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267907  wolfpk: Grandma identified!

267912  wolfpk: As badly as I hate speed trap cameras, this sounds like a good idea!

267941  dobbiesdoogs: it's good!

267930  wolfpk: I'm going to have to give this a Fail! The second and third shelves up do not match.

267933  wolfpk: Didn't your mother ever tell you: "Don't play with your food"

267940  wolfpk: Paw paw

267909  Spazstatic: @Not A Bot doggone cute is more like it.

267912  Spazstatic: Took me longer than I should admit to understand the correlation between your wife's culinary skills and the directive to use a ladder.

267914  Spazstatic: What's so funny guys? It's just a pizza in the shape of a T.

267908  AlexDeLarge: @Amy Housewine Remember me, Eddie? When I humped your brother's leg, I barked just... like...THIS!

267938  barfolomew: A supermarket near me offers a butchery service for folks who bring in carcasses. They got in trouble for using shopping carts to haul around dead goats.

267916  Spazstatic: Duncan Hills Coffee!

267940  Mr. Butt: Meta.

267940  a sedated moose: Beans on beans.

267926  AlexDeLarge: "What'cha thinking about?" "I dunno; rat stuff, I guess."

267949  phil: Mom's spaghetti

267949  hapi papi: Flying Spaghetti Monster was never funny. It was never clever.

267921  Spazstatic: *Le smol boop*

267930  thecraftywolf: @amyhousewine incognito mode

267945  ppr4: Lyin' 5th grader SnowyThigh who is FAILING and has been for 5 years is now slandering me over my weight, which is totally taken out of context by the media. LAWSUIT COMING and SAD!

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267565 Bluetocracy: In reality, there would only be one tiny piece of tp on the crooked roll, but you wouldn't notice until it was too late.

267648 Christina: By the way, if not for crazy women, some men would never get laid at all.

267831 Teechur: The Redbox in our Walmart is actually blue. Perhaps this is a Walmartian stop sign?

267773 Shay: Put your hands in the air like you just do care.

267564 Bluetocracy: Leonard, put down the flashlight and take off that silly robe, I'm trying to watch tv!

267782 E. HONDA: I demand variety but also six sigma level consistency so let's get carry out from 12 chain restaurants

267526 charlemagne: keep crying and I'll send you back to brazil

267576 VeeKay: Johnny Tightlips.

267580 VeeKay: Not shown = Young Ettiene, who lives in an asylum.

267597 BavidDowie: All your bass are belong to him



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 Science: I'll tell ya punks, the name's Cobb Knobbler / Satanic Nazi, Weenie gobbler
 Skaalar: HOBGOBLIN KNOB GOBBLER.
 WaffleIron: @apoxia : oh crap youre right! I didnt see that. You get plus.
 bug: Doubles as glory hole.
 WTF: Lol, this also means something naughty but is used in a playful literal sense.
 Ulillillia: I'd like that, open door takes up a few inches less of the room.
 apoxia: @WaffleIron I don't think this is a door stop or plastering problem. I don't think the door opens wide enough for the wheelchair. Hence the knob needs to recess into the wall. It's quite smart.
 WaffleIron: Step one, learn to install doorstops, step two learn to drywall. These skills will carry you far in life, or at least property management.
Image 219839   12-08-17   Uploaded by    waxymom
Score:
81
 
 WaffleIron: What's he typing, a receipt? Also I want to automate an old mechanical typewriter and sell it as a receipt printer to my local hipster coffee shops now.
Image 219838   12-08-17   Uploaded by    claphands
Score:
201
 
 tib gubb: that makes two of us
 spacedawg: If you lower the bar enough, you still might not find love, but you might find oil!
 Bluetocracy: can you projectile shart?
 addend: So will you, my friend.
Image 219837   12-08-17   Uploaded by    wolfskin
Score:
454
 
 alex: A Touch Of Evil, revisited.
 Shay: SOON....ok, maybe later.
Image 219836   12-08-17   Uploaded by    DJSnoopMike
Score:
193
 
 boxboxbox: Step 3. Make it rain!
 WaffleIron: Now make it from duct tape.
Image 219835   12-08-17   Uploaded by    TheTakeDown
Score:
352
 
 Bluetocracy: I would be smug taking a selfie over Machu Picchu, too.
 Knice: @WaffleIron Ooh that's my jam!
 WaffleIron: [THE ENDLESS PERVASIVE THUMPING OF DANCE MUSIC DESIGNED TO TEMPORARILY DISTRACT YOU FROM DEATHS CEASELESS ONSLAUGHT]
Image 219834   12-08-17   Uploaded by    kswat
Score:
270
 
 wolfpk: Good boy. Cujo: you want to bet!?
 sparenamelaptopdied: " # I don't know how much more of this I can take, She's filing her nails while they're dragging the lake.. # "
 Hosebag: My first dog was a Saint Bernard, we laughed our asses off at that movie.
 Shay: Cujo: The Mechanic Dog
 WaffleIron: Enh, good enough boy.
Image 219833   12-08-17   Uploaded by    suckit
Score:
251
 
 Not A Bot: Roll over, I'll spoon ya.
 addend: Deal with it. Fruits without seeds are weird.
 Hosebag: Well, NOW they're seedless.
Image 219832   12-08-17   Uploaded by    prius
Score:
848
 
 tib gubb: seems practical
 raditzu: *heavy breathing* shut up and take my money!
 Chest Rockwell: What are you gonna do, stab me?
 Bluetocracy: It's okay to bring that to a gun fight
 Jonananathan: Cut my life into pieces!
 Darmstadtium: This is a metaphor for the increased size of cell phones in recent years
 dobbiesdoogs: meh, i've seen bigger anime swords
 Mr Bleak: Now *she's* played knifey-spoony before.
 WTF: Now that's a knife!
Image 219831   12-08-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
458
 
 sir toke a lot: Why do I see an Italian chef?
 Bluetocracy: Isn't that the guy who sang 'kiss from a rose'?
 Cami: @Hosebag It's OK. They're in season right now.
 Hosebag: He's going clubbing tonight. Oh that was in bad taste.
 WTF: I feel the same way about global warming.
 Knice: Get a good look before the impact font takes over.
Image 219830   12-08-17   Uploaded by    fakeplastic
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