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273395  Mustyrats: @Spazstatic woooooo

273575  TrumpyTrump: Now that's what I call surf music


273501  Terrh:… - All hail The Oatmeal!

273587  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

273585  a spider plan: Crumbs in your bed are usually the worst, but I wouldn't mind that one.

273551  miller: That's how Japan does, foo'!

273556  addend: Welcome to Kansas City.

273569  addend: "Pampers?" / "Depends."

273564  Whatever: Such a waste - like most of their products, their packaging is better than average

273568  Whatever: Mark Twain would have approved

273544  Amy Housewine: This was my favourite episode.

273569  Whatever: Its the circle of life...

273573  a robot: @Amy Housewine BOOP, boop

273570  a robot: If your name is Elizabeth, some dumb kid on the playground will inevitably start calling you "Lizard Breath." Source: sibling named Elizabeth

273573  Amy Housewine: This boop is a big job. Make sure you're well-prepared.

273572  a robot: I just spent 30 minutes searching every improbable corner of my apartment for my cat, because I heard her meow like four times and then she completely vanished. I even went outside and downstairs into the building shared basement even though there's no possible way she could have gotten out. I was freaking out a little because I was really starting to believe she had stepped into an alternate dimension or something, but it turns out she was inside my dresser the whole time. But at least now I can finally go to bed.

273583  Mentos Pormer: I am not put anything in my mouth that originates in a public shitter.

273531  2Berries: I was hoping a monitor stand would have given one of them the upper hand

273566  Annoying Vegan : @Teechur So... All of them?

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273505 Dr Awkward: @WannaBee Get an Italian espresso machine. That would stone cold baller.

273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures

273444 Micro Jackson: Burninate this

273399 Shay: For shame Buddy Holly.

273352 Sadbot: @SuedeOxford A search string that does not disappoint

273474 trelyate: ojom rof

273365 Littlecraftywolf: @isosceleswaffle i am a furry i know that my point is going through security is the nightmare

273265 DimwaldtThrockmorton: Beauty of Korth Norea

273224 Kikari: All of you are getting way more coherent sentences than I do when I try this. I get infinite predicate loops.

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

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 kornisjon: This is 2 deep 4 me.
 Ulillillia: The Smurfs have gotten older and the smurfiest yet, is Smurfette
Image 221324   12-16-17   Uploaded by    Oober
 tib gubb: yeah i bet sears is laughing it to the bank
Image 221323   12-16-17   Uploaded by    mackdaddy
 tib gubb: putin just being putin...
 Side Boob: @a robot Im brave enough. Im just tired of greenpeace trying to tow me back into the water :P
 a robot: @Side Boob Any beach is a nude beach if you just believe in yourself enough and avoid the cops
 Side Boob: Is that dude on the right naked?
Image 221322   12-16-17   Uploaded by    electrode
 DrinkMixMan: *Fartboat
 kensin: Tiny finger
 Teechur: That's why you don't let your 7 year-old name your boat.
 tib gubb: it's different in europe
 Amy Housewine: "This'll shock those squares down at the sailing club. I'm really gonna shake things up around here."
 Mr. Butt: Look at me, I'm the captain now.
 AlexDeLarge: Butty McButtface
 WaffleIron: Farty McFartbutt was taken I guess.
Image 221321   12-16-17   Uploaded by    edvard
 Not A Bot: McPandering
 tib gubb: i'm pretty sure taunting is illegal
 Ulillillia: @Mustyrats Flair, sub?
 Nope: The all seeing brown eye?
 Mr. Butt: @MamboNumber6 Confirmed: William Shatner is part of the Illuminati.
Image 221320   12-16-17   Uploaded by    Hungy Dingus
 Mr. Lizard: VV bet / 4 yards
 elronhubard: Tere was a guy a century or so ago who used to bed people he could bust a beer barrel with a jug of water and a yards of metal pipe. He won a lot!
 jazzjunkie: @glenalec Fair enough. I feel like there's a "TWSS" joke in there somewhere...
 Sharkface: @jazzjunkie :-) still 2.4m more pressure than I want in my mouth: :-D
 jazzjunkie: @glenalec Hmm. A 12-oz can of soda only fills 2.8 meters of straw!
 rory: (Assuming it works) that guy is about to get 4m of water pressure on the back of his throat.
 Spazstatic: I'm hoping the man on the balcony is sucking up there beer and spitting it in the tube for the pool guy.
 Not A Bot: It's pining for the fjords
 Mr. Whiskers: @spydermon of water and chlorine
Image 221319   12-16-17   Uploaded by    TrumpyTrump
 BavidDowie: Pidgin English?
 Ulillillia: Let the rhythm change your world pan di road
Image 221318   12-16-17   Uploaded by    Callahan
 John Blender: When discussing spiders, I find the phrase mouth parts scary
 Amy Housewine: @Sadbot Yup (yupped in approval of your statement & yup).
 Peter Pantsless: @Sadbot I agree with this. Same with house centipedes, creepy as they are
 Nope: Agreed
 Sadbot: Spiders don't infest my pantry or fly directly at my ear when I'm going to bed, but they eat things that do, so Yup.
 Amy Housewine: Yup.
Image 221317   12-16-17   Uploaded by    jem
 drtofu: I cant breathe!!"
 Kaviri: So I says *wheeze* so I says to the guy, hey *snort* Why the long face?
 Peter Pantsless: Put it baaaaack
 Dr Awkward: Weird face swap
 Amy Housewine: Everyone here is having an absolute blast.
Image 221316   12-16-17   Uploaded by    Fast Sloth
 jochenau: And so the Prince roamed the kingdom, seeking the fair maiden whose signature pasta dish would fit the shoe.
 a sedated moose: You know, I'll eat almost anything. But I don't think I could eat cauliflower out of a damn shoe.
Image 221315   12-16-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
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