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268720  lecj07: Good dogs like this are so rad. We learned to walk by pulling ourselves up on the family dog then holding on to him.

268744  FabricMan: You KNOW there's going to be a large puddle there within the hour

268726  lecj07: @trelyate how about no?

268740  lecj07: @ignatz Mothers often do have a few traces of fathers in them, yes.

268739  White Rice: @trelyate I mean, when it was small on that memo card it didn't seem so bad, but blown up to this size...it's just obscene.

268749  lecj07: *high fives the pupper*

268749  lecj07: *high fives the pupper*

268751  lecj07: I can guarantee there are no low tables in this house. We lost many lamps and glasses to near lethal lab tails when I was a kid.

268749  Mr. Butt: That's bullshit I did not sniff her I did not. Oh hi Mark.

268747  Knice: Butter & sugar= relationship goals

268731  AlexDeLarge: Battery acid, fucknuts!

268749  Knice: Sup dawg?

268745  AlexDeLarge: Real life porg

268738  Uncle Phil: Just take the donut.

268747  a robot: I mean unless you had no cupboard space or lived in a studio or something, I guess

268747  a robot: Storing pots and pans in the oven seems like some kind of moral failing to me. I'm a fucking slob but I have my limits

268747  Teechur: Leave the normal ones in there, I guess.

268719  Teechur: Sorry, doggo. We'll find another one.

268726  Teechur: Go Fix Your Yugo, Fine Friend.

268729  Teechur: Great way to hold in those pesky earbuds while you're standing in line at the unemployment office.

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268710 tib gubb: better to die than to let the cops know what drugs you've been using

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

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268477 Felicity: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

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 Shay: Well, shart is trash, so I'd give him half credit.
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: They at least deserve half credit. It is a recognized word AND all the letters are there.
Image 219561   12-07-17   Uploaded by    chemical
Score:
323
 
 Niels Bohr: @Air Biscuit is the name of my acid jazz band.
 Air Biscuit: Shrodingers tears
 tib gubb: welcome to a pointless fight
Image 219560   12-07-17   Uploaded by    original og
Score:
239
 
 Cami: Missing comma.
 Otterman: Heh heh. 69.
 WTF: Yet sugar, coloring, and bacteria-filled water is 49 cents.
Image 219559   12-07-17   Uploaded by    habbekratz
Image 219558 is unbelievably bad (score -2) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Apple IIe. Boo, Apple IIe.
Score:
84
 
 Hosebag: You are too young to use the senso-rings!
 Air Biscuit: Behold: the face hula hoop!
 WTF: Little known fact that Angels need a halo adjustment every 5,000 years or 10,000 miles, whichever ever comes first.
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: @tib gubb what you say jive ass Turkey?
 tib gubb: the 70's called. it wants its cheesy science fiction back
Image 219557   12-07-17   Uploaded by    fink
Score:
471
 
 Cami: Funny story: I once worked in a plant with an order picking system where workers had to place their orders between cones on a long conveyor. If there was a problem they hit their switch to stop the line and light an andon to summon help. The problem was it was poorly designed and the andons were powered in parallel over a small gauge wire without over current protection. It worked for years because only one or two pickers had a problem at the same time but one day the order pickers rebelled and hit their e-stops at the same time...and burned up the loom!
 Cami: @WTF Not necessarily. The ones I used allowed you to install several switches of whatever type you wanted. Sometimes I've worked on installations where safety devices could be one or the other depending on how things were configured elsewhere in the system. Normally closed in series to a contactor...normally open to a PLC (sometimes normally closed)...often with a normally open thrown in to turn on an andon... Just saying...also liked your comment.
 petepuma: someone did a nice job polishing that knob
 Ulillillia: Bazinga
 Side Boob: @WTF Big bucks! Big Bucks!
 WTF: @aeroaero Do you want Whammies? Because this is how you get Whammies.
 well duh: THE SHINY, RED, CANDY-LIKE BUTTON!!
 WTF: But this opens the circuit!
Image 219556   12-07-17   Uploaded by    Watch Out
Score:
297
 
 Mr Bleak: @huskyboy Yep - it was a white car when it was new.
 furneim: Isn't it illegal to obscure the back window?
 Cami: Penis proxy.
 Air Biscuit: @SimonSaysGarfunkel also, not on fire.
 bug: Seeing out the back is overrated anyway.
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: @well duh the plates are nearly all white. That leaves two choices: Michigan and California. And theres too much available land and grass for this to be California.
 well duh: @SimonSaysGarfunkel nope; for once, thankfully, this isn't Michigan. Too many numbers on the plates. *wipes brow*
 Chest Rockwell: Looks like an effective anti-theft device.
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: We get it, youre from Michigan.
 sparename: UK boy-racers will buy a shed for a few hundred pounds then spend thousands on bolt-on crap and a big, loud stereo but still drive like wankers and play shit music
Image 219555   12-07-17   Uploaded by    Paint Chips
Score:
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 furneim: They look just like bat wings!
 Teechur: Birb foots is funny foots.
 sparename: Gullp!
Image 219554   12-07-17   Uploaded by    hanky
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 NO JOKES: Hello my ragtime caaaaat
 kate shutupton: Classic and always gets a rad.
Image 219553   12-07-17   Uploaded by    Extreme Locorito
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 petepuma: From the Partridge Family collection
Image 219552   12-07-17   Uploaded by    Father Goose
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