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10959  jljocque: @avemaria Most dads in that situation would not have the option of retiring. Does that make them bad fathers?

257796  jochenau: The hand mixer is definitely for the tofu! Definitely!

257787  raditzu: No sex causes bed eyes?

257796  Dr Awkward: This is all very specific.

257437  Dr Awkward: @Dr Awkward Ahem... "Yub Nub"

257787  jochenau: @PenguinBartender I tried to translate by hand but a) Braille is way more complicated than I thought, and b) I stopped after DITHCW, CHA.GF because I was probably doing something wrong.

257782  Dr Awkward: Oh. Men.

257788  Dr Awkward: The Fast and the Furriest

257763  SuedeOxford: "Jesus, Dave. Did you type this with your balls or something?"

257790  Dr Awkward: #WalmartLyfe

10879  jljocque: Light on the sausage.

257791  Dr Awkward: This is pretty neat, actually.

257794  Dr Awkward: Turn down for what?

257750  SpaceCow: "I think you're thinking of Pina Colada-burg."

257763  SpaceCow: "Would you like to turn on Sticky Keys?"

257772  SpaceCow: Right about then the speakers start playing Quad City DJs.

257782  SpaceCow: Only cast members of The Omen may pee here. You get out of here, Linda Blair.

257802  happier: Had a bunch of extra letters and space lol. I like it.

257791  Scoo: That would be a shame

257792  SpaceCow: His dissertation was called "You have no chance to graduate."

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257513 grandma: @Knice wow

257650 Spazstatic: UnexpectedBossFight.jpg

257595 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 It's got a good beat and I can dance to it. I'll give it an 8.

257545 VeeKay: Hole in the road huh? Get an officer out to look into it.

257558 Robespierre: Shit seen

257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!

257724 addend: Is this Kansas City, Kansas, or Kansas City, Missouri? Asking for a friend.

257686 tib gubb: heck yes

257626 smusher: We all do the dew down here. You'll do the dew too.

257634 barfolomew: "Name us after friends and we will swallow their souls!"



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14. NotHuman: 1674 points
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 grid: @Not A Bot I suspect ass stands for assistant or something like that.
 Not A Bot: I can't even imagine what the story behind this is. Rad just for that alone.
 Volwen: I've butt-dialed before but have never butt-applied-for-a-credit-card
 Uncle Phil: Don't write cheques your ass can't cash.
Image 220979   12-14-17   Uploaded by    SurfNTurf
Score:
311
 
 Hokie333: @Yurishiro "YOU DON'T BOIL PIZZA!" "It's the way we eat 'ere it's the way we eat 'ere!" --Bill Hicks
 jokertothethief: Is this what people think pizza is in england?
 kazzy94: It's not delivery, it's depressing
 mrd0t: They aren't lying.
 Shay: Can't argue with truth in advertising.
 wolfpk: "Extra thin" was referring to toppings.
 Bumbo Lungys: What it says on the box.
 Peter Pantsless: The best kind of correct!
Image 220978   12-14-17   Uploaded by    jeffrey
Score:
284
 
 kornisjon: Might actually be relevant to check how absolutely terrible for your health something like that is. But point taken, hot sauce.
 Queen K: But it's all natural so it must actually be good for you
 Shay: @beckybecky I see what you did there.
Image 220977   12-14-17   Uploaded by    Slug Wind
Score:
305
 
 ironmaiden: Civilized enough to know that cheese goes on the top of the burger.
 Sprinkles: Easter burgers or iron burgers sir?
 Teechur: Moai of this, please! Note the irony.
Image 220976   12-14-17   Uploaded by    PissedOff
Score:
152
 
 MikeWhiskey: What time is it when the big hand's on the floor, anyway?
 addend: "Not sure. You mean the big hand or THE big hand?"
Image 220975   12-14-17   Uploaded by    Joetato
Score:
345
 
 Science: Airstreams tethered together, like silver sleeping oxen
 Queen K: The Moon will rise again!
 hoobleton: In the future, the moon will be for trailer parks, and the Earth will be the fancy real estate
 Mr. Butt: @Not A Bot This is some of our robot overlord's finest work.
 charlemagne: the herd travels onwards, toward their breeding grounds in the sea of tranquility
 Not A Bot: Alas, Poor Nelson. I knew him, Milhouse, a fellow of infinite jest.
Image 220974   12-14-17   Uploaded by    jonz
Score:
224
 
 Peter Pantsless: Aggro-garden!
Image 220973   12-14-17   Uploaded by    conner
Score:
154
 
 Mr Bleak: @rip odb "The fact that these aren't covered in piss **yet** is very surprising"
 BlarfyB: @kristy "first time". Yes.
 Xeno: @Commodore 64 Just not in the Dyson.
 mrd0t: The floor drain is about to get a workout.
 wolfpk: They do realize this is going to turn out really badly, right?
Image 220972   12-14-17   Uploaded by    nathan
Score:
570
 
 Joetato: I'm amazed by how many of these there are.
 Prostata: fa la la la la la la la la
 Queen K: So what if I did?
 Yam: Classic Katie
Image 220971   12-14-17   Uploaded by    ashton
Score:
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 Chaplin: Something something string theory something.
 Butcherboy: Hes actually a linguist major
 Muncharito Beanworld: First it breaks the word after the z sound, then it breaks it before. Is it phys-ics or phy-sics?
 Mr. Butt: Bazinga!
Image 220970   12-14-17   Uploaded by    grimes
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