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258163  Astanapan: If heroes of might and magic has taught me anything, there are another 16-45 dogs in there.

258163  bug: We should change the official header of the Friendly Spaceship to this doormat.

258177  Scoo: A moose once dated my sister

258166  Scoo: Translation: we have no legal authority to fine you for not paying so we're going to ask you pleasepleaseplease pay next time okthanks?

258179  Nope: Ted and Ed Cruise

258162  grizzly: Just boo it. I'm crying over that shit.

258182  Nope: Mike seen here pre meal

258175  Solemn: @wolfpk Huh. Never would have guessed.

258178  copunter: if you survived the 70's, you probably chop up lines on your phone like this:

258179  copunter: wow, this has some nice touches to it. @Drunk Orc -- advanced shoopniques!

258173  Prostata: An anagram of "donald trump" is "lord damp nut"

258175  wolfpk: Just so you know, there's like a lot of dogs on here

258169  Scoo: Dickf buttf

258169  wolfpk: Born with a bone

258173  Scoo: ...is my dancin' name!

258184  romangreek: Its a dry heat, so no worries.......

258147  copunter: that bug-eyed look you get... when you're hypnotized

258171  Kaviri: Single mothers.

258172  Kaviri: Old blue eyes?

258170  Not A Bot: I've seen shoe prints on toilet seats...

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258009 Astanapan: wikiHow to run first because until you learn how to bend your knees you're getting nowhere fast.

258111 Warrax: I just want to know what's wrong with them that they had to go in the garbage. I mean, it's a fairly simple device.

258044 Mr. Butt: Been playing a lot of Monster Hunter lately. I really like how it allows me to neurotically hoard herbs and mushrooms instead of getting good at the combat.

257995 Passive: The pain is real

258079 Robespierre: Team building exercises suck

258129 Wooden Spoon: Thats fine, but how do women fix a leaky boat?

258089 Warrax: Harison ciked me in the penis

258106 SuedeOxford: I would settle for just free.

257947 VeeKay: Now we're going to places in my neighborhood

257969 WannaBee: The before picture #258041



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15. cran vodka: 1664 points
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 Whatever: Sad thing is that lobster traps dont really look like that any more
 furneim: This show has so many layers
Image 221283   12-16-17   Uploaded by    twitter
Score:
380
 
 veryblue: Ive got more rhymes than theres cops at a Dunkin Donuts shop.--House of Pain
 Not A Bot: i can't even read the text here. "21... likes"? "21 kites"? ugh
 carpwoman: Wasn't this a funeral procession? Done in good jest.
Image 221282   12-16-17   Uploaded by    CheezGrater
Score:
265
 
 VeeKay: That's so Turkish.
 furneim: That gaurd chain didn't help at all!
Image 221281   12-16-17   Uploaded by    genius
Score:
50
 
 Science: Wait - that's a vest? I thought it was a backpack. Good lord...
 Shay: His first choice for value was 99 cents.
 carpwoman: Oh, dear.
 bug: The dense adipose layer is also for defense.
 Sadbot: All the kevlar in the world won't stop clogged arteries
Image 221280   12-16-17   Uploaded by    steve
Score:
356
 
 kornisjon: I approve of this photo bomb.
 carpwoman: You boys and your dicks.
 ignatz: Phone sex?
Image 221279   12-16-17   Uploaded by    fridaynight
Score:
381
 
 Lumb Blombus: One apostrophe is directed, one isnt
 carpwoman: @bug - Uh......
 Hosebag: @trucker I drive through DC. I think about death every day.
 Mr. Butt: Talking about funerals made me pregnant.
 bug: Kids... it's time we talked about fucking dead people.
 Dr Awkward: @sparenamelaptopdied Wow, 8 years! I get emotional when one of our chickens dies, and they only live a few years (the first one to go, Professor Scrambles, was the hardest, and I actually cried. Now it just makes me have a bad day, and bums me the hell out)
 sparenamelaptopdied: Just this morning I had to bury a deceased 8-year old goldfish, kids saw it being very sluggish last night and accepted the inevitable..
Image 221278   12-16-17   Uploaded by    robford
Score:
613
 
 jazzjunkie: Joint branch managers
 steve: Spuds & Co.
 ignatz: Teamwork makes the dream work
Image 221277   12-16-17   Uploaded by    cthulhu
Score:
549
 
 cArdent: Mars seems to have gotten stuck on the other side of the line rather than in it.
 Shay: Just another day on the Metropolitan Transit Authority rail system.
 RiderFan: If you have the legs, show them off!
 Ulillillia: mr boombastic
 White Rice: That Tuxedo Mask at the back best be a lady, for the sake of consistency.
 rustedpeace: Nothing the least bit bradtastic about this scene.
 sparenamelaptopdied: Ooooh, hello Sailor!
Image 221276   12-16-17   Uploaded by    midgetcastle
Score:
904
 
 Liar tuck: What if I want little bites with my kisses?
 ratwa: I call the snarling one Bitey.
 Mr. Butt: It's a classic for a reason, folks.
 Shay: Truth in advertising.
Image 221275   12-16-17   Uploaded by    catsanddogs
Score:
185
 
 Dr Awkward: @Dr Awkward "IT support"
 Dr Awkward: Rolling out your computer's IT band, eh?
 bug: Life finds a way.
Image 221274   12-16-17   Uploaded by    Big Beagler
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