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249642  Side Boob: Please teach your kids how properly to hold family pets!

249630  charlemagne: that is a lead collar though

249639  Air Biscuit: Futuristic zero-g sportsball goal?

249640  Air Biscuit: Time to hang em high dry

249591  Air Biscuit: @Air Biscuit yes.

249638  Otterman: Don't judge us

249582  grizzly: How did he fuck up so much?

249636  Mr. Butt: @WTF Holy fuck, what's up with the tennis shoe collecting? I thought I was the only one who noticed that...

249608  WannaBee: He wants to find Nibbler.

249636  Passive: Can't imagine why the artist is single....

249633  Greek Fire: In nomine felis

249640  WTF: I thought they were designed to take one out of every three quarters.

249635  WTF: @VeeKay "Not so Fast, 3/4 Furious"

249636  WTF: Watching some of the people I work with, married life with no kids is go out to eat every night and buy multiple pairs of fancy tennis shoes.

249636  Side Boob: I guess three out of 4 isn't bad?

249479  Side Boob: Lisa Simpson 2020

249609  antipatterns: Those are great charging cables

249619  antipatterns: I think it's just bad lighting here guys c'mon now

249625  antipatterns: I bet that place has some damn good deals though

249635  Felicity: Hey Giorgy

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249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249591 Air Biscuit: @Air Biscuit yes.

249488 tib gubb: yall done fucked up!

249333 Jaunty Shrimp: You can take your hand out of my cold, dead gun.

249477 El hefe: How i think it will go.....reality

249431 WTF: It's not text, there are no black bars nor is it crude or overly sexual... I'm cool with it reappearing.

249319 Felicity: Christina Superstar?

249357 Passive: This was a transphobic "fake commercial" for repelling unwanted advances from men using a fake penis

249509 Lunimeow: Be right back, gotta take a me.



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 WaffleIron: @grizzly : more than one even, of both kinds.
 grizzly: @Hokie333 that's two dimensional.
 grizzly: @WaffleIron so, did she have one?
 Hokie333: I think they mean "how many lines can you draw through an 'H' and have symmetrical halves". So I'll go with 4: vertically, horizontally, and both diagonals.
 White Rice: So, 3 is the obvious answer, 5 could be acceptable (the middle cross section connects to two separate segments at each vertex, with a 90 degree angle between them (and a 180 if you go on the outside)) and none of the options are any good. That all said, this feels like a troll question, especially with that clarifying statement at the end (clarifying should be in quotes, but I know my quotes are broken still)
 sparename: @WaffleIron and that's why no software "help" file actually helps any real-world problem that I may have with that software
 WaffleIron: Sometimes when you focus too deeply on an area of knowledge you lose perspective, and can no longer understand people outside of your area of expertise. For instance: Once my sister in law asked my wife if she had a clutch, and it took my wife about 2 minutes of weird conversation to realise that she was talking about purses and not cars.
Image 220169   12-10-17   Uploaded by    bigASShobo
Score:
620
 
 Mr Bleak: Now *that's* a face swap!
 BavidDowie: Getting excited for this "Downsizing" movie
 SomeCanadian: Upper and lower case
 tib gubb: "I made dis"
 Amy Housewine: "y r us so smol?" "i am pugger"
 Nope: Please talk to me and my son again!
Image 220168   12-10-17   Uploaded by    MC Delta T
Score:
374
 
 Mr Bleak: This is why cats are nicer than dogs: they just type shit into your letters.
 zrj235: What dog? We never had a dog. Who wants a hamburger?
 Shay: Shitposting, 'nuff said.
 trelyate: that's also how Trump uses twitter
 sparename: CTRL - ALT - EXCRETE
Image 220167   12-10-17   Uploaded by    CrookedCop
Score:
222
 
 cishet: Marty McFly *is* Vic Sage!
Image 220166   12-10-17   Uploaded by    psyops
Score:
484
 
 Kikari: This pleases me. Thanks!@sparename
 zrj235: Just one. Me.
 sparename: @Kikari As I was going to St. Ives, I met a man with seven wives, Each wife had seven sacks, Each sack had seven cats, Each cat had seven kits: Kits, cats, sacks, and wives, How many were there going to St. Ives?
 Kikari: I am sorry, I have never heard of this rhyme, WHAT? TELL ME MORE ABOUT THIS. @Spazstatic
 VoR: Too much
 Spazstatic: @sparename insufficient information. As I've heard the rhyme, it doesn't specify if the man and his wives and sacks of cats and kits were headed in the same direction as the speaker or not. 1 is the minimum we know, but it could be as much as 2752, 49 sacks, and "I".
 cArdent: I'm pretty sure I'd look like the wife in blue if I had to carry 343 cats on my back, barefoot.
 sirgallium: Hahahahaha bumper whack off*
 sirgallium: Got a bumper whack off of the kitties this year
 sparename: Just "I"
 Prostata: Cat ladies bringin' in the harvest
 Side Boob: Still not enough
Image 220165   12-10-17   Uploaded by    balloon
Score:
388
 
 sirgallium: I realized some people are missing out and haven't yet heard the Turn Down for What 'Mo Butt Propane remix
 caitelyn: I bet it has a narrow hose
Image 220164   12-10-17   Uploaded by    watwatwat
Score:
278
 
 jeffrey: From the makers of "I can't believe it's not butter"
 Jabberwikket: Shouldn't it be "I'll be swearing if this is water!" ?
 SpaceCow: "Ha ha, no one will intervene in my non-stop slid into terminal alcoholism, ha ha!"
 Cami: Water...and...
 trelyate: well there is technically water in there
 Not A Bot: Hashtag redpill.
Image 220163   12-10-17   Uploaded by    gggina
Score:
341
 
 Spazstatic: @WaffleIron sounds good to me. I like nudity, me or other people, it's freedom. That being said, never been to a nudist colony or even a nude beach. Also, robots are nice.
 WaffleIron: @Spazstatic : Nudity is heroic. I mean, I don't actually know why he's naked and all I just read once (on the friendly spaceship!) that in classical paintings nudity is heroic, so I'm parroting that in hopes of convincing you I understand art, when really all I do is work with robots.
 Spazstatic: @WaffleIron that's really interesting. But why is he naked except for the equipment (you see a little bit of penis in one of the photos)? Is that part of his art? Also, the hand is in the same position in all of the photos and kind of detracts from it.
 effzeeceekay: Now *thats* what Shadowrun should look like
 WaffleIron: This is right up my alley! stelarc.org/
Image 220162   12-10-17   Uploaded by    huskyboy
Score:
554
 
 wolfpk: Glasses get chewed up in 3 2 1..
 Jabberwikket: Who took your stapler, boy ?
 a robot: A few weeks ago my boss found a dog in a parking lot. After a few days of internet posting she found the dog's owner, but the owner could only come pick up the dog at a certain day/time. So on that day the dog came to work with her and we had a whole morning of petting an adorable little dog and getting very little work done. Every day should be dog day at work
 Peach: All floofed up and nowhere to go.
Image 220161   12-10-17   Uploaded by    iamthewalrus
Score:
354
 
 VoR: Where's knot birthday?
 bug: Happy unbirthday!
 Amy Housewine: Beautifully Aristotelian.
Image 220160   12-10-17   Uploaded by    Pegged Lamb
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