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258153  a robot: You rock that three-piece suit, bowler hat, umbrella and red thigh-high boots, Mr. Businessman

258167  a robot: Your dog is a very good mother to that baby polar bear!

258173  Mr. Shine: It's what they call me down at the clinic.

258175  Mr. Shine: I'm disappointed in myself because I'm not sure if i can hug them all at once.

258176  a robot: Bout to drop the hottest album of summer 2018

258176  Mr. Shine: These puppies look like they're planning a casino heist.

258177  Mr. Shine: *angrily takes pet moose and exits*

258163  Astanapan: If heroes of might and magic has taught me anything, there are another 16-45 dogs in there.

258163  bug: We should change the official header of the Friendly Spaceship to this doormat.

258177  Scoo: A moose once dated my sister

258166  Scoo: Translation: we have no legal authority to fine you for not paying so we're going to ask you pleasepleaseplease pay next time okthanks?

258179  Nope: Ted and Ed Cruise

258162  grizzly: Just boo it. I'm crying over that shit.

258182  Nope: Mike seen here pre meal

258175  Solemn: @wolfpk Huh. Never would have guessed.

258178  copunter: if you survived the 70's, you probably chop up lines on your phone like this:

258179  copunter: wow, this has some nice touches to it. @Drunk Orc -- advanced shoopniques!

258173  Prostata: An anagram of "donald trump" is "lord damp nut"

258175  wolfpk: Just so you know, there's like a lot of dogs on here

258169  Scoo: Dickf buttf

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258111 Warrax: I just want to know what's wrong with them that they had to go in the garbage. I mean, it's a fairly simple device.

258009 Astanapan: wikiHow to run first because until you learn how to bend your knees you're getting nowhere fast.

258106 SuedeOxford: I would settle for just free.

257969 WannaBee: The before picture #258041

258044 Mr. Butt: Been playing a lot of Monster Hunter lately. I really like how it allows me to neurotically hoard herbs and mushrooms instead of getting good at the combat.

258079 Robespierre: Team building exercises suck

258089 Warrax: Harison ciked me in the penis

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257947 VeeKay: Now we're going to places in my neighborhood

258098 Robespierre: @Felicity I looked it up - it's "Fontius Pilate"



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Score:
162
 
 Nothing: Can verify, is WalMart
 wolfpk: How much do you want to bet that building is a Wal-Mart
 a sedated moose: Life, uh, finds a way.
 zrj235: just another day round the way in my hood.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: "y'all aint fit tuh drive!!! sit that narrow ass in th wagon!"
 ThoughtlessGentleman: @dobbiesdoogs damn you! with your seeing this before me!
 ThoughtlessGentleman: and here we have first prize in the meth parade.
 dobbiesdoogs: quick, to the methmobile!
Image 221542   12-17-17   Uploaded by    MamboNumber6
Score:
205
 
 Mr Bleak: Bodies, too. Apparently. I wouldn't know - a friend told me. Yes, a friend.
 Hosebag: I'm digging in the dirt. To find the places I got hurt.
 zrj235: trick is, separate the 2 layers before you use em as toilet paper. won't clog the shitter and lasts twice as long.
 DrinkMixMan: I hear you loud and clear.
 Dan Tagonistic: I think that's how you bury all things?
Image 221541   12-17-17   Uploaded by    taiko
Score:
102
 
 zrj235: @Teechur no, not really. but.. thanks.. for.. *backs towards door* ...asking..
 Teechur: Wood you like some fruit?
Image 221540   12-17-17   Uploaded by    IM AN ASSHOLE
Score:
206
 
 zrj235: @OldKentuckyShark the irony is, of course, these would be great for improvised bongs if they're really ceramic.
 Never AFK: does anyone know where i can get a little pot?
Image 221539   12-17-17   Uploaded by    Vivian
Score:
24
 
 wolfpk: Not exactly "a better pizza"
 BavidDowie: Ah, the ol sausage and pep with right none.
 zrj235: welp. that is still goin down the ol food hole regardless.
 Shay: At least the garlic "sauce" is intact!
Image 221538   12-17-17   Uploaded by    DerMantis
Score:
304
 
 VeeKay: Grill and bear it.
 zrj235: @ignatz he will if he don't get the fuck up out my grill
 ignatz: @zrj235 bear don't know weapon..
 zrj235: not even an adult female grizzly or some shit. just a curious teenage black bear fucking around on your grill. i really do think i could take him if i had a weapon.
 zrj235: this isn't even a big bear.. ever wonder if you could take on a small bear? like let's say you get a sword. would you be able to beat a small black bear? i'd try.
 itskando: The home is staged. It's all wilderness in the background
 itskando: He drinks his own pee for publicity stunts.
 Ironass: I can never get this damn thing to light!
 Scoo: Y'all want some grilled salmon?
 BlarfyB: Bear-B-Q.
Image 221537   12-17-17   Uploaded by    night shift
Score:
441
 
 tib gubb: holy shit
 Kaviri: But dad, I dont want to form a band. YOULL DO AS YOURE TOLD!
 a sedated moose: There is no part of this that isn't rad.
 carpwoman: I haven't been tankled for years.
 VoR: Rad for getting tankled
Image 221536   12-17-17   Uploaded by    grace
Score:
137
 
 Borm Pumpies: And then we get subsumed into the Union of States.
 wolfpk: Is this guy and uber patriot, or did he just get really drunk?
 gary: UFC Sydney
 Whatever: Is that Sexton Hale?
 WTF: I too like the arcade game "Kangaroo"... just not this much.
 Sadbot: tfw one of your nurps is Sydney
 VoR: I preferred Alex over Roger.
 BlarfyB: A true 'strine all-star.
 jazzjunkie: I have trouble distinguishing the Australian flag from the New Zealand flag. This new design is very distinctive!
 Vorm Gongo: Good luck getting a woman turned on now..eesh
Image 221535   12-17-17   Uploaded by    Big Bong Theory
Score:
179
 
No one else has dared to comment. Will you?
Image 221534   12-17-17   Uploaded by    au bon pain
Score:
263
 
 trelyate: interesting username/upload combo
 Sadbot: "Does this pair well with wrecking a public toilet?"
 Whatever: This is really an unfair statement about Australian wines...
 agentpaint: Your wine mr. Tucker
 sparename: Drink while you stink
Image 221533   12-17-17   Uploaded by    aristocat
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