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272420  SuedeOxford: "We don't have a picture, but she looks a lot like you. That'll be handy when we find the remains."

272373  Korrok: Probably....

272425  SuedeOxford: How good was that officer's pasta that homeboy wanted to seduce it away from them?

272437  carpwoman: Omfg her eyes...

272425  Minnesotan: does it look like it worked?

272414  Not A Bot: whats up you meme loving fuck

272425  Nope: Well, did it work?

272407  tib gubb: mondays, amirite

272423  grizzly: It's deathday, my dudes!

272372  Air Biscuit: @Dr Awkward theres a thing to unlock it for towing.

272420  addend: (Demands reward money.)

272395  Scoo: You think I have hands? That's specist!

272406  Scoo: Hahaha!

272409  Scoo: Diabeeeetus

272410  Scoo: Poor Peter Norton; his name has been taken in such vain

272401  FarmerWalk: the Alan Parsons pie chart

272270  Sadpygmy: She seems nice

272428  nightmarez: Lift with one arm while slapping ass, laughing, and farting

272393  Air Biscuit: @thecraftywolf try submitting it again?

272417  a robot: Ok, "leather bird" made me laugh

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1. tib gubb
2. Mr Bleak
3. Not A Bot
4. dangerkeith3000
5. Mad Collager
6. Teechur
7. addend
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9. Amy Housewine
10. a robot



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272089 Mad Collager: @fanny You'll do fine! If you have any trouble, reply here and I'll trouble-shoot. I just hope I see the reply in time to do you good!

272155 White Rice: @Science oh no!

272009 Not A Bot: the kid's name is actually "naho"

272261 Side Boob: I wasn't expecting The Mikado.

272159 SuedeOxford: @tib gubb Certainly, but I like my odds on this one.

272195 Spazstatic: @Knice "Happy happy birthday, my song is really short!"

272295 DrinkMixMan: Thanks, these injured animals really brightened my day!

272122 White Rice: @Warrax I don't know how I forgot about birbs...I feel quite silly now.

272189 Warrax: This goddamned shit is motherfucking KEEN I tell you.

272205 Science: Well, that explains the bruising on the legs.



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ChubbyBuddy uploaded 272044 (1110 points)
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Soy Peso uploaded 271993 (1065 points)
ChubbyBuddy uploaded 272026 (923 points)
White Rice uploaded 272099 (877 points)
windows96 uploaded 272144 (854 points)
Jalamunch Totorito uploaded 272166 (853 points)
Amy Housewine uploaded 272056 (836 points)
waynelord uploaded 272315 (834 points)
confession uploaded 272135 (818 points)
dorian uploaded 272152 (813 points)
trepanation uploaded 272059 (806 points)
westerner uploaded 272162 (802 points)
Morn Bumbies uploaded 272062 (796 points)
twitter uploaded 272261 (793 points)


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 2. Mexico: 5439 points
 3. Side Boob: 5072 points
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 5. E. HONDA: 2659 points
 6. youshall: 2410 points
 7. grizzly: 2050 points
 8. JollyWell: 2027 points
 9. Albo Grungus: 1957 points
10. dangerkeith3000: 1775 points
11. Surprising: 1715 points
12. brutal: 1612 points
13. NoOneImportant: 1516 points
14. Snow Plow: 1500 points
15. Jennysaurus: 1495 points
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Score:
331
 
 Sparkplug: THIS is why Watership Down is a happy ending.
 Science: @Side Boob: Partnered with the Frontier Psychiatrist
 Side Boob: Wilderness Comedian!
 Not A Bot: Sumerian proverb from 1900 BC.
Image 221530   12-17-17   Uploaded by    Toasted Taco Brunchito
Image 221529 is unbelievably bad (score -6) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Taters. Boo, Taters.
Score:
232
 
 SaltLick: It's effortless
 Scoo: True
 carpwoman: No. No, it's not. Sigh.
 BlarfyB: Warning - may be too cool for school.
 jazzjunkie: Maybe she's born with it
 Nope: Sure it is
Image 221528   12-17-17   Uploaded by    Jak
Score:
332
 
 IM AN ASSHOLE: Technically, roaches do prefer clean places.
 Whatever: To be fair they serve chocolate covered cockroaches...
 Not A Bot: "Has anybody seen Grandma Agnes's chihuahua?"....Oh My God.........
 E. HONDA: To clarify: 90-100% chance of cockroach parts in your meal
 Hokie333: Fuck the police
 Nope: Guess we know why the second signature is missing
Image 221527   12-17-17   Uploaded by    Backhand
Score:
534
 
 Donut: You can't fool me! There's nothing but toxic debt inside the horse, isn't there?
 Whatever: At least it wasnt a gift
 Teechur: @dobbiesdoogs Don't look at all of your gift horses in one basket.
 dobbiesdoogs: at times like these, i remember that old saying....what was it again?
Image 221526   12-17-17   Uploaded by    Rhombo Dimple
Score:
294
 
 jazzjunkie: @Jason Steak how is that different from any other of the millions worldwide who use gas-powered ovens and stoves?
 Hokie333: Bullshit. My cat would do this if it was 100F in the house.
 Ulillillia: "This is how I will push the dog in"
 Nope: @Jason Steak The cat can't understand you
Image 221525   12-17-17   Uploaded by    flowers
Score:
433
 
 Side Boob: Nature to humanity: FUCK YOU!
 ThoughtlessGentleman: tresspissers will be viahhhhrlated an' then shot a couple tahmms then we ah gonna proserrcute y'all. mebbe more violatin.
 E. HONDA: something there is that doesn't love a sign
 El hefe: Grootse.cx
 a robot: @PlzPlzMe And the sign said anybody caught trespassing would be shot on sight / So I jumped on the fence and yelled at the house / Hey! What gives you the right? / To put up a fence to keep me out or to keep mother nature in / If God was here he'd tell you to your face, man, you're some kinda sinner
Image 221524   12-17-17   Uploaded by    DerMantis
Score:
132
 
 dobbiesdoogs: "cry of fear" is even shittier than i remember
Image 221523   12-17-17   Uploaded by    superfudge
Score:
189
 
Image 221522   12-17-17   Uploaded by    DerMantis
Score:
140
 
 Donut: John Stamos sighted! RAMMING SPEED!
 Science: Auto BAD for anything Full House related. To hell with that show.
 Shay: @Nope Ohhhh mama.
 Nope: @fanny Couldnt replicate but I did get this one imgur.com/a/…
 fanny: @Nope omg SCREEN SHOT THAT!!!
 Nope: On my screen John's thumb is pointing to the "today's weird item" which is a make your own dildo kit. I think that's funny.
Image 221521   12-17-17   Uploaded by    sodamachine
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