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248488  Dresdenkeogh: Needs a tattoo

248528  funny in the wall: The fuck is this?

248497  glenalec: Kitty's got.. blue eyes. Like a blue blue day.

248532  DrinkMixMan: Like he said, he's not a bloody taxi service. Yet.

248536  DrinkMixMan: aarf lmao

168413  Felicity: Alternatively, avoid making coffee so hot that it causes severe burns

248508  glenalec: Jerkin 9 to 5. What a way to make a living!

248364  Dresdenkeogh: @Peter Pantsless I'm just really happy people got it.

248536  WTF: @dobbiesdoogs "Whoo... foul stench."

248531  Jabberwikket: Move along! Nothing to see! Definitely no floating going on down here!

248521  Not A Bot: Car is not a girl. 3/10.

248529  carpwoman: Idiot is right.

248536  dobbiesdoogs: an interstellar hit-dog, compliments of xur

248522  AstoriaBum: Where da mittens?

248533  TurkeyVulture: @Air Biscuit but, how could you have a blood test for The Force? That would be moronic.

248534  Greifer: tell us what you thought of this. them beans

248461  tib gubb: you can't arrest me if you can't come in!

248470  Greifer: i take eight!

248470  Greifer: everythings a... wait a minute

248476  Greifer: noooooooooooooooo

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9. Dr Awkward
10. Christina



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248396 Dreforian: Little in the middle but she got much back

248316 Yurishiro: @Christina I believe watermelons are smaller.

248355 addend: (Puts it in reverse.)

248339 Robespierre: Something something Jimmy Carter

248338 Robespierre: @Side Boob If there were a Confederate flag visible there would be even more whingeing in here.

248291 Kaviri: Eloise at the Plaza.

248508 glenalec: Jerkin 9 to 5. What a way to make a living!

248470 Greifer: i take eight!

248458 Shay: Instructions not clear, so *HONK HONK*

248385 nightmarez: You get em @Yam



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 7. Side Boob: 3155 points
 8. Not A Bot: 2911 points
 9. dingding: 2426 points
10. Bagels: 2386 points
11. Shay: 2283 points
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13. Nope: 1860 points
14. Mr. Shine: 1745 points
15. Telkwa: 1603 points
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Score:
271
 
 Yurishiro: @Not A Bot I suspect ass stands for assistant or something like that.
 Not A Bot: I can't even imagine what the story behind this is. Rad just for that alone.
 Volwen: I've butt-dialed before but have never butt-applied-for-a-credit-card
 Uncle Phil: Don't write cheques your ass can't cash.
Image 220979   12-14-17   Uploaded by    SurfNTurf
Score:
311
 
 Hokie333: @Yurishiro "YOU DON'T BOIL PIZZA!" "It's the way we eat 'ere it's the way we eat 'ere!" --Bill Hicks
 Yurishiro: Is this what people think pizza is in england?
 kazzy94: It's not delivery, it's depressing
 mrd0t: They aren't lying.
 Shay: Can't argue with truth in advertising.
 wolfpk: "Extra thin" was referring to toppings.
 glenalec: What it says on the box.
 Peter Pantsless: The best kind of correct!
Image 220978   12-14-17   Uploaded by    jeffrey
Score:
284
 
 kornisjon: Might actually be relevant to check how absolutely terrible for your health something like that is. But point taken, hot sauce.
 Queen K: But it's all natural so it must actually be good for you
 Shay: @beckybecky I see what you did there.
Image 220977   12-14-17   Uploaded by    Slug Wind
Score:
305
 
 ironmaiden: Civilized enough to know that cheese goes on the top of the burger.
 Yurishiro: Easter burgers or iron burgers sir?
 Teechur: Moai of this, please! Note the irony.
Image 220976   12-14-17   Uploaded by    PissedOff
Score:
152
 
 MikeWhiskey: What time is it when the big hand's on the floor, anyway?
 addend: "Not sure. You mean the big hand or THE big hand?"
Image 220975   12-14-17   Uploaded by    Joetato
Score:
345
 
 Science: Airstreams tethered together, like silver sleeping oxen
 Queen K: The Moon will rise again!
 Felicity: In the future, the moon will be for trailer parks, and the Earth will be the fancy real estate
 Mr. Butt: @Not A Bot This is some of our robot overlord's finest work.
 charlemagne: the herd travels onwards, toward their breeding grounds in the sea of tranquility
 Not A Bot: Alas, Poor Nelson. I knew him, Milhouse, a fellow of infinite jest.
Image 220974   12-14-17   Uploaded by    jonz
Score:
224
 
 Peter Pantsless: Aggro-garden!
Image 220973   12-14-17   Uploaded by    conner
Score:
154
 
 Mr Bleak: @rip odb "The fact that these aren't covered in piss **yet** is very surprising"
 BlarfyB: @kristy "first time". Yes.
 Xeno: @Commodore 64 Just not in the Dyson.
 mrd0t: The floor drain is about to get a workout.
 wolfpk: They do realize this is going to turn out really badly, right?
Image 220972   12-14-17   Uploaded by    nathan
Score:
570
 
 Yurishiro: I'm amazed by how many of these there are.
 Prostata: fa la la la la la la la la
 Queen K: So what if I did?
 Yam: Classic Katie
Image 220971   12-14-17   Uploaded by    ashton
Score:
166
 
 Yurishiro: Something something string theory something.
 Butcherboy: Hes actually a linguist major
 Felicity: First it breaks the word after the z sound, then it breaks it before. Is it phys-ics or phy-sics?
 Mr. Butt: Bazinga!
Image 220970   12-14-17   Uploaded by    grimes
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