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228532  Robespierre: What brand of whisker wax are you partial to, ket?

228533  Robespierre: Been to Pick-A-Part, I see.

228524  dangerkeith3000: Stand Tall!

228528  dangerkeith3000: Only one of those children are vaccinated.

228530  dangerkeith3000: Fuzzy Tacos!

228532  dangerkeith3000: Diabeetus.

228469  White Rice: @tokyopig try as you might, you wont be able to get the wizard to drop his disguise. Go find some other wizard to kill, young man.

228533  dangerkeith3000: Leave a comment. Don't be afraid.

228483  White Rice: @Teechur Ayyyyy LMAO

228524  Uncle Phil: I thought the guy on the right was angry about the picture taker, but now I think it's about the big pink fleshlight on the table.

228419  VeeKay: An enema of the people.

228422  VeeKay: Adapt, improvise, overcome. Birbs have started doing this because they have learned that the toxic nicotine keeps lice out of their nests. TRUE STORY.

228427  VeeKay: @VeeKay Blasphemous enough bruh?

228427  VeeKay: Muhammad (may his name be praised) shown with his wife Khadijah; during a visitation from the Archangel Gabriel.

228525  Amy Housewine: LEEEEEROOOY JENKINS

228528  Amy Housewine: Ventriloquist acts are always boring, can't see this one being any different.

228530  barfolomew: @Robespierre It means that the next time I get a kitten it's definitely getting the name "Nitteko."

228517  Sadpygmy: Guest copy?

228531  Amy Housewine: how is kitten formed

228428  VeeKay: My new fighting technique is unstoppable.

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228374 apoxia: White meat only.

228313 Donut: Comic Sans doesn't make this quote any lighter.

228490 dangerkeith3000: I like mine wit provolone and onions.

228339 kornisjon: Would it be fine if I read a magazine instead?

228485 a robot: Yeah but hearing most of these from a coworker would probably be just as creepy as a "you have an amazing figure" comment or whatever

228373 Robespierre: Some people think they jive me / But I know they must be crazy / Don't see dey misfortune / Guess they just too lazy / J'suis le Grand Zombie / My yellow belt of choison / Ain't afraid of no tom cat / Fill my brains with poison / Walk thru the fire / Fly thru the smoke / See my enemy / At the end of dey rope / Walk on pins and needles / See what they can do / Walk on gilded splinters / King of the Zulu / Come Get It, Get It, Come, Come / Walk on gilded splinters...

228321 androbot: me too @Yurishiro

228351 Yurishiro: That toad costume is very mice.

228347 dangerkeith3000: This is a cute picture but the next one is the money shot.

228312 piranharama: Yeah, Im down. Kill me, Pete



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 charlemagne: this is why they had to get kubrick to fake it, the public would have noticed their tails don't have shadows
 Scoo: @a robot That seems kind of insulting to these clearly technologically-advanced Lizard People
 a robot: Well Trump did say he wanted to send Americans back to the moon. Not surprising he'd pick his own kind to be the astronauts.
 Ulillillia: Reptilians
Image 221570   12-17-17   Uploaded by    boxboxbox
Score:
210
 
 Dan Tagonistic: This is why I prefer cats tbh
Image 221569   12-17-17   Uploaded by    namaste
Score:
363
 
 Felicity: Her shirt is like a reverse Pink Ranger costume
 Mr. Shine: *whoosh!*
 WTF: BOING!!!
 Shay: BAH GAWD! THEY'LL KILLED HER!!!! AS GAWD AS MY WITNESS SHE IS BROKEN IN HALF!!!!
 Scoo: Later, pooplords!
Image 221568   12-17-17   Uploaded by    hot hot dog
Score:
348
 
 Mr. Shine: After my spine injury, I didn't sleep more than 4 hours on any given night for a year and a half. People have no idea what that's like.
Image 221567   12-17-17   Uploaded by    MabelSyrup
Score:
262
 
 Staida: I know there's a story behind this and Ocean city did it first. I'll look it up when less lazy but I've seen that sign on the way to Roseville a bunch of times.
 Robespierre: @Teechur My favourite signs of theirs was a westbound sequence of 2 in the late 70's that read "Have You Dug ... Wall Drug?" However, I have still never been there. The Corn Palace? That's a different story...
 Side Boob: I need cartoon references to Albuquerque, Azuza, and Cucamonga please
 Butcherboy: Not far enough. @Teechur
 El hefe: There is a companion sign in Ocean City
 Teechur: How far away is Wall Drug?
Image 221566   12-17-17   Uploaded by    fridaynight
Score:
206
 
 a sedated moose: @Coolguy me too, but I think it says something to the effect of "exercise for the Fifth Element / film" down the right hand side of it. (In took Spanish in highschool, not French.)
 Coolguy: @a sedated moose I was thinking Final Fantasy 7
 a sedated moose: Is this concept art from Final Fantasy 7, or The Fifth Element?
Image 221565   12-17-17   Uploaded by    my wheelhouse
Score:
502
 
 Kaviri: Whats leg day?
 Ulillillia: I'm more confused by where that stairway leads to.
 zrj235: NOMURAAAAAA!!!!!
Image 221564   12-17-17   Uploaded by    The Dog Dies
Score:
425
 
 Kaviri: Fuck, vegetables!
 charlemagne: bagels are much easier
 Hosebag: Are you saying that is a bad thing? What if the veg is consenting?
 Coolguy: @courtney eggplant
 zrj235: i agree. it's strictly bread, meat, cheese, and beer for me thanks.
 Nope: @courtney Corn is ribbed for her pleasure
Image 221563   12-17-17   Uploaded by    soccer
Score:
445
 
 trelyate: the barista hawked a Lugia in my coffee!
 Kaviri: Great, now what?
 NoRagrets: *throws coffee ball*
Image 221562   12-17-17   Uploaded by    Jack Daniels
Score:
251
 
 Kaviri: Xanadu?
 Not A Bot: It's not good enough to be ironic, and not ironic enough to be.. wait, shit, I did that wrong. Look, it's American not American't.
 Coolguy: Yeah man, integration by parts... a party every time!
 zrj235: it's like looking at a scrapbook from when the internet was just a baby...
Image 221561   12-17-17   Uploaded by    male anon
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