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248680  DrinkMixMan: anime

248672  dangerkeith3000: How have I never seen this joke before?

248638  Robespierre: Kept on ticking

248678  dangerkeith3000: Fuck 'all

248680  dangerkeith3000: @Yurishiro Hey now!

248688  Warrax: I was pretty skilled with the M-16 plotting board back in my service days.

248685  dangerkeith3000: Her name is Crystal.

248686  dangerkeith3000: DAD?

248688  dangerkeith3000: That's nothing. In 9th grade I bought a TI-89.

248661  Robespierre: Stargazy aspic looks rather grim

248667  mwoody: OH................................................................................................................................YEAH

248664  Robespierre: @antipatterns Their pizza is wobblier than most

248668  DrNinjaman: I'm paralyzed with island rhythms

248685  mwoody: Narrator: "Crystal Light: official beverage of the Slender Man." Model: "And women!"

248674  Robespierre: Jaunty!

248670  raditzu: I'd eat that.

248687  Nope: No u stay!

248690  barfolomew: Credit to The Onion.

248684  Sandor: I'm in flavor country

248681  VeeKay: This is what happens when care givers lose their shit

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3. Felicity
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5. Mr. Shine
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9. Christina
10. WannaBee



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248456 Science: @ignatz: But it's already been done, hasn't it?

248458 Shay: Instructions not clear, so *HONK HONK*

248508 trelyate: written by UR MOM!

248597 Nothing: Bob Johnson

248685 dangerkeith3000: Her name is Crystal.

248465 titular role: lolz @Annoying Vegan

248646 Felicity: Enough with the royal-watching

248542 Science: @WannaBee: Ok - haven't bought any in many years.

248470 Greifer: i take eight!

248680 dangerkeith3000: @Yurishiro Hey now!



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Pikachu uploaded 248450 (831 points)


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 2. Supermansbrother: 8294 points
 3. barfolomew: 6195 points
 4. ChubbyBuddy: 3356 points
 5. dangerkeith3000: 2448 points
 6. Side Boob: 2432 points
 7. Bagels: 2278 points
 8. Not A Bot: 2222 points
 9. Nope: 2114 points
10. dingding: 2111 points
11. Shay: 1970 points
12. Mr. Shine: 1881 points
13. Yurishiro: 1860 points
14. Springbok: 1770 points
15. violentwrath: 1723 points
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Score:
497
 
 Mr Bleak: @ignatz Puffer fish or decrepit Pokeball
 a robot: Put it BACK!
 Annoying Vegan : @ignatz I was certain this was a seed pod until I saw the face.
 ignatz: Animal, vegetable, or mineral?
Image 221284   12-16-17   Uploaded by    genius
Score:
253
 
 Whatever: Sad thing is that lobster traps dont really look like that any more
 furneim: This show has so many layers
Image 221283   12-16-17   Uploaded by    twitter
Score:
380
 
 Felicity: Ive got more rhymes than theres cops at a Dunkin Donuts shop.--House of Pain
 Not A Bot: i can't even read the text here. "21... likes"? "21 kites"? ugh
 carpwoman: Wasn't this a funeral procession? Done in good jest.
Image 221282   12-16-17   Uploaded by    CheezGrater
Score:
265
 
 VeeKay: That's so Turkish.
 furneim: That gaurd chain didn't help at all!
Image 221281   12-16-17   Uploaded by    genius
Score:
50
 
 Science: Wait - that's a vest? I thought it was a backpack. Good lord...
 Shay: His first choice for value was 99 cents.
 carpwoman: Oh, dear.
 bug: The dense adipose layer is also for defense.
 Sadbot: All the kevlar in the world won't stop clogged arteries
Image 221280   12-16-17   Uploaded by    steve
Score:
356
 
 kornisjon: I approve of this photo bomb.
 carpwoman: You boys and your dicks.
 ignatz: Phone sex?
Image 221279   12-16-17   Uploaded by    fridaynight
Score:
381
 
 Felicity: One apostrophe is directed, one isnt
 carpwoman: @bug - Uh......
 Hosebag: @trucker I drive through DC. I think about death every day.
 Mr. Butt: Talking about funerals made me pregnant.
 bug: Kids... it's time we talked about fucking dead people.
 Dr Awkward: @sparenamelaptopdied Wow, 8 years! I get emotional when one of our chickens dies, and they only live a few years (the first one to go, Professor Scrambles, was the hardest, and I actually cried. Now it just makes me have a bad day, and bums me the hell out)
 sparenamelaptopdied: Just this morning I had to bury a deceased 8-year old goldfish, kids saw it being very sluggish last night and accepted the inevitable..
Image 221278   12-16-17   Uploaded by    robford
Score:
613
 
 jazzjunkie: Joint branch managers
 steve: Spuds & Co.
 ignatz: Teamwork makes the dream work
Image 221277   12-16-17   Uploaded by    cthulhu
Score:
549
 
 cArdent: Mars seems to have gotten stuck on the other side of the line rather than in it.
 Shay: Just another day on the Metropolitan Transit Authority rail system.
 RiderFan: If you have the legs, show them off!
 Ulillillia: mr boombastic
 White Rice: That Tuxedo Mask at the back best be a lady, for the sake of consistency.
 rustedpeace: Nothing the least bit bradtastic about this scene.
 sparenamelaptopdied: Ooooh, hello Sailor!
Image 221276   12-16-17   Uploaded by    midgetcastle
Score:
904
 
 Yurishiro: What if I want little bites with my kisses?
 ratwa: I call the snarling one Bitey.
 Mr. Butt: It's a classic for a reason, folks.
 Shay: Truth in advertising.
Image 221275   12-16-17   Uploaded by    catsanddogs
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