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258533  sparename: "Something you pay good money for later in life" EP

258546  sparename: "Eh, mate, can I bum one?"

257225  Mr Bleak: I think theft is an in as well.

257230  Mr Bleak: You can't leave him hangin'!

257234  Mr Bleak: @Solemn I'd be happy if it did!

257241  Mr Bleak: @Shay Remember the "pineapple bush" that turned into a rocket monster in Serious Sam?

257247  Mr Bleak: It's just you.

257255  Mr Bleak: (Very small print) "* Not suitable for BMWs"

258535  charlemagne: this is how we found them sir, locked in a death grip

257272  Mr Bleak: Probably better than the stuff used in school when I was a kid.

258536  addend: "Flying", literally.

258546  addend: Guess I picked the wrong week to give up smoking.

258450  Bohab: @Scoo oh man, I wish

258548  Amy Housewine: Penguin is demonstrating that us that he saw some boobys. I MEAN THE SEABIRD.

258554  Amy Housewine: She cat even

258538  Amy Housewine: so smol, y

258545  Amy Housewine: I phoned in advance to check if the restaurant was dog friendly, but I really didn't expect this.

258464  KickassHellyeah: me too @Mr. Shine

258533  WannaBee: Another World News Daily Report fake story.

257293  Mr Bleak: Disguise: #257292

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258441 addend: (Finishes. Hibernates.)

258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work

258270 berlin: me too

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Looking forward to it. Cheers!

258383 Ironass: This genetic splicing has got to stop! Now they've crossed a woman with an owl!

258329 Felicity: The part of the Bob's Burgers episode where Bob pretends things are talking to him and he does their voices

258297 isosceleswaffle: Gradually becomes a disaster.

258368 Felicity: I'm thinking eighties drug lord glass bricks, chrome coffee tables, black leather couches, ferns

258337 Felicity: I happen to like nice men

258378 VeeKay: I'll get youse mutha duckas



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Score:
430
 
 copunter: U WOT M8?!
 furneim: The dreaded cane/catch pole combo
 Spazstatic: She's a Sauceror. Been a long while since I've played Kingdom of Loathing.
 VeeKay: Don't mess with Oma.
 fanny: just one??
 Amy Housewine: @Nope Never bring a gun to a frying pan fight.
 when so: Cane Granny was buffed in the last update. Keep up with the meta
 2Berries: Bare knuchle Betty, I choose you!
 Psymon: I'll be utilitool Gramma
 Skaalar: I choose Pan Gran.
 Nope: I choose gun
Image 219520   12-06-17   Uploaded by    foreversmug
Score:
394
 
 furneim: @millionarelivesmatter
 SaltLick: Well, it IS Palo Alto.
 a robot: ARRILLAGA!
 Ulillillia: I can relate, a guy moved in next door who makes $10 an hour, he's real snooty
 Nope: Eat the rich
Image 219519   12-06-17   Uploaded by    iCEy
Score:
448
 
 tokyopig: My pumpkin is electric. I just... couldn't stand to see the environment suffer any longer.
Image 219518   12-06-17   Uploaded by    DeeeeeeeezNutz
Score:
226
 
 Wolfy21: You left out guns, Mr Cartoonist.
 Science: @Whatever: Wait, what? Elected officials lying? You must not live in America - everything is rosy here, my foreign friend. Everyone keeps their promises and only works for the good of the people.
 Whatever: Ever notice how when the conservatives were done hyping Ebola they didnt do much once they were elected to obstruct progress?
 Dr Awkward: I've used this precise image in a power point in a health class
 tokyopig: [Tuvok voice] Flesh eating viruses are logically more threatening to humanoid individuals in the immediate sense than poor lifestyle choices.
 Ulillillia: @glenalec Same, I can only afford to be 1/3
 Nope: @Derp Herpigan . "Excessive alcohol use led to approximately 88,000 deaths and 2.5 million years of potential life lost (YPLL) each year in the United States from 2006 2010, shortening the lives of those who died by an average of 30 years" Apparently accurate...
 Ulillillia: TIMELY!!!
 tane: Oh, and I'm number two! (don't drink or smoke but 1 of three ain't bad).
 Derp Herpigan: @Nope I don't know if alcohol-related accidents count.
 discodisco: TERISM!
 Nope: Only 88,000 for alcohol? I think that's low
Image 219517   12-06-17   Uploaded by    SS Keith
Score:
538
 
 furneim: How is the floor so clean with all those little fuzzies??? MAGIC
 amputator: Is this how cabbit is formed
 Cami: This is your doing...
Image 219516   12-06-17   Uploaded by    courtney
Score:
285
 
 when so: It's hard to pull off rude hand gestures with only 4 digits
Image 219515   12-06-17   Uploaded by    fullofwind
Score:
259
 
 furneim: Superior they said never gives up her dead... (Are bodies of water female??)
 jazzjunkie: Great, now it's stuck in my head...
 Yam: The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald?
Image 219514   12-06-17   Uploaded by    Prostata
Score:
511
 
 furneim: Needs an arrow pointing to the eyes and a big U drawn on it
 jazzjunkie: Roses only last like a couple weeks, and that's if you leave them in water, and they really only exist to be pretty. So that's like saying "my love for you is transitory and based solely on your appearance". But potatos last for fucking ever, man. In fact, not only will they not rot, they actually grow shit even if you just leave them in the sack... and potatos may be ugly, but they're still awesome so that's like saying "it doesn't matter at all what you look like, I'll still love you"
 tokyopig: Please god don't let this spud be a dud.
 NonRhetorical: Do treat me like potato.
 Niels Bohr: You are my love angle.
 addend: Aww, you're someone's potato.
Image 219513   12-06-17   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
247
 
 furneim: The bottom image just gets crazier the longer you look at it
 Sadbot: I like stealing those signs and then never coming back to such a confrontational shop
Image 219512   12-06-17   Uploaded by    ani625
Score:
562
 
 furneim: Much cooler trophy now
 Dr Awkward: @addend I think you mean "Best Boy Balls"
 addend: "Best Ballboy of 2014".
Image 219511   12-06-17   Uploaded by    Rembo Rompus
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