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272155  Mr Bleak: I've looked closely over many years, and I'm still yet to find the coin slot.

272157  Mr Bleak: Harry Potter reboot looking ... interesting.

272159  Mr Bleak: Mistakes were made, judge. Lessons will be learned.

272161  Mr Bleak: @savvoy Bare Thundersword is my porn star name.

272162  Mr Bleak: Normally, I'm against dressing cats up. But ... I can see Fur face in one of those ... it would pay him back for the half a dead bird in my shoe.

272169  Mr Bleak: @Air Biscuit That's less than a good cup of coffee at Starfucks.

272296  camellia: "The Drop Dog is a dangerous predator."

272296  boomboomboom: I have no idea what I'm doing.

272174  tib gubb: self loathing aside - it's worth as much as respect between friends

272180  tib gubb: what do you mean, move? i'm pretty sure that i'm allowed to be here.

272295  kswat: Gooby pls

272245  tib gubb: the dark side beckons

272268  tib gubb: ooh, ooh... i'll make popcorn

272201  georgerino: Indeed @Teechur...

272159  tib gubb: @SuedeOxford I work with lawyers- most of them are middle class and overworked

272201  Teechur: @Mr Bleak I like #buttduohorn

272283  Teechur: The lemon slices look like Homer Simpson eyes.

272282  Dr Awkward: Hooray for sexual assault! (BAD)

272184  Mr Bleak: Mein Furier!

272186  Mr Bleak: I remember this one! And I definately remember the "Rude Doom" mod as well ... that one got played quite a bit. :blush:

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272205 Terrh: Classy...

272089 Mad Collager: @fanny I can give you my mother's Neverfail Pie Crust recipe if you like. It's super easy, rolls out beautifully and very light and flaky when baked. For the filling, I use the sourest apples I can find for maximum flavor and about a cup of cinnamon sugar and half a stick of butter broken into little pieces and put among the apple slices. Let me know!

272155 Mr Bleak: I've looked closely over many years, and I'm still yet to find the coin slot.

272122 White Rice: @Warrax I don't know how I forgot about birbs...I feel quite silly now.

272189 Warrax: This goddamned shit is motherfucking KEEN I tell you.

272159 Mr Bleak: Mistakes were made, judge. Lessons will be learned.

272195 Air Biscuit: @Knice also happy birthday.

271958 revtom: As if we wouldn't use those Atlas droids to fight. See that 'atlas parkour' video on youtube? We'll be remotely piloting those things in the next war.

271861 Scoo: SHUT THAT BLOODY BOUZOUKI UP!

272086 tib gubb: yikes



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128
 
 copunter: and that, friends, is the story of capitalism
 Prostata: another few years this will be the standard size
 Liar tuck: After some thought, I am going to bad the image because I think she is fat-shaming the toilet
 Mr. Shine: This has got to be in some specialty hospital?
 Scoo: Beetus Seetus
 Ulillillia: Forget the haters, that would be soooo comfy.
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: And theres STILL piss on the seat!
 Knice: I now feel pity for a toilet. :-(
 ottorongo: She looks like she's never seen an awesome giant poop catcher before. sheesh.
 Hosebag: Buwammm... He's the overweight lover Heavy D.
 Mr. Shine: @WotGives That happened to John Popper from Blues Traveler.
 a sedated moose: /Iiiiii-iii-iii'm/ Double wi-iide/
 WotGives: A wide-load seat with no pedestal. How many behinds before that comes right off the wall?
 WotGives: A wide-load seat with no pedestal. How many behinds before that comes right off the wall?
Image 221470   12-17-17   Uploaded by    Pingu IRL
Score:
336
 
 apoxia: Yes I read that. They seem pretty identical.
 Janston: And are possibly just one person, moving back and forth really fast, according to Jon Oliver
 Annoying Vegan : Banksys early work just wasnt that inspiring.
Image 221469   12-17-17   Uploaded by    Troll
Score:
59
 
 UnknownSample: Modern art is lazy
 carpwoman: Rice. You're supposed to put in in RICE. Not saki.
Image 221468   12-17-17   Uploaded by    Teh Simpson
Score:
201
 
 Dr Awkward: Expert level Twister
 Kaviri: Neither combatant knew why they were fighting anymore. All reason had gone away in the fog of battle.
 2Berries: Go team venture!
Image 221467   12-17-17   Uploaded by    PygmyGremlin
Score:
421
 
 twitter: Ooh, so close! But wrong font. Bonus points if the costume comes with a /National Sarcastic/ magazine
 celebgate: Like, we need your support.
Image 221466   12-17-17   Uploaded by    Gonzo
Score:
227
 
 drhilljack: Always do. Always do.
 Scoo: Nash it good
 WotGives: Read it 'mash your anus'
 Ulillillia: Thanks, Notley
 iCEy: Make Alberta Great Again!
 Borb Prembus: Laugh all you want, that's good advice.
Image 221465   12-17-17   Uploaded by    dirtstick
Image 221464 is unbelievably bad (score -2) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Mextreme Enchirito. Boo, Mextreme Enchirito.
Score:
717
 
 Mr Bleak: It's a Pilbara Flame-tailed Slider, or Lerista Flammicauda, and it's native to Western Australia. Or "another Australian murder lizard" - unusually for Oz, this one prefers to kill you with kindness. And then flame grills you to perfection with its ass end.
 jazzjunkie: Taxonomically speaking, this is a lizard.
 Bohab: The gilded legsnake in its natural environment
 a robot: *throws Pokeball*
 WotGives: Hot tail
 Peach: Make up your damn mind.
Image 221463   12-17-17   Uploaded by    logan
Score:
238
 
 Mr Bleak: @Greek Fire I have an easier ritual: "chat to a pretty girl". Works every time...
 E. HONDA: These illuminati symbols are so subtle
 BlarfyB: Golden compasses.
 demonius: Back in the days when they were sure it could all be explained with geometry, somehow
 Kaviri: And thus I have proven: man is different than woman.
 Mextreme Enchirito: Peter Jackson filming "The Hobbit".
 Greek Fire: The ritual to summon a wife.
Image 221462   12-17-17   Uploaded by    deathawaits
Score:
189
 
 Entertainmentalist: Folks take off their bike seats so they don't get stolen and the bikes are also more difficult to steal, why not do that with cars, too?
 Teechur: youtube.com/…
 a robot: @The Bees ....how did he drive it there though?
 WotGives: Took a seat. Now what?
Image 221461   12-17-17   Uploaded by    shark
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