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258167  a robot: Your dog is a very good mother to that baby polar bear!

258173  Mr. Shine: It's what they call me down at the clinic.

258175  Mr. Shine: I'm disappointed in myself because I'm not sure if i can hug them all at once.

258176  a robot: Bout to drop the hottest album of summer 2018

258176  Mr. Shine: These puppies look like they're planning a casino heist.

258177  Mr. Shine: *angrily takes pet moose and exits*

258163  Astanapan: If heroes of might and magic has taught me anything, there are another 16-45 dogs in there.

258163  bug: We should change the official header of the Friendly Spaceship to this doormat.

258177  Scoo: A moose once dated my sister

258166  Scoo: Translation: we have no legal authority to fine you for not paying so we're going to ask you pleasepleaseplease pay next time okthanks?

258179  Nope: Ted and Ed Cruise

258162  grizzly: Just boo it. I'm crying over that shit.

258182  Nope: Mike seen here pre meal

258175  Solemn: @wolfpk Huh. Never would have guessed.

258178  copunter: if you survived the 70's, you probably chop up lines on your phone like this:

258179  copunter: wow, this has some nice touches to it. @Drunk Orc -- advanced shoopniques!

258173  Prostata: An anagram of "donald trump" is "lord damp nut"

258175  wolfpk: Just so you know, there's like a lot of dogs on here

258169  Scoo: Dickf buttf

258169  wolfpk: Born with a bone

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258098 Robespierre: @Felicity I looked it up - it's "Fontius Pilate"

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258044 Mr. Butt: Been playing a lot of Monster Hunter lately. I really like how it allows me to neurotically hoard herbs and mushrooms instead of getting good at the combat.

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257969 WannaBee: The before picture #258041

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 a sedated moose: @Coolguy me too, but I think it says something to the effect of "exercise for the Fifth Element / film" down the right hand side of it. (In took Spanish in highschool, not French.)
 Coolguy: @a sedated moose I was thinking Final Fantasy 7
 a sedated moose: Is this concept art from Final Fantasy 7, or The Fifth Element?
Image 221565   12-17-17   Uploaded by    my wheelhouse
Score:
502
 
 Kaviri: Whats leg day?
 Ulillillia: I'm more confused by where that stairway leads to.
 zrj235: NOMURAAAAAA!!!!!
Image 221564   12-17-17   Uploaded by    The Dog Dies
Score:
425
 
 Kaviri: Fuck, vegetables!
 charlemagne: bagels are much easier
 Hosebag: Are you saying that is a bad thing? What if the veg is consenting?
 Coolguy: @courtney eggplant
 zrj235: i agree. it's strictly bread, meat, cheese, and beer for me thanks.
 Nope: @courtney Corn is ribbed for her pleasure
Image 221563   12-17-17   Uploaded by    soccer
Score:
445
 
 trelyate: the barista hawked a Lugia in my coffee!
 Kaviri: Great, now what?
 NoRagrets: *throws coffee ball*
Image 221562   12-17-17   Uploaded by    Jack Daniels
Score:
251
 
 Kaviri: Xanadu?
 Not A Bot: It's not good enough to be ironic, and not ironic enough to be.. wait, shit, I did that wrong. Look, it's American not American't.
 Coolguy: Yeah man, integration by parts... a party every time!
 zrj235: it's like looking at a scrapbook from when the internet was just a baby...
Image 221561   12-17-17   Uploaded by    male anon
Image 221560 is unbelievably bad (score -4) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by psyops. We'll pray for you, psyops.
Score:
561
 
 hoobleton: for real @Greek Fire
 Donut: #82293 CHALLENGE ACCEPTED
 Bohab: WWII Tank scale model: The M18 Hellcat
 Kaviri: You werent there man, you dont know what it was like.
 Shay: The horror....the horror....
 zrj235: Never invade the kitchen during winter.
 El hefe: @Greek Fire Nein a Panzer
 Greek Fire: Is this a Leopard?
Image 221559   12-17-17   Uploaded by    moogerator
Score:
241
 
 Science: I read an article the other day from a Hong Kong paper asking the question why Chinese tourists are so terrible. It was in response to some tourist kicking over and breaking a stalagmite in a protected cave. No reason, just kicked the shit out of it to break it.
 Dan Tagonistic: Facitse jam
 Coolguy: Choke the chicken, au natural.
 Sadbot: Save a bird, mug a tourist
 jazzjunkie: Hold still, damn it!
 zrj235: ITS TIME FOR YOUR FUCKING CLOSEUP BIRD
 BlarfyB: This strangles the bird.
 Nope: Dude. wtf
Image 221558   12-17-17   Uploaded by    Dan Tagonistic
Score:
290
 
 Coolguy: @a robot Welp, thats what robots need, no? Input and data?
 a robot: These comments are weird because I surmise you all are talking about Georgia, and when I look it up I find Georgia did have a bad storm that knocked out power in many places, but that was about a week ago. Right now in Marietta/Kennesaw, near this Johnson Ferry Road, it's 45 degrees and no precip. So I feel like I'm taking crazy pills here. And yes, I just wasted five minutes looking all this up, so I might be the crazy one.
 zrj235: All aboard the "Johnson Ferry" if you get what i'm sayin. wooo woooo now leaving dock 69.
Image 221557   12-17-17   Uploaded by    aristocat
Score:
217
 
 Ulillillia: Cumberland Spaceman
 WaffleIron: Way to get those deep focus eyes.
 El hefe: It would not appear that way to him, unless he is also having an out of body experiencr
 zrj235: yes. it's both.
Image 221556   12-17-17   Uploaded by    Fuzzpot
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