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263495  Otterman: I don't know what I'm doing!

263499  Solemn: When you raid with your friends...

263483  Robespierre: Designed to mesmerize

263498  Robespierre: Shit seen

263499  Robespierre: Something's touching me! Halp! HAAAAAAALP!

263489  VeeKay: That's cruel.

263491  VeeKay: Goanna rock down to Electric Avenue

263496  VeeKay: Unsubscribe

263498  VeeKay: "We wants it. We needs it. Must have the precious. They stole it from us. Sneaky little Hobbitses. Wicked. Tricksy. False."

263480  VeeKay: @Scoo Literally choking on bile here dud

263498  piranharama: That face when you can see time

263496  WTF: Porntub Time Machine

263507  norgu5: Aaaaand you're touching it. Gross.

263495  Solemn: The only way to dog paddle.

263497  Solemn: ;3

263465  Solemn: The most obvious rad in the universe.

263466  Solemn: "Hey, here's a cane! Now it's a crutch! Now it's a baby! And now I've ABSORBED the baby! Take that, David Copperfield!"

263470  Solemn: $3.49 here. On the beach, it's $4.29, and don't even get me started on the $5.35 guy that camps out about 30 miles up the highway. That's guy's about 16 kinds of an arschgeige.

263427  Air Biscuit: "Cats love it!"

263485  Solemn: We need more bathroom signs like this.

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2. dangerkeith3000
3. addend
4. ignatz
5. VeeKay
6. tib gubb
7. Not A Bot
8. a robot
9. Passive
10. wolfpk



The top ten most commented-on images today:

263357 Passive: Denny's has better pancakes and doesn't cost like fourteen dollars a short stack

263202 Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things

263293 Science: @Bohab: I'm pretty sure that, at this time, the wife's satisfaction was not a concern

263272 Science: *"Immigrant Song" intensifies*

263465 Solemn: The most obvious rad in the universe.

263297 tib gubb: is it self aware? that's all i wanna know

263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley

263325 Science: @Felicity Give me Slack, or give me death!

263428 Jesse P: Really, the cat did it!

263215 tib gubb: PLEASE, LET'S NOT DO THIS ON THE SPACESHIP :((



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ignatz uploaded 263299 (806 points)
Religion X uploaded 263273 (791 points)
goldman sachs uploaded 263274 (778 points)
piratepom uploaded 263241 (766 points)
Scoo uploaded 263427 (765 points)
Yam uploaded 263428 (757 points)
Everseen uploaded 263436 (744 points)
Mr. Butt uploaded 263050 (724 points)
McMuff uploaded 263320 (723 points)


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 6. kittylitter: 1940 points
 7. piratepom: 1839 points
 8. Yam: 1806 points
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10. Religion X: 1615 points
11. MikeWhiskey: 1559 points
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13. hexxx: 1434 points
14. Mexico: 1434 points
15. HenryVIII: 1430 points
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 Otterman: As a young child, I dreamed of being a baseball.
 tib gubb: third party? go ahead... throw your vote away!
 Sadbot: I see someone's been too busy quoting the Simpsons to notice that politics have changed a little in the decades since this joke was written
Image 219926   12-09-17   Uploaded by    habbekratz
Score:
289
 
 sylveon: @tib gubb i agree with this
 Spazstatic: Baby don't worry, bout da ink. Cause everyting you print, gonna come out white.
 tib gubb: never fix anything, just complain and smarm
 Not A Bot: Never trust raccoons and their sinister little hands.
Image 219925   12-09-17   Uploaded by    ratwa
Image 219924 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by bookcase. Your image was bad, bookcase.
Score:
396
 
 sparename: For after you've donated plasma
 Mad Collager: Is this the electricitea I've heard so much about?
 apoxia: "It said energizing on the pack"
Image 219923   12-09-17   Uploaded by    greg
Score:
251
 
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Something something Family Guy
Image 219922   12-09-17   Uploaded by    Alpha Trion
Score:
363
 
 Mr. Whiskers: Aint nothin to shuck with
 Side Boob: I hear they are nothing to fuck with.
 duckfarts: clams rule everything around me
 Amy Housewine: If you want beef... surf & turf.
 tib gubb: no credit cards - cash is king
Image 219921   12-09-17   Uploaded by    veryblue
Image 219920 is unbelievably bad (score -7) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by edvard. We'll pray for you, edvard.
Score:
577
 
Image 219919   12-09-17   Uploaded by    Colty Brumb
Score:
579
 
 wolfpk: You need cartoon balloons for that to work. Those things can lift a ton, unlike normal balloons.
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Gonna be a neat ticket when some heavy winds come through town.
 duckfarts: @addend "i went to the address, but i just found an empty lot"
 addend: "You can't miss it. Just look for the house with the balloons."
Image 219918   12-09-17   Uploaded by    Capital
Score:
288
 
 Dr Awkward: *Berfday
 Catcat: Jesus not actually being white would explain a lot about his mad dancing skills
Image 219917   12-09-17   Uploaded by    weed poop
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