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253767  jochenau: Be picky; accept only the finest farts.

253767  dangerkeith3000: "Be picky"

253767  dangerkeith3000: I ugly laughed.

253773  Peter Pantsless: Watch dog play. Play, dog, play!

253769  dangerkeith3000: He's popping out of his shell. I don't think he's faking anymore.

253770  dangerkeith3000: Purrrrty dress.

253779  Peter Pantsless: Oh, borther

253770  Peter Pantsless: "...and I'll shred the curtains if I want to."

253762  Shay: *Flavors

253726  dangerkeith3000: @fanny Maybe if I didn't already know where she's been lol

253714  TurkeyVulture: I'm saying it's aliens.

253760  a sedated moose: The furry lizard is in my personal space again.

253767  a sedated moose: 3fArts is my rap persona.

253732  VeeKay: @RiderFan Not specified: When she actually was a virgin.

253535  Mr Bleak: Which one? Aren't there two at the moment?

253541  Mr Bleak: @jochenau What you see it two mirrors - probably fitted wardrobe doors. The left hand one is open, giving a 90 degree (or so) angle between them. The right one reflects a door we can't see to the photographers right, the other reflects the image in the first mirror. (You can see the mirror border, it looks like Cedar strips from here).

253767  Greifer: but no fucks given

253777  DOW: My favorite gum ever. Now I have to go to the store an buy some.

253549  Mr Bleak: How much do I need to pee in order to melt enough to have a dump?

253561  Mr Bleak: @Teechur We've always had fit cats - enthusiastic predation sees to that I suspect - including one that could jump onto a wall taller than I am in a single bound. The current murder floof can only manage about three or four time his height, but that doesn't seem to slow him down at all.

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253747 Side Boob: I see this with new 4-wheel drives in the winter. 4-wheel GO doesn't equal 4-wheel STOP.

253709 Christina: @Winterneuro What if you use the coke and the pot?

253507 Austin: For "2". Just like that velveeta and shells meal that I made for me and a... friend

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253636 Zochrot: everybodys sick of your shit Scott

253494 Robespierre: Sorry, Billy Bob, but I'm expensive this weekend.

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253597 Zochrot: this phone deserves worse for having candy crush on it

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 Niels Bohr: @Air Biscuit is the name of my acid jazz band.
 Air Biscuit: Shrodingers tears
 tib gubb: welcome to a pointless fight
Image 219560   12-07-17   Uploaded by    original og
 Cami: Missing comma.
 Otterman: Heh heh. 69.
 WTF: Yet sugar, coloring, and bacteria-filled water is 49 cents.
Image 219559   12-07-17   Uploaded by    habbekratz
Image 219558 is unbelievably bad (score -2) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Apple IIe. Boo, Apple IIe.
 Hosebag: You are too young to use the senso-rings!
 Air Biscuit: Behold: the face hula hoop!
 WTF: Little known fact that Angels need a halo adjustment every 5,000 years or 10,000 miles, whichever ever comes first.
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: @tib gubb what you say jive ass Turkey?
 tib gubb: the 70's called. it wants its cheesy science fiction back
Image 219557   12-07-17   Uploaded by    fink
 Cami: Funny story: I once worked in a plant with an order picking system where workers had to place their orders between cones on a long conveyor. If there was a problem they hit their switch to stop the line and light an andon to summon help. The problem was it was poorly designed and the andons were powered in parallel over a small gauge wire without over current protection. It worked for years because only one or two pickers had a problem at the same time but one day the order pickers rebelled and hit their e-stops at the same time...and burned up the loom!
 Cami: @WTF Not necessarily. The ones I used allowed you to install several switches of whatever type you wanted. Sometimes I've worked on installations where safety devices could be one or the other depending on how things were configured elsewhere in the system. Normally closed in series to a contactor...normally open to a PLC (sometimes normally closed)...often with a normally open thrown in to turn on an andon... Just saying...also liked your comment.
 petepuma: someone did a nice job polishing that knob
 Ulillillia: Bazinga
 Side Boob: @WTF Big bucks! Big Bucks!
 WTF: @aeroaero Do you want Whammies? Because this is how you get Whammies.
 WTF: But this opens the circuit!
Image 219556   12-07-17   Uploaded by    Watch Out
 Mr Bleak: @huskyboy Yep - it was a white car when it was new.
 furneim: Isn't it illegal to obscure the back window?
 Cami: Penis proxy.
 Air Biscuit: @SimonSaysGarfunkel also, not on fire.
 bug: Seeing out the back is overrated anyway.
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: @well duh the plates are nearly all white. That leaves two choices: Michigan and California. And theres too much available land and grass for this to be California.
 well duh: @SimonSaysGarfunkel nope; for once, thankfully, this isn't Michigan. Too many numbers on the plates. *wipes brow*
 Chest Rockwell: Looks like an effective anti-theft device.
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: We get it, youre from Michigan.
 sparename: UK boy-racers will buy a shed for a few hundred pounds then spend thousands on bolt-on crap and a big, loud stereo but still drive like wankers and play shit music
Image 219555   12-07-17   Uploaded by    Paint Chips
 furneim: They look just like bat wings!
 Teechur: Birb foots is funny foots.
 sparename: Gullp!
Image 219554   12-07-17   Uploaded by    hanky
 NO JOKES: Hello my ragtime caaaaat
 kate shutupton: Classic and always gets a rad.
Image 219553   12-07-17   Uploaded by    Extreme Locorito
 petepuma: From the Partridge Family collection
Image 219552   12-07-17   Uploaded by    Father Goose
 White Rice: @greg I would guess its either for an advertisement, for a scene in a show/movie, or the first day of whoever did it. This is beyond silly for an market that actually does business.
 Cami: Modern pharmacology can help you.
 Teechur: @greg It must have been 5 minutes before the store opened. Then the customers touch everything and dig through it all looking for that "perfect" package of asparagus that, regardless of how it looks, is going to make their pee smell funny anyway.
 sparename: @elmosco If you need to know the price, you can't afford it
Image 219551   12-07-17   Uploaded by    huskyboy
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