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258180  Yam: Wait, is this Calgary?

258150  a robot: Betty White is older than sliced bread

258153  a robot: You rock that three-piece suit, bowler hat, umbrella and red thigh-high boots, Mr. Businessman

258167  a robot: Your dog is a very good mother to that baby polar bear!

258173  Mr. Shine: It's what they call me down at the clinic.

258175  Mr. Shine: I'm disappointed in myself because I'm not sure if i can hug them all at once.

258176  a robot: Bout to drop the hottest album of summer 2018

258176  Mr. Shine: These puppies look like they're planning a casino heist.

258177  Mr. Shine: *angrily takes pet moose and exits*

258163  Astanapan: If heroes of might and magic has taught me anything, there are another 16-45 dogs in there.

258163  bug: We should change the official header of the Friendly Spaceship to this doormat.

258177  Scoo: A moose once dated my sister

258166  Scoo: Translation: we have no legal authority to fine you for not paying so we're going to ask you pleasepleaseplease pay next time okthanks?

258179  Nope: Ted and Ed Cruise

258162  grizzly: Just boo it. I'm crying over that shit.

258182  Nope: Mike seen here pre meal

258175  Solemn: @wolfpk Huh. Never would have guessed.

258178  copunter: if you survived the 70's, you probably chop up lines on your phone like this:

258179  copunter: wow, this has some nice touches to it. @Drunk Orc -- advanced shoopniques!

258173  Prostata: An anagram of "donald trump" is "lord damp nut"

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These users have commented the most in the past 24 hours:

1. Mr. Shine
2. dangerkeith3000
3. Robespierre
4. Solemn
5. Side Boob
6. tib gubb
7. Scoo
8. Knice
9. VoR
10. Not A Bot



The top ten most commented-on images today:

258106 SuedeOxford: I would settle for just free.

258089 Warrax: Harison ciked me in the penis

258129 Wooden Spoon: Thats fine, but how do women fix a leaky boat?

257947 VeeKay: Now we're going to places in my neighborhood

258111 Warrax: I just want to know what's wrong with them that they had to go in the garbage. I mean, it's a fairly simple device.

257969 WannaBee: The before picture #258041

258079 Robespierre: Team building exercises suck

257995 Passive: The pain is real

258044 Mr. Butt: Been playing a lot of Monster Hunter lately. I really like how it allows me to neurotically hoard herbs and mushrooms instead of getting good at the combat.

258009 Astanapan: wikiHow to run first because until you learn how to bend your knees you're getting nowhere fast.



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god666 uploaded 257730 (1046 points)
sergeant uploaded 257877 (995 points)
Albo Grungus uploaded 257758 (918 points)
Cyka uploaded 257885 (887 points)
jimbiscuit uploaded 257783 (883 points)
Jonananathan uploaded 257907 (820 points)
John Blender uploaded 258099 (814 points)
HermwoodLitmajor uploaded 257774 (801 points)
Supermansbrother uploaded 257816 (797 points)
burritos uploaded 257674 (797 points)
angry uploaded 258013 (795 points)
TaintJuice uploaded 257712 (793 points)
Jalamunch Totorito uploaded 258044 (789 points)
Mustyrats uploaded 257779 (777 points)
cran vodka uploaded 257887 (773 points)


These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

 1. Supermansbrother: 4984 points
 2. Amy Housewine: 3159 points
 3. Laree: 3134 points
 4. Warrax: 2721 points
 5. NotHuman: 2655 points
 6. Annoying Vegan : 2465 points
 7. Shay: 2247 points
 8. E. HONDA: 2184 points
 9. god666: 2090 points
10. Scoo: 2038 points
11. burritos: 1926 points
12. DerMantis: 1842 points
13. elahabdh: 1778 points
14. Side Boob: 1776 points
15. cran vodka: 1664 points
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 XLY: **you're!
 furneim: Cake really softens the blow
 itskando: @greg same
 bug: *eats cake anyway* ...*masturbates*
 Sadbot: This is a real good way to create someone who obsessively covers their tracks, shame spirals, or both.
Image 221268   12-16-17   Uploaded by    Natch
Score:
238
 
Image 221267   12-16-17   Uploaded by    Ignatius
Score:
791
 
 KickassHellyeah: Not a single bad comment here. Have a shower of +s.
 WaffleIron: Cube was a good movie
 Jeffrat: Yeah yeah size of a football pitch, but what is that in square bunnies? Why can't you tell me that? Why do you hate non-sport related units of measure?
 space: Boxing Day isn't for another week or so, lepus.
 Haute and sweaty: Be hare *and* be square.
 Dr Awkward: Something something "hare-abyte"
 Sandor: Patch of hare
 LieutenantTofu: bunny yard defragmentation complete
Image 221266   12-16-17   Uploaded by    butt poop
Score:
364
 
 Dr Awkward: @Oh Don Piano Butt it feels so real.
 Shay: Butt what?
Image 221265   12-16-17   Uploaded by    million laffs
Score:
368
 
 petepuma: @god666 crap, what was his name again?
Image 221264   12-16-17   Uploaded by    CheezGrater
Score:
337
 
 Greifer: classic jeff
 Rhombo Dimple: Grasping... Try CraigsList.
Image 221263   12-16-17   Uploaded by    bigjim
Score:
514
 
 Cami: @tane "What are you looking at, kid?" Only then did I notice the hands-free device in his other ear.
 Not A Bot: Boom goes the dynamite!
 Skaalar: @tane Check it out Butthead, this chick has three boobs!
 eider: Still searching for that TP
 not i spy: Is this real life
Image 221262   12-16-17   Uploaded by    usernamee
Score:
170
 
 carpwoman: Could be legally blind and in need of a device to see the chalkboard.
 Hosebag: I 3D printed my diploma. Fuck that shit.
Image 221261   12-16-17   Uploaded by    Jack Daniels
Score:
618
 
 effzeeceekay: When Gravity Attacks.
Image 221260   12-16-17   Uploaded by    tears as lube
Score:
478
 
 Cami: I thought I heard a camel in here! The lease says no pets!
 Religion X: If you let the nose of the camel into the apartment...
 copunter: ... so they'll push back!
 betamax: "Oh, no; my husband's home! Quick, go hide ... on the balcony!"
 petepuma: her husband came home
 TheTakeDown: Is your neighbor a heavy smoker?
 penguinslovebananas: So many questions.........
Image 221259   12-16-17   Uploaded by    shadebane
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