands? That's specist!

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1. tib gubb
2. Mr Bleak
3. Not A Bot
4. dangerkeith3000
5. Mad Collager
6. Teechur
7. addend
8. Shay
9. Amy Housewine
10. a robot



The top ten most commented-on images today:

272372 Air Biscuit: @Dr Awkward theres a thing to unlock it for towing.

272295 DrinkMixMan: Thanks, these injured animals really brightened my day!

272122 White Rice: @Warrax I don't know how I forgot about birbs...I feel quite silly now.

272159 SuedeOxford: @tib gubb Certainly, but I like my odds on this one.

272195 Spazstatic: @Knice "Happy happy birthday, my song is really short!"

272155 White Rice: @Science oh no!

272189 Warrax: This goddamned shit is motherfucking KEEN I tell you.

272205 Science: Well, that explains the bruising on the legs.

272078 savvoy: Guy in my neighborhood does this some mornings. There's a school down the street, and once parents drop off the kids, they drive like bats out of hell through the neighborhood to get to less-congested exits to the main streets. The cops only ever set up on the main streets.

272089 Mad Collager: @fanny You'll do fine! If you have any trouble, reply here and I'll trouble-shoot. I just hope I see the reply in time to do you good!



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ChubbyBuddy uploaded 272044 (1110 points)
grizzly uploaded 272039 (1108 points)
Soy Peso uploaded 271993 (1065 points)
ChubbyBuddy uploaded 272026 (923 points)
White Rice uploaded 272099 (877 points)
waynelord uploaded 272315 (861 points)
windows96 uploaded 272144 (854 points)
Jalamunch Totorito uploaded 272166 (853 points)
Amy Housewine uploaded 272056 (836 points)
confession uploaded 272135 (818 points)
dorian uploaded 272152 (813 points)
ChubbyBuddy uploaded 272351 (806 points)
trepanation uploaded 272059 (806 points)
ChubbyBuddy uploaded 272363 (803 points)
westerner uploaded 272162 (802 points)


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 2. Mexico: 5439 points
 3. Side Boob: 5072 points
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 5. E. HONDA: 2659 points
 6. youshall: 2410 points
 7. grizzly: 2050 points
 8. JollyWell: 2027 points
 9. Albo Grungus: 1957 points
10. dangerkeith3000: 1775 points
11. Surprising: 1715 points
12. brutal: 1612 points
13. NoOneImportant: 1516 points
14. Snow Plow: 1500 points
15. Jennysaurus: 1495 points
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Score:
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 duckfarts: they have these at parades, usually run by a supermarket
 neutron: @Teechur the engine weight will keep them down don't worry, this is totally safe.
 Teechur: Wouldn't that be dangerous with the one goddamn flaky front wheel that just kind of shakes and flops around?
 sodamachine: Holy shit. Only in U.S.A.
 addend: 10 cylinders or less.
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Let us hope so @robocop
Image 221614   12-18-17   Uploaded by    sad face
Score:
142
 
 Mr. Shine: @bug I THINK mine is a porcelain-coated surgical steel core. It bridges a missing gap where a tooth shattered. Sha-doo-bee. Shattered.
 bug: @Mr. Shine When I first heard about these, I thought of metal teeth. And I really wanted a set of titanium teeth... Actually, I still do. Regular enamel, dentin, etc. are pretty lame.
 Otterman: That looks like some frustrating flossing there.
 Mr. Shine: I have one of these. Best dental decision I've ever made.
 Side Boob: Dental implants make the CIA signals stronger!
 Sydney: @Felicity or suicide poison capsule ..
 addend: For stereo sound, maybe you'd prefer a pair of the BlueTooth eyeTooth (TM).
 trees: Implanted tracking device?
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Bring it on jaw breakers
 Bohab: Ugh, cyborgs...
Image 221613   12-18-17   Uploaded by    Stoner
Score:
298
 
 Rev80: What, no cantankerous-cantucker, or a froovilous-frovuffer? Lame...
 duckfarts: @tomatosaws prostate checker
 addend: This plunger is useless!
 UseYourName: Seuss Army Knife
Image 221612   12-18-17   Uploaded by    BFHoodrich
Score:
55
 
 Mr Bleak: This selfie is ... um ... weird.
Image 221611   12-18-17   Uploaded by    miller
Image 221610 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by camellia. You have brought shame on us, camellia.
Score:
193
 
 Mr. Shine: Rad for Raimi! Also rad for Bruce Campbell!
 waynelord: The walking dad.(this time for real)
 Science: Groovy
 zrj235: you had to go and do it didn't you. couldn't just let him sleep forever.
Image 221609   12-18-17   Uploaded by    cakefizzle
Image 221608 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Jennysaurus. Your image was bad, Jennysaurus.
Image 221607 is unbelievably bad (score -10) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Wumph Morms. You have brought shame on us, Wumph Morms.
Image 221606 is unbelievably bad (score -4) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by fakeplastic. We'll pray for you, fakeplastic.
Score:
171
 
 zrj235: if i saw this irl i would just sit down like i belonged there and have a nice chat with whoever rolled up looking for info. at that point it's really all you can do.
 Catcat: @Aufziehvogel Congrats on not having Alzheimers
 icloud: Good you posted it again, I almost forgot about this bad joke
Image 221605   12-18-17   Uploaded by    bigASShobo
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