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237684  some guy : Instructions unclear, drove 55 on I-54 to fifth ave while drinking quarter tank gasoline.

237798  Mr. Shine: Are these from ALDI?

237800  Mr. Shine: "GET 'EM!!"

237687  some guy : or mug

237392  Mr Bleak: Elon Musk launch prototype.

237398  Mr Bleak: Groot: Spiky edition.

237400  Mr Bleak: @Astanapan My guess would be there is a bar nearby...

237824  barfolomew: @Captain Marsupial this one not sexy enough for you?

237819  Mr. Shine: @glenalec that's how I did it. Good job!

237403  Mr Bleak: @VeeKay I have. :blush:

237699  some guy : Windowlicky

237823  Mr. Shine: Somebody died for that.

237408  Mr Bleak: Had to visit a customer, so I put on my suit and noticed something in the pocket. Started pulling it out and ... it was very red, very lacy, and Herself had noticed. Now, I *knew* is wasn't underwear, or if it was I had no idea how it got there, but I was crapping myself - who would believe that knickers "appeared" in my pocket without my knowledge? I opened it, and ... A red hairnet, from my last visit to a chocolate factory.

237838  tib gubb: #woke

237810  tib gubb: ...tempting, but i'm gonna have to pass on that one

237837  jochenau: Even the ants are asking: "What is this, a website for zooplankton?"

237411  Mr Bleak: Looks like a normal day in Detroit...

237812  tib gubb: i need that for taking elfies

237763  some guy : What am I supposed to be seeing here? What should I notice about this?? I could really use a graphic aide.

237772  some guy : While this still frame looks impressive, I will bet it is from a vertical drop.

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237697 trelyate: "shit, I left my weed in the glove department"

237696 hajjpodge: Kim Jong Un's side business.

237699 some guy : Windowlicky

237582 Mr. Shine: @tib gubb YES

237594 XLY: its a percentage of the service quality, not the total $ amount

237763 some guy : What am I supposed to be seeing here? What should I notice about this?? I could really use a graphic aide.

237623 grizzly: That mother clucker...

237588 Felicity: @a robot Ah, thank you!

237717 E. HONDA: that means they won't put them in a fashionable hospital gown

237612 fanny: @fanny (about the mega) vvvv

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 Niels Bohr: @Air Biscuit is the name of my acid jazz band.
 Air Biscuit: Shrodingers tears
 tib gubb: welcome to a pointless fight
Image 219560   12-07-17   Uploaded by    original og
 Cami: Missing comma.
 Otterman: Heh heh. 69.
 WTF: Yet sugar, coloring, and bacteria-filled water is 49 cents.
Image 219559   12-07-17   Uploaded by    habbekratz
Image 219558 is unbelievably bad (score -2) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Apple IIe. You have brought shame on us, Apple IIe.
 Hosebag: You are too young to use the senso-rings!
 Air Biscuit: Behold: the face hula hoop!
 WTF: Little known fact that Angels need a halo adjustment every 5,000 years or 10,000 miles, whichever ever comes first.
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: @tib gubb what you say jive ass Turkey?
 tib gubb: the 70's called. it wants its cheesy science fiction back
Image 219557   12-07-17   Uploaded by    fink
 Cami: Funny story: I once worked in a plant with an order picking system where workers had to place their orders between cones on a long conveyor. If there was a problem they hit their switch to stop the line and light an andon to summon help. The problem was it was poorly designed and the andons were powered in parallel over a small gauge wire without over current protection. It worked for years because only one or two pickers had a problem at the same time but one day the order pickers rebelled and hit their e-stops at the same time...and burned up the loom!
 Cami: @WTF Not necessarily. The ones I used allowed you to install several switches of whatever type you wanted. Sometimes I've worked on installations where safety devices could be one or the other depending on how things were configured elsewhere in the system. Normally closed in series to a contactor...normally open to a PLC (sometimes normally closed)...often with a normally open thrown in to turn on an andon... Just saying...also liked your comment.
 petepuma: someone did a nice job polishing that knob
 Ulillillia: Bazinga
 Side Boob: @WTF Big bucks! Big Bucks!
 WTF: @aeroaero Do you want Whammies? Because this is how you get Whammies.
 WTF: But this opens the circuit!
Image 219556   12-07-17   Uploaded by    Watch Out
 Mr Bleak: @huskyboy Yep - it was a white car when it was new.
 furneim: Isn't it illegal to obscure the back window?
 Cami: Penis proxy.
 Air Biscuit: @SimonSaysGarfunkel also, not on fire.
 bug: Seeing out the back is overrated anyway.
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: @well duh the plates are nearly all white. That leaves two choices: Michigan and California. And theres too much available land and grass for this to be California.
 well duh: @SimonSaysGarfunkel nope; for once, thankfully, this isn't Michigan. Too many numbers on the plates. *wipes brow*
 Chest Rockwell: Looks like an effective anti-theft device.
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: We get it, youre from Michigan.
 sparename: UK boy-racers will buy a shed for a few hundred pounds then spend thousands on bolt-on crap and a big, loud stereo but still drive like wankers and play shit music
Image 219555   12-07-17   Uploaded by    Paint Chips
 furneim: They look just like bat wings!
 Teechur: Birb foots is funny foots.
 sparename: Gullp!
Image 219554   12-07-17   Uploaded by    hanky
 NO JOKES: Hello my ragtime caaaaat
 kate shutupton: Classic and always gets a rad.
Image 219553   12-07-17   Uploaded by    Extreme Locorito
 petepuma: From the Partridge Family collection
Image 219552   12-07-17   Uploaded by    Father Goose
 White Rice: @greg I would guess its either for an advertisement, for a scene in a show/movie, or the first day of whoever did it. This is beyond silly for an market that actually does business.
 Cami: Modern pharmacology can help you.
 Teechur: @greg It must have been 5 minutes before the store opened. Then the customers touch everything and dig through it all looking for that "perfect" package of asparagus that, regardless of how it looks, is going to make their pee smell funny anyway.
 sparename: @elmosco If you need to know the price, you can't afford it
Image 219551   12-07-17   Uploaded by    huskyboy
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