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249667  Christina: @TurkeyVulture We get it, you are going senile. That's why you don't "rember" some spellings.

248560  Mr Bleak: Say "Mousey"!

249677  Christina: Anywhere to get that ball.

249679  Shay: Gotta go fast (or slow if you want)

249654  Jabberwikket: How to train your Tigger: Step 3, piglets.

249687  OldKentuckyShark: I didn't read CILT the first time

249643  WTF: Pee-Wee's Big Adventure

249654  Shay: Breakfast in bed.

249663  Shay: "I miss the Boogeyman."

249659  WTF: I call BS! That's clearly a night chemtrail.

249666  WTF: @raditzu That's no dent.

249670  Shay: Coach Payton on the TV screen is dismayed on what's going on.

249670  WTF: The blast shoots him through the ceiling.

249655  Mad Collager: No! No! No! I said, "Snake out the drains.".

249666  Mad Collager: @TurkeyVulture So, at risk of sounding extremely ignorant, what made the dent?

249670  Mad Collager: Puts a new spin on the phrase, "man of steel".

249670  addend: (Earns a Dasani.)

249671  Mad Collager: This is the quertiest post I've seen.

249673  addend: "And our goats mow and fertilize the lawn."

249584  Zochrot: goat mcduck

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249608 Prostata: BRB...

249357 Passive: This was a transphobic "fake commercial" for repelling unwanted advances from men using a fake penis

249492 savvoy: From the days before cars had seatbelts

249591 hajjpodge: Start with Cleveland.

249477 El hefe: How i think it will go.....reality

249643 WTF: Pee-Wee's Big Adventure

249431 WTF: It's not text, there are no black bars nor is it crude or overly sexual... I'm cool with it reappearing.

249509 Lunimeow: Be right back, gotta take a me.

249660 redmonkey3: @redmonkey3 - *terrain

249488 tib gubb: yall done fucked up!



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Bro Bro uploaded 249511 (901 points)
WannaBee uploaded 249170 (860 points)
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 7. Not A Bot: 2884 points
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10. Warrax: 1990 points
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15. logono: 1629 points
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 Otterman: As a young child, I dreamed of being a baseball.
 tib gubb: third party? go ahead... throw your vote away!
 Sadbot: I see someone's been too busy quoting the Simpsons to notice that politics have changed a little in the decades since this joke was written
Image 219926   12-09-17   Uploaded by    habbekratz
Score:
289
 
 sylveon: @tib gubb i agree with this
 Spazstatic: Baby don't worry, bout da ink. Cause everyting you print, gonna come out white.
 tib gubb: never fix anything, just complain and smarm
 Not A Bot: Never trust raccoons and their sinister little hands.
Image 219925   12-09-17   Uploaded by    ratwa
Image 219924 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by bookcase. Boo, bookcase.
Score:
396
 
 sparename: For after you've donated plasma
 Mad Collager: Is this the electricitea I've heard so much about?
 apoxia: "It said energizing on the pack"
Image 219923   12-09-17   Uploaded by    greg
Score:
251
 
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Something something Family Guy
Image 219922   12-09-17   Uploaded by    Alpha Trion
Score:
363
 
 Mr. Whiskers: Aint nothin to shuck with
 Side Boob: I hear they are nothing to fuck with.
 duckfarts: clams rule everything around me
 Amy Housewine: If you want beef... surf & turf.
 tib gubb: no credit cards - cash is king
Image 219921   12-09-17   Uploaded by    veryblue
Image 219920 is unbelievably bad (score -7) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by edvard. Your image was bad, edvard.
Score:
577
 
Image 219919   12-09-17   Uploaded by    Colty Brumb
Score:
579
 
 wolfpk: You need cartoon balloons for that to work. Those things can lift a ton, unlike normal balloons.
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Gonna be a neat ticket when some heavy winds come through town.
 duckfarts: @addend "i went to the address, but i just found an empty lot"
 addend: "You can't miss it. Just look for the house with the balloons."
Image 219918   12-09-17   Uploaded by    Capital
Score:
288
 
 Dr Awkward: *Berfday
 Catcat: Jesus not actually being white would explain a lot about his mad dancing skills
Image 219917   12-09-17   Uploaded by    weed poop
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