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273088  VoR: Why is my tongue like velcro

273090  VoR: I know the comment before its posted. It is the sight.

273097  VoR: No duck cuts

273100  VoR: It is my birthday too

273080  xylophone: "Now I am King, Old Man!"

273107  sparename: "I? = Full"

273098  tib gubb: nanoo nanoo

273108  sparename: Not particularly relevant but... I feel that I have to share a phrase that I just came across:- "coordinated retweet farm"

273095  sparename: When you slam the tent door

273093  shwoarty: Better romance cover than either of the last ones

272801  Mr Bleak: Beauty of Angry Korea.

273051  TurkeyVultureTed: Let the wild rumpus begin!

273093  TurkeyVultureTed: California plates, natch'.

273098  Incubi: He's not from outer space. He's from Russia, he only works in outer space

273087  Murm Gungus: How is babby formed

273106  fishing: by Chuck Tingle

273106  majorchamp: This explains so much.

273017  tib gubb: what an asshole

273062  dobbiesdoogs: well, if the lycanthropy gene is dominant, there's still a one in four chance you don't get it

273095  Incubi: I bet Indiana Jones is in there

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1. tib gubb
2. Air Biscuit
3. addend
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10. Dr Awkward



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273043 White Rice: @Prostata As he ventured through Walmart, numberous ondividuals inquired as to if the flowers he was carrying were to make amends with his girlfriend, or if they're for his girlfriend (not sure the double girlfriend stuff there). Firstly, he endeavors to please the ladies, not cause them ire. Secondly, the only girl of import to him is his daughter, and she will be the recipient of the flowers. If any person is of the belief he does anything to rectify relations with the ladies, they are sorely mistaken, as he just leaves if they become unhappy. Laugh my redneck ass off (I'm assuming that's what the R in lmRao is). That's it, more or less. Yay flowers for daughter, boo not fixing things if you mess up/taking responsibility in relationships.

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

272734 Throwbot: I imagine regular flavor tastes like beige

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

272918 Teechur: @Dr Awkward My wife and I are cracking up over here! She and I actually met online in 1994. We each took a leap of faith and 22 years of marriage later..... Criminally insane? Not criminally, anyway....

272815 Mr Bleak: Just because you *can* do something ...

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

272892 Peter Pantsless: @Hokie333 The show It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is on at that time, and their pub us called Paddy's as well. Just a little goof.

272774 Dr Awkward: Nah, we have a lot of locally own restaruants, shops, etc... that are those people's livelihood. We'll see how this all shakes out in a few years, but even at 15 dollars an hour, you're not buying a house here (out of town 2nd home owners, vacation rentals, and student housing makes that housing market crazy).



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Side Boob uploaded 272795 (899 points)
not i spy uploaded 272641 (898 points)
Wolfy21 uploaded 272685 (869 points)
nclaw uploaded 272634 (836 points)
frenk uploaded 272924 (828 points)
Mr. Lizard uploaded 272627 (820 points)
brutal uploaded 272789 (799 points)
Remp Wulgus uploaded 272773 (784 points)
daver uploaded 272808 (783 points)
spacedawg uploaded 272642 (742 points)
Shay uploaded 272798 (739 points)
redpeepee uploaded 272760 (737 points)
Mexico uploaded 272595 (736 points)
flowers uploaded 272801 (723 points)
ashton uploaded 272742 (710 points)


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 2. Side Boob: 4048 points
 3. Annoying Vegan : 2848 points
 4. dangerkeith3000: 2827 points
 5. E. HONDA: 2635 points
 6. NoOneImportant: 2049 points
 7. grimes: 2022 points
 8. grizzly: 1772 points
 9. Snow Plow: 1732 points
10. daver: 1617 points
11. Remp Wulgus: 1569 points
12. Mexico: 1557 points
13. Shay: 1554 points
14. skunkrocker: 1534 points
15. Never AFK: 1495 points
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Score:
403
 
 BlarfyB: Better get upping, buddy.
 cArdent: @Dr Awkward If I was a fox I wouldn't get anywhere near a boatload of swans. They'd be bigger than me. They're *already* meaner than me.
 Oober: @VeeKay Yes, exactly what I meant.
 night shift: @VeeKay Cygnets?
 tears as lube: Fishy, unpleasant flesh - unless you feed them on oats from being young.
 kornisjon: That's one brave man.
 furneim: Lazy swans
 jochenau: Swan Lake
 Dr Awkward: Must have already left the fox on the other side.
Image 221273   12-16-17   Uploaded by    duckybox
Score:
358
 
 Not A Bot: Christmas presents ain't gonna buy themselves.
 BlarfyB: Angel of the sea.
Image 221272   12-16-17   Uploaded by    NanananananananaCATMAN
Score:
422
 
 Starry Lemon: Mortality sucks
 furneim: Man those guys are skinny
 Ulillillia: Littering is a tragedy.
 tib gubb: NEEEEERDS
 Amy Housewine: "It just takes a minute/to bag it/and bin it!"
 bug: ...by throwing away the BeeGees.
 Shay: If this was 1977, this pic would have a different meaning.
Image 221271   12-16-17   Uploaded by    AFanOfSprite
Score:
342
 
 sylveon: Hipster lettering
 cybeq: Sentiments like these expressed on a poster indicates that this probably dates back to London's Boris Johnson Daze - Keep Britain's Toady.
 well duh: people *comma* Fiona. Sigh. Not to be pedantic, but wouldn't it have been more appropriate to address Fiona as a (dreaded) 'c'-word than a dick? I mean, from a gender standpoint? I'm not up on my "Queen's English slang". Seems to be a bit of punctuation missing up top, too. I should call Noam Chomsky...
 Dr Awkward: Keep Britain Tidy.
 Shay: It's wether she wants to spoons.
 Amy Housewine: @Mumbo Dingus It's a result of the time difference between the American zones and GMT, obviously. Never eat Mexican food with jetlag, you'll have problems.
Image 221270   12-16-17   Uploaded by    MabelSyrup
Score:
169
 
 Side Boob: I typically wash my cars once every three years, and it has never been this dirty. And I live in a state that gets snow.
Image 221269   12-16-17   Uploaded by    sports
Score:
172
 
 XLY: **you're!
 furneim: Cake really softens the blow
 itskando: @greg same
 bug: *eats cake anyway* ...*masturbates*
 Sadbot: This is a real good way to create someone who obsessively covers their tracks, shame spirals, or both.
Image 221268   12-16-17   Uploaded by    Natch
Score:
238
 
Image 221267   12-16-17   Uploaded by    Ignatius
Score:
791
 
 KickassHellyeah: Not a single bad comment here. Have a shower of +s.
 WaffleIron: Cube was a good movie
 Jeffrat: Yeah yeah size of a football pitch, but what is that in square bunnies? Why can't you tell me that? Why do you hate non-sport related units of measure?
 space: Boxing Day isn't for another week or so, lepus.
 Haute and sweaty: Be hare *and* be square.
 Dr Awkward: Something something "hare-abyte"
 Sandor: Patch of hare
 LieutenantTofu: bunny yard defragmentation complete
Image 221266   12-16-17   Uploaded by    butt poop
Score:
364
 
 Dr Awkward: @Oh Don Piano Butt it feels so real.
 Shay: Butt what?
Image 221265   12-16-17   Uploaded by    million laffs
Score:
368
 
 petepuma: @god666 crap, what was his name again?
Image 221264   12-16-17   Uploaded by    CheezGrater
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