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272318  ChubbyBuddy: whoa i totally misread the smurfs

272319  ChubbyBuddy: no

272275  SuedeOxford: @Scoo *Detroit. Nashville, if it were a catfish.

272282  Not A Bot: HUR HUR HUR *drops in a penny*

272283  SuedeOxford: I'm gonna call the Friendly SpaceCops due to my doubts about this guy having a permit.

272159  SuedeOxford: @tib gubb Certainly, but I like my odds on this one.

272309  tib gubb: uh... thanks?

272309  Prostata: my favorite place to eat

272110  AdaMan: Desk pop

272308  tib gubb: u sly dog

272301  Scoo: Craft Beerkf

272309  Dr Awkward: Uh, Wendy, sweetie.... I know you recently had a divorce, but I think ever Tinder is preferable to these signs on your front door.

272305  Scoo: HULK SPLASH

272279  Dr Awkward: Whos the first guy? Some random dude touching his crotch, or someone of notoriety?

272275  Astanapan: Need initial octopus speed, angle of throw, elevation of fan over ice and angle of collision.

272242  toolbag: Don't do this

272295  propro: he had hair on his knob?

272315  MikeWhiskey: Wanna squeeze those lil toe beans :3

272315  superfudge: This is mine. I'm taking this with me.

272315  nimbus: You bring your kitty, I bring mine.

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2. Teechur
3. Mr Bleak
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The top ten most commented-on images today:

272089 Sage: @Mad Collager That sounds amazing!

272195 Air Biscuit: @Knice also happy birthday.

272155 Mr Bleak: I've looked closely over many years, and I'm still yet to find the coin slot.

272261 Side Boob: I wasn't expecting The Mikado.

272205 Terrh: Classy...

272245 Side Boob: Time to go to the ER, I guess.

271861 Scoo: SHUT THAT BLOODY BOUZOUKI UP!

272189 Warrax: This goddamned shit is motherfucking KEEN I tell you.

272159 SuedeOxford: @tib gubb Certainly, but I like my odds on this one.

271958 revtom: As if we wouldn't use those Atlas droids to fight. See that 'atlas parkour' video on youtube? We'll be remotely piloting those things in the next war.



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confession uploaded 272135 (818 points)
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Amy Housewine uploaded 272056 (811 points)
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10. Albo Grungus: 1938 points
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 tib gubb: alternative post -- judge all you want, sausages pay the bills. the dog bills.
 tib gubb: judge all you want, bombs don't pay the bills -- wait, this post has gone disastrously. preserved for posterity.
 Stoner: Who cares about drugs anyway
 Annoying Vegan : Still a good dog.
 trelyate: same
 Darmstadtium: Priorities!
 WaffleIron: Accidental bad! Ohno!
Image 221497   12-17-17   Uploaded by    agentpaint
Score:
586
 
 E. HONDA: sikh outfit dude
 genius: Sinrad.
 DrinkMixMan: @Teechur Maybe the headgear doubles as a floatation device
 fink: Imagine he takes off the cloth from his head and you see the shape of his skull id actually this big!
 Teechur: Probably needs a good chiropractor. And a life vest if he's going to stand that close to the water.
 bug: If I learned anything from RPGs, it's that I should stock up on rare weapons from this guy before leaving town.
Image 221496   12-17-17   Uploaded by    grid
Score:
286
 
 Not A Bot: In mother Russia B-M-Double-You
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: I was just looking for an excuse @carpwoman
 carpwoman: @SimonSaysGarfunkel - House wren
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Titmouse
Image 221495   12-17-17   Uploaded by    Drunk Orc
Score:
169
 
 Science: @nimbus: That's when it wasn't secret any more.
Image 221494   12-17-17   Uploaded by    sundragon
Score:
214
 
 apoxia: This is amazing.
 El hefe: You're getting sleepy.... WOOO-HOOO, SHAMONA!
 Mr. Shine: From my wife: "Say, say, say, that's a cool picture; it's black, it's white!"
 Ulillillia: I always feel like somebody's watching me
 Mr. Shine: Spiral Jackson?
Image 221493   12-17-17   Uploaded by    wootman
Score:
139
 
 cArdent: @White Rice "At a teller" suggests this might be a machine run by an actual bank. Or possibly they make their money on member fees.
 FabricMan: I *like* rolling coins. I find it calming.
 White Rice: A commission free coin counting service? Neat. If this was a coinstar one, you would have paid out around $26 on that transaction (unless they changed their service charge %)
 Nope: at 2.5 oz per penny that would have been 160 lbs.
Image 221492   12-17-17   Uploaded by    matos
Image 221491 is unbelievably bad (score -7) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Drunk Orc. Boo, Drunk Orc.
Score:
118
 
 DrinkMixMan: I TOLD you
 Shay: Jesus lady, lay off the acid.
 Nope: And YOU have a peculiar mouth... Whats going on there. Teeth? Tongue?
Image 221490   12-17-17   Uploaded by    zoso
Score:
221
 
 Science: MY EYE-NIPPLES ARE ENGORGED. COME HERE AND ALLOW ME TO STROKE YOU WITH MY EAR-TENTACLES.
 CheezGrater: @Mr. Butt FUCKING SPOILERS DUDE CHRIST!!!!
 El hefe: Mind worm, you are cleared for docking
 White Rice: @Mr. Butt you can milk anything in this universe.
 Mr. Butt: Then Luke Skywalker milked it...
Image 221489   12-17-17   Uploaded by    kswat
Score:
233
 
 trelyate: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
 tib gubb: all of the wifi band is so noisy where i live, it's not even worth using
 courtney: *(oontz oontz oontz oontz)*
Image 221488   12-17-17   Uploaded by    professorpig
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