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257763  Felicity: I once let my cat write a column for my zine by letting him walk across the keyboard and using whatever he typed. It looked a lot like what @bug said

257819  ignatz: @boozer He's a nice kid, but he's all thumbs. Also how bout Englebert Thumbperdinck..

257766  Felicity: That pangolin needs to be more precise

257820  Solemn: OO

257815  Solemn: In case it escaped notice, he's wearing a button of himself on his jacket.

257817  bug: Do you have one that says 'Sorry, not sorry?'

257824  KnowLifer: flock

257824  KnowLifer: glock

257824  KnowLifer: elock

257824  KnowLifer: dlock

257819  Amy Housewine: @boozer Thumberto Eco.

257814  Minnesotan: batting helmets are unnecessary technology of the english

257815  Minnesotan: this dude's a questgiver or sells rare items or some shit, gonna go talk to him

257816  sparename: "They're not even empties - looks like the chicks have a party planned.."

257812  bug: @dangerkeith3000 It's a banana.

257815  Dr Awkward: There is a world beard and mustache competition, and I wonder if this is from that.

257815  bug: Dr. Octopus.

257828  withak: Straight Outta Cabinet - KWA. Toothless Records. 2018

257814  dangerkeith3000: Shuck on thish, Trebek!

257815  dangerkeith3000: Hipster Level: 1,000,000

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257555 Shay: Today's weirdo item.

257626 smusher: We all do the dew down here. You'll do the dew too.

257686 tib gubb: heck yes

257545 VeeKay: Hole in the road huh? Get an officer out to look into it.

257595 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 It's got a good beat and I can dance to it. I'll give it an 8.

257634 barfolomew: "Name us after friends and we will swallow their souls!"

257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!

257558 Robespierre: Shit seen

257724 addend: Is this Kansas City, Kansas, or Kansas City, Missouri? Asking for a friend.

257787 jazzjunkie: Wha tanaw fulbr aille t ran slat



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Score:
380
 
 veryblue: Ive got more rhymes than theres cops at a Dunkin Donuts shop.--House of Pain
 Not A Bot: i can't even read the text here. "21... likes"? "21 kites"? ugh
 carpwoman: Wasn't this a funeral procession? Done in good jest.
Image 221282   12-16-17   Uploaded by    CheezGrater
Score:
265
 
 VeeKay: That's so Turkish.
 furneim: That gaurd chain didn't help at all!
Image 221281   12-16-17   Uploaded by    genius
Score:
50
 
 Science: Wait - that's a vest? I thought it was a backpack. Good lord...
 Shay: His first choice for value was 99 cents.
 carpwoman: Oh, dear.
 bug: The dense adipose layer is also for defense.
 Sadbot: All the kevlar in the world won't stop clogged arteries
Image 221280   12-16-17   Uploaded by    steve
Score:
356
 
 kornisjon: I approve of this photo bomb.
 carpwoman: You boys and your dicks.
 ignatz: Phone sex?
Image 221279   12-16-17   Uploaded by    fridaynight
Score:
381
 
 Lumb Blombus: One apostrophe is directed, one isnt
 carpwoman: @bug - Uh......
 Hosebag: @trucker I drive through DC. I think about death every day.
 Mr. Butt: Talking about funerals made me pregnant.
 bug: Kids... it's time we talked about fucking dead people.
 Dr Awkward: @sparenamelaptopdied Wow, 8 years! I get emotional when one of our chickens dies, and they only live a few years (the first one to go, Professor Scrambles, was the hardest, and I actually cried. Now it just makes me have a bad day, and bums me the hell out)
 sparenamelaptopdied: Just this morning I had to bury a deceased 8-year old goldfish, kids saw it being very sluggish last night and accepted the inevitable..
Image 221278   12-16-17   Uploaded by    robford
Score:
613
 
 jazzjunkie: Joint branch managers
 steve: Spuds & Co.
 ignatz: Teamwork makes the dream work
Image 221277   12-16-17   Uploaded by    cthulhu
Score:
549
 
 cArdent: Mars seems to have gotten stuck on the other side of the line rather than in it.
 Shay: Just another day on the Metropolitan Transit Authority rail system.
 RiderFan: If you have the legs, show them off!
 Ulillillia: mr boombastic
 White Rice: That Tuxedo Mask at the back best be a lady, for the sake of consistency.
 rustedpeace: Nothing the least bit bradtastic about this scene.
 sparenamelaptopdied: Ooooh, hello Sailor!
Image 221276   12-16-17   Uploaded by    midgetcastle
Score:
904
 
 Liar tuck: What if I want little bites with my kisses?
 ratwa: I call the snarling one Bitey.
 Mr. Butt: It's a classic for a reason, folks.
 Shay: Truth in advertising.
Image 221275   12-16-17   Uploaded by    catsanddogs
Score:
185
 
 Dr Awkward: @Dr Awkward "IT support"
 Dr Awkward: Rolling out your computer's IT band, eh?
 bug: Life finds a way.
Image 221274   12-16-17   Uploaded by    Big Beagler
Score:
403
 
 BlarfyB: Better get upping, buddy.
 cArdent: @Dr Awkward If I was a fox I wouldn't get anywhere near a boatload of swans. They'd be bigger than me. They're *already* meaner than me.
 VeeKay: @VeeKay Yes, exactly what I meant.
 VeeKay: @VeeKay Cygnets?
 VeeKay: Fishy, unpleasant flesh - unless you feed them on oats from being young.
 kornisjon: That's one brave man.
 furneim: Lazy swans
 jochenau: Swan Lake
 Dr Awkward: Must have already left the fox on the other side.
Image 221273   12-16-17   Uploaded by    duckybox
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