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254056  Laree: Butt plug. Never used.

254020  Robespierre: Wild cat is wild

254059  bug: Can I have an almond cookie?

254031  Robespierre: Latitude, or attitude?

254051  Robespierre: Always worthy

253828  Passive: Welp time to reformat the hard drive

254056  Robespierre: Downright grotesque, and a "Disposable Me" pollutant as well

253834  Passive: I'd wear the fuck out of these

254059  Robespierre: Shit seen

254037  Korrok: Korrok approves.

254042  a robot: Congrats human, you're trapped forever!

254043  a robot: This mixing of memes is highly illogical

253254  Mr Bleak: That's a damn good disguise, Unicorn - it fooled me!

253260  Mr Bleak: @OldKentuckyShark Surprisingly, everyone expected them - they gave you a months notice that they were coming...

253262  Mr Bleak: Romanes eunt domus!

253961  necronomicon: Also orange water is detrimental to ones health

253964  necronomicon: If my calculations are correct, when this baby his 88 miles per hour, youre gonna see some serious shit

253286  Mr Bleak: @Amy Housewine It's especially true for cooking bacon, and caramels.

254041  Annoying Vegan : @sparename Cannibal Orphan is my new metal band.

254011  a sedated moose: It's that chalk?

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253710 trelyate: well that's one way to prevent theft

253751 redmonkey3: @dangerkeith3000 @DrNinjaman - yes! befuddle much much better... natures own pedo snuff film; great

253709 FranzTrashka: Needs more coke

253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

253747 IKEA Lady: Improper handling aid

253826 AlexDeLarge: Longcat's owner

253792 Dick Inspector: Thanks for the dream candy

253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

253776 trelyate: GOB is that you?



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Scoo uploaded 253831 (860 points)
Vladimir Puta uploaded 253567 (859 points)
Science uploaded 253621 (846 points)
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10. tears as lube: 1715 points
11. Vault Dweller: 1711 points
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13. dirtstick: 1609 points
14. ChubbyBuddy: 1607 points
15. Science: 1562 points
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 furneim: That's either a tiny basket or a huge Pomeranian!
 addend: It puts the pupper in the basket.
Image 219531   12-07-17   Uploaded by    danny
Score:
161
 
 ThoughtlessGentleman: "I wish you were beer!"
Image 219530   12-07-17   Uploaded by    Never AFK
Score:
429
 
 furneim: To be fixed - high velocity unintentional spitting "gleeking" while yawning.
 Catcat: @berlin I would have done that, too.
 rubix1924: The body text looks like a GEOS font
 weirduncle: To Do: Fix bug where hyphens get used as em-dashes
Image 219529   12-06-17   Uploaded by    elahabdh
Score:
170
 
 1979: Got Phimosis?
Image 219528   12-06-17   Uploaded by    dirtstick
Score:
258
 
 taiko: Dizzyland - The World's Most Intoxicated Place!
 tib gubb: disney land... it's magical!
 pusha p: The copyright finally expired. ... (3047ad)
Image 219527   12-06-17   Uploaded by    arctic fox
Score:
423
 
 Spazstatic: @Whatever originally they were doing famous robots/Androids, Astro, Bender, but then I think there was concern over legal issues or something, but they switched and we had Cupcake, Donut, etc.
 Whatever: Android cant really be healthy for you if they keep on giving it junk food code names like Oreo
 Teechur: Upgraded.
Image 219526   12-06-17   Uploaded by    augustus
Score:
237
 
 phonk: @glenalec - and today I have a suspicious white stain on the front of my shirt. It's toothpaste! Honest!
 Catcat: How hard did you press that?
 Science: I wear khakis at work and usually turn the sink on too high and get the resulting jet of water all over the front of my pants. Nothing like walking out of the restroom looking like you didn't do your final shake.
 when so: It's fanservice time!
 Side Boob: Good luck explaining that
 Butcherboy: That usually happens after the lotion for me
 bigASShobo: I soap/shampoo-bukkake myself sometimes too.
Image 219525   12-06-17   Uploaded by    jimbiscuit
Score:
481
 
 furneim: They are shinier than those bad-fake blades, quit hogging the oil!
 youshall: Good thinking.
 Amy Housewine: One mastered the blade, the other studied the blockchain.
 WTF: "Premium Soulsonic Megajive" by 2 Tru 4 U
 Ulillillia: "I Do Believe We're Naked" by Funky-See Funky-Do
 Nope: Guys, you aren't dancing you are rioting
Image 219524   12-06-17   Uploaded by    charlemagne
Score:
671
 
 Mr Bleak: If I fits, I am the messiah.
 furneim: @furneim *meowsiah
 furneim: The cat is actually trying to hatch the nessiah
 petepuma: @when so Or The Immacucat Conception?
 FabricMan: Every cat thinks like that
 flatluigi: Ancient Egyptian nativity display
 a robot: I dig Joseph's pink robes. That's a bold fashion choice.
 when so: The Immeowculate Conception
Image 219523   12-06-17   Uploaded by    cenecia
Score:
355
 
 Porbo Mellus: @Knice @Side Boob I'd guess they're free-associating, as so many do when viewing sheep these days.
 Side Boob: @Knice I'm wondering if there are other comments I can't see, or people are just shitposting whatever is on their mind. vOv
 Knice: WTF is going on in these comments?
 Ulillillia: Running of the Sheep
 jazzjunkie: Caution: soft shoulders.
 tib gubb: how to win an election
 Nope: @Back Door Dan No true Scotsman is a kind of informal fallacy in which one attempts to protect a universal generalization from counterexamples by changing the definition in an ad hoc fashion to exclude the counterexample.Rather than denying the counterexample or rejecting the original claim, this fallacy modifies the subject of the assertion to exclude the specific case or others like it by rhetoric, without reference to any specific objective rule ("no true Scotsman would do such a thing"; i.e., those who perform that action are not part of our group and thus criticism of that action is not criticism of the group)
Image 219522   12-06-17   Uploaded by    watwatwat
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