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249700  grizzly: Likely story! Get a job, you bum!

249689  GoGo Robotto: Just looked it up, yes it's a dwarven planet. In Illinois it's a real planet, though.

249696  Joseph: Now I want to know what happened to that miata

249697  Joseph: This fish is not happy

249698  Air Biscuit: "I aint no scrub! Im on the drivers side of my best friends ride!"

249698  Joseph: This dog is happy

249699  Joseph: This cat is happy

249673  Joseph: This saves the planet, but kills my will to live.

249697  grizzly: Death from above.

249692  Air Biscuit: "E ust umped n ere by mselff. I shwere"

249675  sparename: It's the time of year to play Secret Sanitation

249695  well duh: Squompas

249696  FabricMan: Somewhere, the Emperor is cackling

249696  Shay: Here honey, drink some more Haterade.

224598  Air Biscuit: @ignatz themilkshake IS the salad.

249686  Not A Bot: Problem, officer?

249675  FabricMan: Employees only

249687  SuedeOxford: @Mr. Butt Hi Illiterate, I'm Dad.

249689  GoGo Robotto: I thought Pluto got classified as some kind of planet again or something?

249690  GoGo Robotto: This 'friend zone' crap is the same nonsense like this alpha/beta male shit. It's plain sexist...*rant mode off* anyway congratulations for your relationship

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249492 savvoy: From the days before cars had seatbelts

249477 El hefe: How i think it will go.....reality

249431 WTF: It's not text, there are no black bars nor is it crude or overly sexual... I'm cool with it reappearing.

249509 Lunimeow: Be right back, gotta take a me.

249643 Shay: What's Eating Gilbert's Grape?

249635 Vinochet: no left turns in Albania

249660 Lunimeow: Oh man... I really need my anxiety companion honey badger now...

249591 hajjpodge: Start with Cleveland.

249608 Prostata: BRB...

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 VeeKay: Dat ass tho
 DrinkMixMan: his ass light up
 Spazstatic: @Amy Housewine everyone in this has a derpy face
 Amy Housewine: Chumbert does have a pretty derpy face though. I suspect he is the Moon Moon of reindeer.
 Fancy Clown: Looks like Anthony Clark?
 addend: # Chumbert the taillight reindeer / shines two very bright, white beams #
 Amy Housewine: The bullying that Rudolph received was minor compared to what they did to poor Chumbert.
 Peter Pantsless: Nobody ever talks about Chumbert. God bless you, Chumbert
Image 220108   12-10-17   Uploaded by    Baby Jesus
 wolfpk: The night Santa went crazy
 VeeKay: That isn't how capitalism works bub
 tokyopig: [Tuvok voice] but captain, cigarettes and whiskey is happiness
 Peter Pantsless: *delivers a poster of #220106*
Image 220107   12-10-17   Uploaded by    Pop That Ponzi
 piranharama: YMCA!!!
 Teechur: How big is Sonic? SOOOOOOO big!
 furneim: Is that what baby hegehogs look like? AWWWWW
 cArdent: It's a baby hoglet!
Image 220106   12-10-17   Uploaded by    McBomalds
 Prostata: i bet it smells great in there
 Teechur: Someone totes the goats.
Image 220105   12-10-17   Uploaded by    homeless
 Teechur: i cant believe you got dollhouse furniture to help you and your dad to build a fishtank.
 addend: "Idiot... That's my sister."
 duckfarts: especially considering franfran is a catman
Image 220104   12-10-17   Uploaded by    pirate
 VeeKay: Dude it was only going to get repossessed when the bank forecloses on the mortgage.
 grizzly: @Skaalar dude. Stuff is hard.
 Skaalar: Ugh. Every year with this crap. Kids get super excited about building a gingerbread house, and five minutes later they abandon ship.
 tokyopig: mfw traumatized by earthquakes
 Teechur: See kid? Just say NO to huffing and puffing.
 brutal: Mr. Fischoeder paid him to lose
 Cami: Should have done the seismic upgrades.
 duckfarts: hahahahahaha you will never be able to buy a house you can actually live in
 Peter Pantsless: Little dude learned the truth of life way too early
Image 220103   12-10-17   Uploaded by    Double-Munched Tacotito
 Kikari: You know, I imagine that sort of shirt would be very handy for slightly senile old peoplelike my great uncle who tends to wander away from my aunt in grocery stores and then forget why they were there and is eventually found looking for her in the cereal aisle.
 grizzly: I hope someone here will just kill me if they see Mrs. Grizzly and me wearing a matching shirt.
 cArdent: @robford It goes like this: "I have to wear a suit to work and don't want to put my jacket on while I'm getting breakfast."
 Peter Pantsless: @robford Yo, I've been to the Mac Shack in a three-piece and wingtips. Book, cover, etc...
Image 220102   12-10-17   Uploaded by    youshall
Image 220101 is unbelievably bad (score -9) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by 9inchfails. Boo, 9inchfails.
 tokyopig: autorad for smoKING
 Flarmie: You got the dud!
 Cami: The House always wins!
 Chest Rockwell: Time to see a doctor.
 jazzjunkie: Everything's coming up Millhouse!
 Peter Pantsless: Still pining for Lisa. Poor fella
Image 220100   12-10-17   Uploaded by    violentwrath
 Teechur: @BlarfyB @Science My first teeching position had a mimeograph machine. The stoodints thought I was a magician because I was able to put graphics on the ditto masters. No magic involved. Just my trusty 9-pin dot matrix printer.
 BlarfyB: @Science Yes, and if very fresh, limp difficult to write on until they dried a bit more.
 Science: @BlarfyB: Remember when you were handed a page for a test or something and they were still damp?
 Ulillillia: 8, 9, 10, I would have put "rite", "write", "wright."
 grizzly: Ten points for octopus. That word is hard.
 BlarfyB: @twitter The best kind, &c.
 BlarfyB: I can almost smell the ditto solvent.
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