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263495  Otterman: I don't know what I'm doing!

263499  Solemn: When you raid with your friends...

263483  Robespierre: Designed to mesmerize

263498  Robespierre: Shit seen

263499  Robespierre: Something's touching me! Halp! HAAAAAAALP!

263489  VeeKay: That's cruel.

263491  VeeKay: Goanna rock down to Electric Avenue

263496  VeeKay: Unsubscribe

263498  VeeKay: "We wants it. We needs it. Must have the precious. They stole it from us. Sneaky little Hobbitses. Wicked. Tricksy. False."

263480  VeeKay: @Scoo Literally choking on bile here dud

263498  piranharama: That face when you can see time

263496  WTF: Porntub Time Machine

263507  norgu5: Aaaaand you're touching it. Gross.

263495  Solemn: The only way to dog paddle.

263497  Solemn: ;3

263465  Solemn: The most obvious rad in the universe.

263466  Solemn: "Hey, here's a cane! Now it's a crutch! Now it's a baby! And now I've ABSORBED the baby! Take that, David Copperfield!"

263470  Solemn: $3.49 here. On the beach, it's $4.29, and don't even get me started on the $5.35 guy that camps out about 30 miles up the highway. That's guy's about 16 kinds of an arschgeige.

263427  Air Biscuit: "Cats love it!"

263485  Solemn: We need more bathroom signs like this.

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263465 Solemn: The most obvious rad in the universe.

263325 Science: @Felicity Give me Slack, or give me death!

263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley

263293 Science: @Bohab: I'm pretty sure that, at this time, the wife's satisfaction was not a concern

263357 Passive: Denny's has better pancakes and doesn't cost like fourteen dollars a short stack

263202 Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things

263346 Robespierre: That's an unbeatable price for 6 miles of toilet paper.


263272 Science: *"Immigrant Song" intensifies*

263297 tib gubb: is it self aware? that's all i wanna know

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 Bohab: Just because you're embarrassing doesnt mean you don't have places to be.
 jazzjunkie: It's sad, but I think I recognize that airport
 Dr Awkward: @a robot It was actually just recently discontinued. There was a news story about it on NPR a few months ago, so it was, you know, a pretty big deal and stuff
 Knice: @a robot Garden Yeti!!
 a robot: Is the Skymall catalog still on airplanes? I haven't flown for a few years now but I honestly always fucking loved reading Skymall. So much dumb ridiculous shit
 Yam: What, no engine?
Image 220572   12-12-17   Uploaded by    Frum Temps
 UltraBeverly: Mine is very scuffed because I am clumsy. Better than scabs.
 Sadbot: Best not wear PPE ever, says future TBI patient
Image 220571   12-12-17   Uploaded by    flowers
 Shay: @Blargle Friends don't let friends drink and post. I'm going to bed too.
 Shay: @Blargle lol okay, go back to bed and all the pain will go away when you wake up.
 Shay: This is what Mrs. Claus does in her spare time while the fat bastard is working all month long.
 fanny: @Annoying Vegan oh thank god it got over 300. i was feeling sad that it was my fault it wasn't!
 Annoying Vegan : @fanny How could you?! I was gonna pay for my corgis college education with that radvote.
 fanny: ah hit bad by accident. sorry i love this and it's an awesome story! i think it took 10 years to collect all those jerry maguire tapes or something like that
Image 220570   12-12-17   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
 mrmrmr: @Ulillillia holy loly...
 Bohab: Through Godzilla, All things are possible
 SurfNTurf: Always Rad for Gojira, even if this one has a bit of a leer on..
 Prostata: it's tuesday, but ok
 midgetcastle: Rhumba lesson kicks off at 5 sharp.
 VeeKay: Salaryman all day partyman all night
 Ulillillia: 7am waking up in the morning, gotta be fresh gotta tear down stairs
Image 220569   12-12-17   Uploaded by    Ignatius
 hanky: Plop, plop; fizz-fizz.
 Ulillillia: Alllrighty then!
Image 220568   12-12-17   Uploaded by    buffalo
 jeffrey: I like beautiful people. And I mean beautiful people, not beautiful people.
 Nothing: I was gifted a shirt similar to this by my mother once. Neither of us noticed it for years
 leia: If soldiers of a sexually-repressive regime do manage to see him, they have to look away for fear of going to hell.
 carpwoman: Oh yuck.
 Borkf: Shirts by Maurice Binder
 Urn BooUrn: Classy.
 trelyate: he's invisible to women, I'm sure
 Sadbot: For operations in a Fascinations or whatever your local sex shop chain is called
 Peter Pantsless: James Bond insists on supplying his own camo
 fanny: ugh.
Image 220567   12-12-17   Uploaded by    Brain Thoughts
 Not A Bot: I'd have shat myself too
 a robot: @fanny You are doing the lord's work
 fanny: #113935 ahhhhhhhh!!!!!!
 tib gubb: apparently, a monster lives here.
 Not A Bot: hes thinkin' about dem weeds
Image 220566   12-12-17   Uploaded by    Side Boob
 itskando: Rad for trying
Image 220565   12-12-17   Uploaded by    Cheesecake
 Mr Bleak: Permission to be a long way away?
 tib gubb: well there's your prablem
 Niels Bohr: That's a lot of current.
 Hosebag: Sir, are you aware that you are leaking coolant at an alarming rate?
 carpwoman: That can't be good.
 Yam: Good thing thats not a laminar flow
 Ulillillia: Hydro.
 Fuzzpot: So thirsty... ah, look!
 VeeKay: I hate it when my electricity gets over pressure.
 Hokie333: Yeah, I get that problem first thing in the morning, too.
 sparename: I only see two phases
Image 220564   12-12-17   Uploaded by    Side Boob
 VeeKay: So he put the talking fish back into the sea and 56 years later he died.
Image 220563   12-12-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
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