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257760  jazzjunkie: It seemed like a good idea at the time.

257915  tib gubb: "mittens, is it the nip, or are you seeing what i'm seeing?"

257885  Felicity: First, assume a spherical dog

257923  waterudoin: Amazon stop

257897  Felicity: And crawling on the planet's face

257913  tib gubb: that's not a human male's sex drive works

257825  werterland: This alligator is on a strict son-only diet. Please, no daughters.

257922  scribbs: Music on the go! Compact too!

257922  Watch Out: Apple to apple, WTF!

257908  jochenau: @well duh Well maybe those weird bluetooth earpieces count as being tiny cellphones? I do kind of wish we'd ended up with the tiny phones like in Zoolander though.

257911  jochenau: @a robot I didn't feel like squinting at pixels to figure out what was going on here but I saw your comment and now I am SAD.

257911  Solemn: People. The Spaceship is for fun, funny pictures, and a good time. You want creepy and sick, kindly take your trash back to Red.dit or Tum.blr and KEEP it there.

257921  catheter: Good pupperoni. The first NY police dog part confuses me though...

257910  Hyphae: @dangerkeith3000 "Big Fish" Aka- the long awaited remake of "Gladiator"

257911  Solemn: @a robot The product of a sick, twisted mind whose owner deserves to be dunked in an acid bath.

257912  Hyphae: Here we see Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson using deep method acting techniques to prepare for his upcoming role in "Junior Jr: Look Who's Junior Two!", the long awaited sequel to "Junior"

257912  Peter Pantsless: Chip off the ol' rock

257911  mexican: This is a pedophile's room.

257903  addend: Mmm... large knobs, gliding clockwise and back in my firm but gentle hold.

257775  robford: @Mr. Butt Dang

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257824 DrNinjaman: Damn it Spock, I'm a doc!

257855 UltraBeverly: Aw, I remember the Insane Clown Posse bus parked in front right before it was torn down. Sniff...

257787 some guy : This image is upside-down.

257769 Mad Collager: Do you really need THAT much insurance for one bike?

257724 addend: Is this Kansas City, Kansas, or Kansas City, Missouri? Asking for a friend.

257772 DrNinjaman: There's a survey on the back. If you fill it out you get $10 your next dress rental

257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!

257634 barfolomew: "Name us after friends and we will swallow their souls!"

257626 smusher: We all do the dew down here. You'll do the dew too.

257686 tib gubb: heck yes



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Score:
347
 
 Science: I'll tell ya punks, the name's Cobb Knobbler / Satanic Nazi, Weenie gobbler
 Skaalar: HOBGOBLIN KNOB GOBBLER.
 WaffleIron: @apoxia : oh crap youre right! I didnt see that. You get plus.
 bug: Doubles as glory hole.
 WTF: Lol, this also means something naughty but is used in a playful literal sense.
 Ulillillia: I'd like that, open door takes up a few inches less of the room.
 apoxia: @WaffleIron I don't think this is a door stop or plastering problem. I don't think the door opens wide enough for the wheelchair. Hence the knob needs to recess into the wall. It's quite smart.
 WaffleIron: Step one, learn to install doorstops, step two learn to drywall. These skills will carry you far in life, or at least property management.
Image 219839   12-08-17   Uploaded by    waxymom
Score:
81
 
 WaffleIron: What's he typing, a receipt? Also I want to automate an old mechanical typewriter and sell it as a receipt printer to my local hipster coffee shops now.
Image 219838   12-08-17   Uploaded by    claphands
Score:
201
 
 tib gubb: that makes two of us
 spacedawg: If you lower the bar enough, you still might not find love, but you might find oil!
 Bluetocracy: can you projectile shart?
 addend: So will you, my friend.
Image 219837   12-08-17   Uploaded by    wolfskin
Score:
454
 
 alex: A Touch Of Evil, revisited.
 Shay: SOON....ok, maybe later.
Image 219836   12-08-17   Uploaded by    DJSnoopMike
Score:
193
 
 boxboxbox: Step 3. Make it rain!
 WaffleIron: Now make it from duct tape.
Image 219835   12-08-17   Uploaded by    TheTakeDown
Score:
352
 
 Bluetocracy: I would be smug taking a selfie over Machu Picchu, too.
 Knice: @WaffleIron Ooh that's my jam!
 WaffleIron: [THE ENDLESS PERVASIVE THUMPING OF DANCE MUSIC DESIGNED TO TEMPORARILY DISTRACT YOU FROM DEATHS CEASELESS ONSLAUGHT]
Image 219834   12-08-17   Uploaded by    kswat
Score:
270
 
 wolfpk: Good boy. Cujo: you want to bet!?
 sparenamelaptopdied: " # I don't know how much more of this I can take, She's filing her nails while they're dragging the lake.. # "
 Hosebag: My first dog was a Saint Bernard, we laughed our asses off at that movie.
 Shay: Cujo: The Mechanic Dog
 WaffleIron: Enh, good enough boy.
Image 219833   12-08-17   Uploaded by    suckit
Score:
251
 
 Not A Bot: Roll over, I'll spoon ya.
 addend: Deal with it. Fruits without seeds are weird.
 Hosebag: Well, NOW they're seedless.
Image 219832   12-08-17   Uploaded by    prius
Score:
848
 
 tib gubb: seems practical
 raditzu: *heavy breathing* shut up and take my money!
 Chest Rockwell: What are you gonna do, stab me?
 Bluetocracy: It's okay to bring that to a gun fight
 Jonananathan: Cut my life into pieces!
 Darmstadtium: This is a metaphor for the increased size of cell phones in recent years
 dobbiesdoogs: meh, i've seen bigger anime swords
 Mr Bleak: Now *she's* played knifey-spoony before.
 WTF: Now that's a knife!
Image 219831   12-08-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
458
 
 ignatz: Why do I see an Italian chef?
 Bluetocracy: Isn't that the guy who sang 'kiss from a rose'?
 Cami: @Hosebag It's OK. They're in season right now.
 Hosebag: He's going clubbing tonight. Oh that was in bad taste.
 WTF: I feel the same way about global warming.
 Knice: Get a good look before the impact font takes over.
Image 219830   12-08-17   Uploaded by    fakeplastic
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