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268758  Fiveninety: close enough

268757  antipatterns: other puppy for scale

268753  Mr. Butt: Omfg

268756  Nothing: Did you say please?

268710  antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268717  Korrok: I have to laugh.

268710  antipatterns: DOCTORS ARE A TYPE OF COP. WATCH OUT

268729  antipatterns: I can hear the handwringing judgement from here

268705  Otterman: Great, now I want pizza

268734  Otterman: Me too, captioner. Me too.

268754  Mr. Whiskers: My drug dealer was like "Is Pepsi ok?"

268018  Mr Bleak: @WTF They wouldn't do that, they are both "in space" - they might confuse the sun with a giant candle.

268028  Mr Bleak: @lecj07 He's a Paralympian.

268730  Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268716  lecj07: We're watching animal porn! Up next, "Mary had a little lamb".

268720  lecj07: Good dogs like this are so rad. We learned to walk by pulling ourselves up on the family dog then holding on to him.

268744  FabricMan: You KNOW there's going to be a large puddle there within the hour

268726  lecj07: @trelyate how about no?

268740  lecj07: @ignatz Mothers often do have a few traces of fathers in them, yes.

268739  White Rice: @trelyate I mean, when it was small on that memo card it didn't seem so bad, but blown up to this size...it's just obscene.

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268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

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268687 addend: (Sits down & celebrates.)

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

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268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

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268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?



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Image 219558 is unbelievably bad (score -2) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Apple IIe. Your image was bad, Apple IIe.
Score:
84
 
 Hosebag: You are too young to use the senso-rings!
 Air Biscuit: Behold: the face hula hoop!
 WTF: Little known fact that Angels need a halo adjustment every 5,000 years or 10,000 miles, whichever ever comes first.
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: @tib gubb what you say jive ass Turkey?
 tib gubb: the 70's called. it wants its cheesy science fiction back
Image 219557   12-07-17   Uploaded by    fink
Score:
471
 
 Cami: Funny story: I once worked in a plant with an order picking system where workers had to place their orders between cones on a long conveyor. If there was a problem they hit their switch to stop the line and light an andon to summon help. The problem was it was poorly designed and the andons were powered in parallel over a small gauge wire without over current protection. It worked for years because only one or two pickers had a problem at the same time but one day the order pickers rebelled and hit their e-stops at the same time...and burned up the loom!
 Cami: @WTF Not necessarily. The ones I used allowed you to install several switches of whatever type you wanted. Sometimes I've worked on installations where safety devices could be one or the other depending on how things were configured elsewhere in the system. Normally closed in series to a contactor...normally open to a PLC (sometimes normally closed)...often with a normally open thrown in to turn on an andon... Just saying...also liked your comment.
 petepuma: someone did a nice job polishing that knob
 Ulillillia: Bazinga
 Side Boob: @WTF Big bucks! Big Bucks!
 WTF: @aeroaero Do you want Whammies? Because this is how you get Whammies.
 well duh: THE SHINY, RED, CANDY-LIKE BUTTON!!
 WTF: But this opens the circuit!
Image 219556   12-07-17   Uploaded by    Watch Out
Score:
297
 
 Mr Bleak: @huskyboy Yep - it was a white car when it was new.
 furneim: Isn't it illegal to obscure the back window?
 Cami: Penis proxy.
 Air Biscuit: @SimonSaysGarfunkel also, not on fire.
 bug: Seeing out the back is overrated anyway.
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: @well duh the plates are nearly all white. That leaves two choices: Michigan and California. And theres too much available land and grass for this to be California.
 well duh: @SimonSaysGarfunkel nope; for once, thankfully, this isn't Michigan. Too many numbers on the plates. *wipes brow*
 Chest Rockwell: Looks like an effective anti-theft device.
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: We get it, youre from Michigan.
 sparename: UK boy-racers will buy a shed for a few hundred pounds then spend thousands on bolt-on crap and a big, loud stereo but still drive like wankers and play shit music
Image 219555   12-07-17   Uploaded by    Paint Chips
Score:
646
 
 furneim: They look just like bat wings!
 Teechur: Birb foots is funny foots.
 sparename: Gullp!
Image 219554   12-07-17   Uploaded by    hanky
Score:
923
 
 NO JOKES: Hello my ragtime caaaaat
 kate shutupton: Classic and always gets a rad.
Image 219553   12-07-17   Uploaded by    Extreme Locorito
Score:
236
 
 petepuma: From the Partridge Family collection
Image 219552   12-07-17   Uploaded by    Father Goose
Score:
308
 
 White Rice: @greg I would guess its either for an advertisement, for a scene in a show/movie, or the first day of whoever did it. This is beyond silly for an market that actually does business.
 Cami: Modern pharmacology can help you.
 Teechur: @greg It must have been 5 minutes before the store opened. Then the customers touch everything and dig through it all looking for that "perfect" package of asparagus that, regardless of how it looks, is going to make their pee smell funny anyway.
 sparename: @elmosco If you need to know the price, you can't afford it
Image 219551   12-07-17   Uploaded by    huskyboy
Score:
228
 
 Air Biscuit: Akira was a good movie.
 bug: I'd prefer this over the usual "CAUTION: ACID" warning signs.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: why was i made of wax?! whyyyyyyy???!!!!
 Teechur: Gesundheit
 sparename: All the right bits, just not necessarily in the right order
 tokyopig: Georgia O'Keeffe during her 'metal' period.
Image 219550   12-07-17   Uploaded by    SurfNTurf
Score:
277
 
 XLY: *whispering softly, "Fuuuuck yoouuuuuuu"
 XLY: *whispering softly, "Fuuuuck yoouuuuuuu"
 petepuma: You get 3 wishes with this
 Greek Fire: @whipwing Birbs are actual dinosaurs tho.
 Teechur: @whipwing You want extinct birds? Keep cutting off birb feet because THAT'S how you get extinct birbs.
Image 219549   12-07-17   Uploaded by    mackdaddy
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