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258533  sparename: "Something you pay good money for later in life" EP

258546  sparename: "Eh, mate, can I bum one?"

257225  Mr Bleak: I think theft is an in as well.

257230  Mr Bleak: You can't leave him hangin'!

257234  Mr Bleak: @Solemn I'd be happy if it did!

257241  Mr Bleak: @Shay Remember the "pineapple bush" that turned into a rocket monster in Serious Sam?

257247  Mr Bleak: It's just you.

257255  Mr Bleak: (Very small print) "* Not suitable for BMWs"

258535  charlemagne: this is how we found them sir, locked in a death grip

257272  Mr Bleak: Probably better than the stuff used in school when I was a kid.

258536  addend: "Flying", literally.

258546  addend: Guess I picked the wrong week to give up smoking.

258450  Bohab: @Scoo oh man, I wish

258548  Amy Housewine: Penguin is demonstrating that us that he saw some boobys. I MEAN THE SEABIRD.

258554  Amy Housewine: She cat even

258538  Amy Housewine: so smol, y

258545  Amy Housewine: I phoned in advance to check if the restaurant was dog friendly, but I really didn't expect this.

258464  KickassHellyeah: me too @Mr. Shine

258533  WannaBee: Another World News Daily Report fake story.

257293  Mr Bleak: Disguise: #257292

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2. Mr. Shine
3. dangerkeith3000
4. Scoo
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The top ten most commented-on images today:

258368 Felicity: I'm thinking eighties drug lord glass bricks, chrome coffee tables, black leather couches, ferns

258329 Felicity: The part of the Bob's Burgers episode where Bob pretends things are talking to him and he does their voices

258378 VeeKay: I'll get youse mutha duckas

258383 Ironass: This genetic splicing has got to stop! Now they've crossed a woman with an owl!

258297 isosceleswaffle: Gradually becomes a disaster.

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Looking forward to it. Cheers!

258441 addend: (Finishes. Hibernates.)

258337 Felicity: I happen to like nice men

258270 berlin: me too

258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work



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15. logan: 1425 points
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 Science: I read an article the other day from a Hong Kong paper asking the question why Chinese tourists are so terrible. It was in response to some tourist kicking over and breaking a stalagmite in a protected cave. No reason, just kicked the shit out of it to break it.
 Dan Tagonistic: Facitse jam
 Coolguy: Choke the chicken, au natural.
 Sadbot: Save a bird, mug a tourist
 jazzjunkie: Hold still, damn it!
 zrj235: ITS TIME FOR YOUR FUCKING CLOSEUP BIRD
 BlarfyB: This strangles the bird.
 Nope: Dude. wtf
Image 221558   12-17-17   Uploaded by    Dan Tagonistic
Score:
290
 
 Coolguy: @a robot Welp, thats what robots need, no? Input and data?
 a robot: These comments are weird because I surmise you all are talking about Georgia, and when I look it up I find Georgia did have a bad storm that knocked out power in many places, but that was about a week ago. Right now in Marietta/Kennesaw, near this Johnson Ferry Road, it's 45 degrees and no precip. So I feel like I'm taking crazy pills here. And yes, I just wasted five minutes looking all this up, so I might be the crazy one.
 zrj235: All aboard the "Johnson Ferry" if you get what i'm sayin. wooo woooo now leaving dock 69.
Image 221557   12-17-17   Uploaded by    aristocat
Score:
217
 
 Ulillillia: Cumberland Spaceman
 WaffleIron: Way to get those deep focus eyes.
 El hefe: It would not appear that way to him, unless he is also having an out of body experiencr
 zrj235: yes. it's both.
Image 221556   12-17-17   Uploaded by    Fuzzpot
Score:
406
 
 VeeKay: @zrj235 It's a make up sponge. Sorry for demystifying.
 Hosebag: There is no spoon.
 Coolguy: Oh my gatos!
 zrj235: This is the kind of shit cats do when no one else is around. Ever get home from work and be like "why, cat why? and HOW?" yup. this kinda shit.
 Side Boob: Only possible on the equinox
Image 221555   12-17-17   Uploaded by    Dan Tagonistic
Score:
327
 
 VeeKay: Weird drone.
 Knice: [heavenly music]
 ignatz: Bravery level : 11
 Coolguy: Fuck Vegetables
 a robot: I like the spotlights, because it's important enough to be lit up at night like the American flag
 El hefe: Kernel Space Program
 zrj235: WE NEED MORE PYLONS
 Ulillillia: Cornhub
 Ironass: Kinda corny if you ask me.
 BlarfyB: This is @knice .
Image 221554   12-17-17   Uploaded by    BlarfyB
Score:
241
 
 InfiniteZero: who are you @BlarfyB
 El hefe: What Pokemon is this?
 Ulillillia: Cornhub
 BlarfyB: There the graft - where's the bribe?
Image 221553   12-17-17   Uploaded by    Teh Simpson
Score:
230
 
 Korrok: Fuck off! I do what I want....
 Coolguy: Keep it citrusy @Starry Lemon!
 zrj235: Sin Gerine is my stripper name.
 Ulillillia: Bazinga
Image 221552   12-17-17   Uploaded by    Starry Lemon
Score:
165
 
 funy speling: Between Nowhere and No Name. Arizona can be more curious than most places.
 Hosebag: @jayjay America?
Image 221551   12-17-17   Uploaded by    p nut
Image 221550 is unbelievably bad (score -14) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by boomboomboom. Boo, boomboomboom.
Score:
327
 
 BlarfyB: Like a babby batmobile outta hell/
Image 221549   12-17-17   Uploaded by    cran vodka
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