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272868  DrNinjaman: Paper towel that fine you've got to romance first.

272875  DrNinjaman: Nailed it!

272892  DrNinjaman: @generic As an english ex-pat currently living in America you mean, right?

272868  Lantry: @Mumbles yeah but its the counter space that's so difficult to reach that you can't use it anyway

272903  DrNinjaman: No, no, no, that's for drying under-boob sweat.

272905  DrNinjaman: You're saying we should kill all the young people, gotcha!

272904  filthylaw: Dr. Hobo can't get fired from. Not because he's unemployed, but because he's unemployed with tenure.

272868  some guy : Where's the cat?

272882  Teechur: Bow ties are cool. Where's your fez?

272892  some guy : But 219 is Jacob's lucky number

272898  some guy : Suiticals and Neuticals

272899  Peter Pantsless: Dang, these city cars are getting smaller all the time

272914  midgetcastle: Her shell has been damaged since we first met her ten years ago. Thats why we always look out for her, shes had a rough life

272911  Peter Pantsless: Whoah, that might cause real problems if I were drunk. Hahaha "if" *falls on face*

272904  Sadbot: The best Fashion Souls

272899  Scoo: What the hell is a "Driver ID"?

272893  Air Biscuit: And the controllers that have the card slots will cost more than normal controllers. Its all about player choice.

272902  Not A Bot: Bruce Allmighty remake?

272895  lizzz: Goddamn if your flash doesn't work, try adjusting the image brightness b4 posting your night photos.

272899  arcticfox12x: ...ok?

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272663 Science: According to Stormfront, poor doggo is allergic to his house and humans. He got some shots and is on the mend. I can commiserate, since one of my dogs is allergic to something too.

272681 Mr Bleak: Masterblaster: One man, one cat, and one chicken enter. One cat leaves.

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

272539 Kaviri: Firepower.

272540 Science: @a sedated moose: Yep. And apparently it's now all factory farming where the civets are horribly mistreated.

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

272683 White Rice: @Science damnit! I should have expected as much from a JC where an English teacher wouldn't answer to anything other than "Coach" and somehow marked me absent over 30 times in the first 2 weeks of class :-/ Well, leave it to @Science to set our misconceptions on science straight.

272659 Mr Bleak: Looks like she is regretting the vegetarian option.

272774 Dr Awkward: Nah, we have a lot of locally own restaruants, shops, etc... that are those people's livelihood. We'll see how this all shakes out in a few years, but even at 15 dollars an hour, you're not buying a house here (out of town 2nd home owners, vacation rentals, and student housing makes that housing market crazy).

272734 Throwbot: I imagine regular flavor tastes like beige

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SS Keith uploaded 272458 (791 points)
Mr. Lizard uploaded 272627 (782 points)
twenty4 uploaded 272495 (751 points)
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 2. Mexico: 5366 points
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 7. dangerkeith3000: 2745 points
 8. NoOneImportant: 1965 points
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10. Snow Plow: 1670 points
11. confession: 1643 points
12. Clim Tinties: 1438 points
13. westerner: 1432 points
14. Amy Housewine: 1389 points
15. horny horn: 1361 points
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 Magic Bullets: Ahoy!
 Teechur: Don't name it the SS Minnow, or the user may get lost for a while.
 Yam: Look at me. I am the captain now.
 deathawaits: Jauntily nautical for a senior citizen. Ramming speed!
 Mad Collager: If that person's child built this for him, he is a fine piece of work. If he built it for himself, he's amazing. Kudos for everyone involved! Bonus points if the builder/user is a woman.
 sparename: Spongebob got old quickly
Image 219948   12-09-17   Uploaded by    TheFrogMan
 illBilliam: Much better
 ThoughtlessGentleman: another victim of the beat it to death in december fad.
Image 219947   12-09-17   Uploaded by    Mern Trulbo
 oregon man: Lovely little Shih Tzu.
 fishing: Predatorbison
 epitasis: Vaginas are weird
 Mad Collager: These ink blots are getting waaaaaay too detailed.
Image 219946   12-09-17   Uploaded by    leia
 sue: That's a shitload of pillows.
 Not A Bot: I hold your lives in the palm of mine hand!!
 Not A Bot: He may have named his longings.
 Mr. Whiskers: Try switching waking/falling asleep beds. It may make a difference
Image 219945   12-09-17   Uploaded by    skunkrocker
 Korrok: Korrok approves....
 Air Biscuit: Spooky scary skeletons must have gotten to them.
 burritos: So 2 zombies found other 2 zombies?
 wolfpk: Well at least they weren't found undead. A zombie apocalypse is the last thing we need.
 rockkstar: Yes, the news is broken
 Amy Housewine: One dead two dead three dead four, four deads make a burial and so do many more, la la laaaa, la la la laaaa...
 sparename: I bet the river found them
 ppr4: In other news, two dead were found alive until they were dead.
Image 219944   12-09-17   Uploaded by    The Dog Dies
 Beer 30: Cool sacklunch cosplay
 kensin: "Aspiring rapper"?
Image 219943   12-09-17   Uploaded by    Murm Gungus
 Mr Bleak: @Mad Collager If you think watching golf is dull, watch cricket some day...
 Mad Collager: Shouldn't this be about golf?
 tib gubb: watching a sport isn't *really* about the sport, though.
Image 219942   12-09-17   Uploaded by    burritos
 WTF: The "Your Welcome" is the lamer version of the mic drop.
 Hosebag: A little green rosetta, will make a muffin betta.
 Bagels: Most muffins aren't really healthy. It's just an excuse to eat sweets for breakfast
Image 219941   12-09-17   Uploaded by    trees
 Science: Enjoyable game, but it had a few pitfalls
 Ulillillia: I was disappointed when playing the game that the gold wasn't actually hidden behind the tree.
 sunset blues: Rainbow smells like '70s.
 Bagels: That's a weird rainbow
 duckfarts: when activision was good
Image 219940   12-09-17   Uploaded by    james
 Teechur: My skool has SmartBoards in every classroom. Fantastic upgrade! I LOVE mine!
 trees: No tax write-off for chalk erasers, @steve. Can't afford new ones. @original og - 2013?
 carpwoman: That was blurred in Photoshop.
 Bagels: @original og the worst part is that many people can't find good jobs in the field they study
Image 219939   12-09-17   Uploaded by    steve
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