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268110  FormerLurker: Thismakesmefeelfunny

267928  Theimposter: Potato Bone is my dancing name.

267930  Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

268114  AdaMan: Trap set

268115  AdaMan: What a jerk taking money from that poor man.

268055  dangerkeith3000: @Felicity That style was the bee's knees. Can ya dig it? That hep cat is flying on those bongos, baby.

268114  wolfpk: I would not want to be the person to open that door, but I want to watch when someone does!

268055  dangerkeith3000: @Science Oh I love the Apple Boat song!

268117  wolfpk: "It's a trap!"

268126  superfudge: 526 of 629 found helpful.

268100  VeeKay: For realsies! Saw a non ant version of this and enjoyed it.

268039  Theimposter: Arm wrestle me bro.

268054  Theimposter: The wrong fitting pauldrons hurt my brain...

268113  a robot: That's a cat though

268061  Theimposter: Ahuhhuh-huh!

268071  Theimposter: Omg thats weird.

268114  ThoughtlessGentleman: the eggpocalypse '18 where were you?!

268079  Theimposter: Someone bought 20 gallons of subsidized milk at the store where I work this morning along with 50lbs of subsidized beef. (Yes I know its shameful and am looking for a more ethical job)

268104  Side Boob: He's doing it again, isn't he?

268110  Side Boob: I'll take "Things I didn't need to see" for $500, Alex.

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267978 Side Boob: @ChubbyBuddy lol @ internet communists who can't defend their argument except by attacking others or the dreaded 'NO U' defense.

267859 tib gubb: jorge lucazo

268039 Theimposter: Arm wrestle me bro.

267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree

267839 Felicity: Also, the correct spelling of the laugh is "hee hee"

267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"

267782 dangerkeith3000: @Felicity I thought it was based on the David Lynch show and I was so pumped, but no, when I got there it was just another stupid Hooters knock off!

267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

267988 Bluetocracy: What a RADiant city. All that old iron gives it so much character.

267813 VeeKay: See the beer on that bloke! Pwaaar!

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11. Annoying Vegan : 1577 points
12. withak: 1576 points
13. bbbrandon: 1554 points
14. greg: 1543 points
15. midgetcastle: 1494 points
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 grid: @Not A Bot I suspect ass stands for assistant or something like that.
 Not A Bot: I can't even imagine what the story behind this is. Rad just for that alone.
 Volwen: I've butt-dialed before but have never butt-applied-for-a-credit-card
 Uncle Phil: Don't write cheques your ass can't cash.
Image 220979   12-14-17   Uploaded by    SurfNTurf
 Hokie333: @Yurishiro "YOU DON'T BOIL PIZZA!" "It's the way we eat 'ere it's the way we eat 'ere!" --Bill Hicks
 jokertothethief: Is this what people think pizza is in england?
 kazzy94: It's not delivery, it's depressing
 mrd0t: They aren't lying.
 Shay: Can't argue with truth in advertising.
 wolfpk: "Extra thin" was referring to toppings.
 Bumbo Lungys: What it says on the box.
 Peter Pantsless: The best kind of correct!
Image 220978   12-14-17   Uploaded by    jeffrey
 kornisjon: Might actually be relevant to check how absolutely terrible for your health something like that is. But point taken, hot sauce.
 Queen K: But it's all natural so it must actually be good for you
 Shay: @beckybecky I see what you did there.
Image 220977   12-14-17   Uploaded by    Slug Wind
 ironmaiden: Civilized enough to know that cheese goes on the top of the burger.
 Sprinkles: Easter burgers or iron burgers sir?
 Teechur: Moai of this, please! Note the irony.
Image 220976   12-14-17   Uploaded by    PissedOff
 MikeWhiskey: What time is it when the big hand's on the floor, anyway?
 addend: "Not sure. You mean the big hand or THE big hand?"
Image 220975   12-14-17   Uploaded by    Joetato
 Science: Airstreams tethered together, like silver sleeping oxen
 Queen K: The Moon will rise again!
 hoobleton: In the future, the moon will be for trailer parks, and the Earth will be the fancy real estate
 Mr. Butt: @Not A Bot This is some of our robot overlord's finest work.
 charlemagne: the herd travels onwards, toward their breeding grounds in the sea of tranquility
 Not A Bot: Alas, Poor Nelson. I knew him, Milhouse, a fellow of infinite jest.
Image 220974   12-14-17   Uploaded by    jonz
 Peter Pantsless: Aggro-garden!
Image 220973   12-14-17   Uploaded by    conner
 Mr Bleak: @rip odb "The fact that these aren't covered in piss **yet** is very surprising"
 BlarfyB: @kristy "first time". Yes.
 Xeno: @Commodore 64 Just not in the Dyson.
 mrd0t: The floor drain is about to get a workout.
 wolfpk: They do realize this is going to turn out really badly, right?
Image 220972   12-14-17   Uploaded by    nathan
 Joetato: I'm amazed by how many of these there are.
 Prostata: fa la la la la la la la la
 Queen K: So what if I did?
 Yam: Classic Katie
Image 220971   12-14-17   Uploaded by    ashton
 Chaplin: Something something string theory something.
 Butcherboy: Hes actually a linguist major
 Muncharito Beanworld: First it breaks the word after the z sound, then it breaks it before. Is it phys-ics or phy-sics?
 Mr. Butt: Bazinga!
Image 220970   12-14-17   Uploaded by    grimes
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