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272425  lecj07: @Nope Unfortunately, the chicken was dry and underseasoned, the pasta was clumped together, and the sauce came from a jar. Officer Ramsey was not pleased.

272434  lecj07: @wolfpk A metric fucktonne of inbreeding.

272410  Fiveninety: @psyops @thecraftywolf people still use McAfee, too. there's a group of people out there who still believe in the "you get what you pay for" philosophy. free software costs nothing, so they assume it doesn't work and refuse to even give it a try

272373  addend: Mmm, people.

272434  wolfpk: WTF!!!!!!

272435  Peter Pantsless: fal ager

272427  FormerLurker: Steve did it.

272303  tib gubb: majestic as frig

272444  originaluser: Aw good I love when people adopt the old ones. Poor things dont need to spend their last days or years in a shelter

272386  addend: # Sweet dreams of Siamese #

272398  Spazstatic: K, I'll mow over them with my mowers grass exhaust facing you.

272404  Spazstatic: I had 5 mini tacos al pastor for lunch. Delicious.

272404  addend: Mmm, sangria.

272440  Annoying Vegan : This is Famous Internet Corgi Jasper Islington. He is a Very Good Boy.

272418  Knice: Righty-O! *salute*

272423  Knice: Like groceries.

272410  Not A Bot: Technically it helps relieve the symptoms of cancer treatments like chemo, so... Close. But smelling bacon cooking causes cancer, so fuck it, who wants to live forever?

272431  BavidDowie: Spot, stay

272428  addend: Do everything correctly.

272427  Knice: What an asphalt.

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272189 Warrax: This goddamned shit is motherfucking KEEN I tell you.

272195 Spazstatic: @Knice "Happy happy birthday, my song is really short!"

272089 Mad Collager: @fanny You'll do fine! If you have any trouble, reply here and I'll trouble-shoot. I just hope I see the reply in time to do you good!

272205 Science: Well, that explains the bruising on the legs.

272295 DrinkMixMan: Thanks, these injured animals really brightened my day!

272155 White Rice: @Science oh no!

272261 Side Boob: I wasn't expecting The Mikado.

272159 SuedeOxford: @tib gubb Certainly, but I like my odds on this one.

272078 savvoy: Guy in my neighborhood does this some mornings. There's a school down the street, and once parents drop off the kids, they drive like bats out of hell through the neighborhood to get to less-congested exits to the main streets. The cops only ever set up on the main streets.

272245 Side Boob: Time to go to the ER, I guess.



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Score:
221
 
 Science: MY EYE-NIPPLES ARE ENGORGED. COME HERE AND ALLOW ME TO STROKE YOU WITH MY EAR-TENTACLES.
 CheezGrater: @Mr. Butt FUCKING SPOILERS DUDE CHRIST!!!!
 El hefe: Mind worm, you are cleared for docking
 White Rice: @Mr. Butt you can milk anything in this universe.
 Mr. Butt: Then Luke Skywalker milked it...
Image 221489   12-17-17   Uploaded by    kswat
Score:
233
 
 trelyate: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
 tib gubb: all of the wifi band is so noisy where i live, it's not even worth using
 courtney: *(oontz oontz oontz oontz)*
Image 221488   12-17-17   Uploaded by    professorpig
Score:
156
 
 Hosebag: Don't touch that squirrel's nuts!
 Peach: Nuts, nuts, get 'em!
 Mr. Shine: This squirrel's nuts!
Image 221487   12-17-17   Uploaded by    cishet
Score:
247
 
 tomatosaws: Still a good dog.
 E. HONDA: that son of a bitch kicked me off the table for the last time
 tib gubb: no cat, only sasg
 Shay: Cat? What cat?
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: That was a BIG cat
Image 221486   12-17-17   Uploaded by    Lorm Bembo
Score:
270
 
 Oh Don Piano: Dang @Shay
 Shay: @FabricMan It was the one that happen in December 2015.
 FabricMan: Was this after the Charlie Hebdo shooting?
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: The world now belongs to france
 ottorongo: I can only think of bombpops
 Nope: Sad times
Image 221485   12-17-17   Uploaded by    Natch
Score:
227
 
 bug: *yanks tablecloth with a flourish*
Image 221484   12-17-17   Uploaded by    sir toke a lot
Image 221483 is unbelievably bad (score -26) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Fuzzpot. Your image was bad, Fuzzpot.
Score:
52
 
 Science: @PissedOff: I think that no city should have to foot the costs for a stadium. I'd love to see the immediate collapse of organized professional sports.
 trelyate: Patriots fans would be a lot more bearable if they could just admit that cheating helped their team win 4 Super Bowls
 dingding: Whats this all about? Did a Google news search on Judge Richard Berman...sounds like his jury is who needs the coffee
 Not A Bot: "Yes, I did say that. But, honestly, dressing for the job you want is more of a philosophy than a literal direct- please sir, stop crying."
 Ulillillia: Are you ready for some sportsball?
 Coolguy: Dang guys, I havent heard regional sports talk on this site on a long time.
Image 221482   12-17-17   Uploaded by    Alpha Trion
Score:
775
 
 fanny: my, what big eyes you have!
 redmonkey3: "I am here for your soul... and to show off my adorable little pink socklets"
Image 221481   12-17-17   Uploaded by    Amy Housewine
Score:
629
 
 Mr Bleak: @ignatz Bacon Butty front right...
 wolfpk: The dog on the right needs to go on a diet.
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: That would make a fine Napoleon for a live action Animal Farm movie.
 mrmrmr: Boris Johnson front right..
Image 221480   12-17-17   Uploaded by    Amy Housewine
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