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258533  sparename: "Something you pay good money for later in life" EP

258546  sparename: "Eh, mate, can I bum one?"

257225  Mr Bleak: I think theft is an in as well.

257230  Mr Bleak: You can't leave him hangin'!

257234  Mr Bleak: @Solemn I'd be happy if it did!

257241  Mr Bleak: @Shay Remember the "pineapple bush" that turned into a rocket monster in Serious Sam?

257247  Mr Bleak: It's just you.

257255  Mr Bleak: (Very small print) "* Not suitable for BMWs"

258535  charlemagne: this is how we found them sir, locked in a death grip

257272  Mr Bleak: Probably better than the stuff used in school when I was a kid.

258536  addend: "Flying", literally.

258546  addend: Guess I picked the wrong week to give up smoking.

258450  Bohab: @Scoo oh man, I wish

258548  Amy Housewine: Penguin is demonstrating that us that he saw some boobys. I MEAN THE SEABIRD.

258554  Amy Housewine: She cat even

258538  Amy Housewine: so smol, y

258545  Amy Housewine: I phoned in advance to check if the restaurant was dog friendly, but I really didn't expect this.

258464  KickassHellyeah: me too @Mr. Shine

258533  WannaBee: Another World News Daily Report fake story.

257293  Mr Bleak: Disguise: #257292

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258441 addend: (Finishes. Hibernates.)

258378 VeeKay: I'll get youse mutha duckas

258270 berlin: me too

258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Looking forward to it. Cheers!

258383 Ironass: This genetic splicing has got to stop! Now they've crossed a woman with an owl!

258368 Felicity: I'm thinking eighties drug lord glass bricks, chrome coffee tables, black leather couches, ferns

258337 Felicity: I happen to like nice men

258329 Felicity: The part of the Bob's Burgers episode where Bob pretends things are talking to him and he does their voices

258297 isosceleswaffle: Gradually becomes a disaster.



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Score:
189
 
 CheezGrater: It might be like a rail-gun of projectile vomit!
 Not A Bot: I'm so sick of these bullshit hybrid breeds with a dumb portmanteau name. You own a mutt jackass. You spent way too much money on it too.
 zrj235: giraffes would probably assume a wide stance and lower their head to ground level if they had to vomit. otherwise, physics and all that.
 dobbiesdoogs: shit, now i want to know the answer
Image 221543   12-17-17   Uploaded by    shark
Score:
162
 
 Nothing: Can verify, is WalMart
 wolfpk: How much do you want to bet that building is a Wal-Mart
 a sedated moose: Life, uh, finds a way.
 zrj235: just another day round the way in my hood.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: "y'all aint fit tuh drive!!! sit that narrow ass in th wagon!"
 ThoughtlessGentleman: @dobbiesdoogs damn you! with your seeing this before me!
 ThoughtlessGentleman: and here we have first prize in the meth parade.
 dobbiesdoogs: quick, to the methmobile!
Image 221542   12-17-17   Uploaded by    MamboNumber6
Score:
205
 
 Mr Bleak: Bodies, too. Apparently. I wouldn't know - a friend told me. Yes, a friend.
 Hosebag: I'm digging in the dirt. To find the places I got hurt.
 zrj235: trick is, separate the 2 layers before you use em as toilet paper. won't clog the shitter and lasts twice as long.
 DrinkMixMan: I hear you loud and clear.
 Dan Tagonistic: I think that's how you bury all things?
Image 221541   12-17-17   Uploaded by    taiko
Score:
102
 
 zrj235: @Teechur no, not really. but.. thanks.. for.. *backs towards door* ...asking..
 Teechur: Wood you like some fruit?
Image 221540   12-17-17   Uploaded by    IM AN ASSHOLE
Score:
206
 
 zrj235: @OldKentuckyShark the irony is, of course, these would be great for improvised bongs if they're really ceramic.
 Never AFK: does anyone know where i can get a little pot?
Image 221539   12-17-17   Uploaded by    Vivian
Score:
24
 
 wolfpk: Not exactly "a better pizza"
 BavidDowie: Ah, the ol sausage and pep with right none.
 zrj235: welp. that is still goin down the ol food hole regardless.
 Shay: At least the garlic "sauce" is intact!
Image 221538   12-17-17   Uploaded by    DerMantis
Score:
304
 
 VeeKay: Grill and bear it.
 zrj235: @ignatz he will if he don't get the fuck up out my grill
 ignatz: @zrj235 bear don't know weapon..
 zrj235: not even an adult female grizzly or some shit. just a curious teenage black bear fucking around on your grill. i really do think i could take him if i had a weapon.
 zrj235: this isn't even a big bear.. ever wonder if you could take on a small bear? like let's say you get a sword. would you be able to beat a small black bear? i'd try.
 itskando: The home is staged. It's all wilderness in the background
 itskando: He drinks his own pee for publicity stunts.
 Ironass: I can never get this damn thing to light!
 Scoo: Y'all want some grilled salmon?
 BlarfyB: Bear-B-Q.
Image 221537   12-17-17   Uploaded by    night shift
Score:
441
 
 tib gubb: holy shit
 Kaviri: But dad, I dont want to form a band. YOULL DO AS YOURE TOLD!
 a sedated moose: There is no part of this that isn't rad.
 carpwoman: I haven't been tankled for years.
 VoR: Rad for getting tankled
Image 221536   12-17-17   Uploaded by    grace
Score:
137
 
 Borm Pumpies: And then we get subsumed into the Union of States.
 wolfpk: Is this guy and uber patriot, or did he just get really drunk?
 gary: UFC Sydney
 Whatever: Is that Sexton Hale?
 WTF: I too like the arcade game "Kangaroo"... just not this much.
 Sadbot: tfw one of your nurps is Sydney
 VoR: I preferred Alex over Roger.
 BlarfyB: A true 'strine all-star.
 jazzjunkie: I have trouble distinguishing the Australian flag from the New Zealand flag. This new design is very distinctive!
 Vorm Gongo: Good luck getting a woman turned on now..eesh
Image 221535   12-17-17   Uploaded by    Big Bong Theory
Score:
179
 
No one else has dared to comment. Will you?
Image 221534   12-17-17   Uploaded by    au bon pain
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