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268114  wolfpk: I would not want to be the person to open that door, but I want to watch when someone does!

268055  dangerkeith3000: @Science Oh I love the Apple Boat song!

268117  wolfpk: "It's a trap!"

268126  superfudge: 526 of 629 found helpful.

268100  VeeKay: For realsies! Saw a non ant version of this and enjoyed it.

268039  Theimposter: Arm wrestle me bro.

268054  Theimposter: The wrong fitting pauldrons hurt my brain...

268113  a robot: That's a cat though

268061  Theimposter: Ahuhhuh-huh!

268071  Theimposter: Omg thats weird.

268114  ThoughtlessGentleman: the eggpocalypse '18 where were you?!

268079  Theimposter: Someone bought 20 gallons of subsidized milk at the store where I work this morning along with 50lbs of subsidized beef. (Yes I know its shameful and am looking for a more ethical job)

268104  Side Boob: He's doing it again, isn't he?

268110  Side Boob: I'll take "Things I didn't need to see" for $500, Alex.

268115  Side Boob: Always need more henchmen.

268103  Not A Bot: It's Paris advertising her hotels

268117  Side Boob: That's just convenient.

268081  charlemagne: @WTF bird hands? I genuinely thought they were tiny pipe cleaner cats

268083  charlemagne: not all who wander are lost

268108  Theimposter: The people look a lot like the cover art on the old Theives World books from the 80s.

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267978 Side Boob: @ChubbyBuddy lol @ internet communists who can't defend their argument except by attacking others or the dreaded 'NO U' defense.

267782 dangerkeith3000: @Felicity I thought it was based on the David Lynch show and I was so pumped, but no, when I got there it was just another stupid Hooters knock off!

268039 Theimposter: Arm wrestle me bro.

267859 tib gubb: jorge lucazo

267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"

267839 Felicity: Also, the correct spelling of the laugh is "hee hee"

267773 Shay: Put your hands in the air like you just do care.

267988 Bluetocracy: What a RADiant city. All that old iron gives it so much character.

267930 Air Biscuit: @thecraftywolf i thought that too untill i remembered her des cription of what makes a wine a housewine.

267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree



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 furneim: That's either a tiny basket or a huge Pomeranian!
 addend: It puts the pupper in the basket.
Image 219531   12-07-17   Uploaded by    danny
Score:
161
 
 ThoughtlessGentleman: "I wish you were beer!"
Image 219530   12-07-17   Uploaded by    Never AFK
Score:
429
 
 furneim: To be fixed - high velocity unintentional spitting "gleeking" while yawning.
 Catcat: @berlin I would have done that, too.
 rubix1924: The body text looks like a GEOS font
 weirduncle: To Do: Fix bug where hyphens get used as em-dashes
Image 219529   12-06-17   Uploaded by    elahabdh
Score:
170
 
 1979: Got Phimosis?
Image 219528   12-06-17   Uploaded by    dirtstick
Score:
258
 
 taiko: Dizzyland - The World's Most Intoxicated Place!
 tib gubb: disney land... it's magical!
 pusha p: The copyright finally expired. ... (3047ad)
Image 219527   12-06-17   Uploaded by    arctic fox
Score:
423
 
 Spazstatic: @Whatever originally they were doing famous robots/Androids, Astro, Bender, but then I think there was concern over legal issues or something, but they switched and we had Cupcake, Donut, etc.
 Whatever: Android cant really be healthy for you if they keep on giving it junk food code names like Oreo
 Teechur: Upgraded.
Image 219526   12-06-17   Uploaded by    augustus
Score:
237
 
 phonk: @glenalec - and today I have a suspicious white stain on the front of my shirt. It's toothpaste! Honest!
 Catcat: How hard did you press that?
 Science: I wear khakis at work and usually turn the sink on too high and get the resulting jet of water all over the front of my pants. Nothing like walking out of the restroom looking like you didn't do your final shake.
 when so: It's fanservice time!
 Side Boob: Good luck explaining that
 Butcherboy: That usually happens after the lotion for me
 bigASShobo: I soap/shampoo-bukkake myself sometimes too.
Image 219525   12-06-17   Uploaded by    jimbiscuit
Score:
481
 
 furneim: They are shinier than those bad-fake blades, quit hogging the oil!
 youshall: Good thinking.
 Amy Housewine: One mastered the blade, the other studied the blockchain.
 WTF: "Premium Soulsonic Megajive" by 2 Tru 4 U
 Ulillillia: "I Do Believe We're Naked" by Funky-See Funky-Do
 Nope: Guys, you aren't dancing you are rioting
Image 219524   12-06-17   Uploaded by    charlemagne
Score:
671
 
 Mr Bleak: If I fits, I am the messiah.
 furneim: @furneim *meowsiah
 furneim: The cat is actually trying to hatch the nessiah
 petepuma: @when so Or The Immacucat Conception?
 FabricMan: Every cat thinks like that
 flatluigi: Ancient Egyptian nativity display
 a robot: I dig Joseph's pink robes. That's a bold fashion choice.
 when so: The Immeowculate Conception
Image 219523   12-06-17   Uploaded by    cenecia
Score:
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 Porbo Mellus: @Knice @Side Boob I'd guess they're free-associating, as so many do when viewing sheep these days.
 Side Boob: @Knice I'm wondering if there are other comments I can't see, or people are just shitposting whatever is on their mind. vOv
 Knice: WTF is going on in these comments?
 Ulillillia: Running of the Sheep
 jazzjunkie: Caution: soft shoulders.
 tib gubb: how to win an election
 Nope: @Back Door Dan No true Scotsman is a kind of informal fallacy in which one attempts to protect a universal generalization from counterexamples by changing the definition in an ad hoc fashion to exclude the counterexample.Rather than denying the counterexample or rejecting the original claim, this fallacy modifies the subject of the assertion to exclude the specific case or others like it by rhetoric, without reference to any specific objective rule ("no true Scotsman would do such a thing"; i.e., those who perform that action are not part of our group and thus criticism of that action is not criticism of the group)
Image 219522   12-06-17   Uploaded by    watwatwat
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