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268720  lecj07: Good dogs like this are so rad. We learned to walk by pulling ourselves up on the family dog then holding on to him.

268744  FabricMan: You KNOW there's going to be a large puddle there within the hour

268726  lecj07: @trelyate how about no?

268740  lecj07: @ignatz Mothers often do have a few traces of fathers in them, yes.

268739  White Rice: @trelyate I mean, when it was small on that memo card it didn't seem so bad, but blown up to this size...it's just obscene.

268749  lecj07: *high fives the pupper*

268749  lecj07: *high fives the pupper*

268751  lecj07: I can guarantee there are no low tables in this house. We lost many lamps and glasses to near lethal lab tails when I was a kid.

268749  Mr. Butt: That's bullshit I did not sniff her I did not. Oh hi Mark.

268747  Knice: Butter & sugar= relationship goals

268731  AlexDeLarge: Battery acid, fucknuts!

268749  Knice: Sup dawg?

268745  AlexDeLarge: Real life porg

268738  Uncle Phil: Just take the donut.

268747  a robot: I mean unless you had no cupboard space or lived in a studio or something, I guess

268747  a robot: Storing pots and pans in the oven seems like some kind of moral failing to me. I'm a fucking slob but I have my limits

268747  Teechur: Leave the normal ones in there, I guess.

268719  Teechur: Sorry, doggo. We'll find another one.

268726  Teechur: Go Fix Your Yugo, Fine Friend.

268729  Teechur: Great way to hold in those pesky earbuds while you're standing in line at the unemployment office.

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268710 tib gubb: better to die than to let the cops know what drugs you've been using

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

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268477 Felicity: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

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 robford: @glenalec Lolz
 sirgallium: It's like a lame villain from James Bond
 SpaceCow: "Quack, am duck. Do not be alarmed. Quack. No need for panic. Quack."
 norgu5: The Penguin's lesser known cousin, The Duck.
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Did someone recreate the Love Ducks from Arthur (PBS)?
Image 219401   12-06-17   Uploaded by    mackdaddy
Score:
347
 
 VoR: Say please
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: MAN.
Image 219400   12-06-17   Uploaded by    namename
Score:
341
 
 trelyate: nice Rita Repulsa cosplay
 berlin: Call me Rod. Lightning Rod.
 SharkysMachine: Ass.
 wordjones: Tensegrity at work
Image 219399   12-06-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
328
 
 Kess: @ignatz I thought it was a densely packed herd of sheep.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: sea lards.
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Melted manatee beach
 MylesX: Sphagnumish, or otherwise?
 thecraftywolf: are these rocks or a 3d rendering 0f something microscopic
 veryblue: At first I saw sleeping sealions..
Image 219398   12-06-17   Uploaded by    sergeant
Score:
674
 
 tib gubb: i've been bamboozles
 ElitrArceus5100: When a homeless guy is asking for a dog
Image 219397   12-06-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
486
 
 Lumb Blombus: Quack quack. On the back.
 ElitrArceus5100: This duck wanted to kill, and kill he did
Image 219396   12-06-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
168
 
 morakdais: He does not appear to have dreadlocks
 Science: @ElitrArceus5100: That's for the court to decide!
 ElitrArceus5100: Gridlocks or dreadlocks? Make up your mind, news!
 sparename: " # I would like to wrap your hair round your neck like a noose, I would like to wrap your legs around my neck like a lock, You are my precious thing, thing of speed and beauty... # " S.Albini
 eurotrash: Grotberg living up to his name..
Image 219395   12-06-17   Uploaded by    kittylitter
Score:
105
 
 SpaceCow: North "the other" Dakota.
 Mumbles: Persian pizza in Fargo, @Ulillillia?
 Ulillillia: They had free pizza, would recommend.
Image 219394   12-06-17   Uploaded by    glowstick
Score:
88
 
 Hokie333: I have the 20" version of that, and it's quite nice, even if the promotional images and ad copy are a little dodgy (English is a crazy language, after all #219392 ).
 Bluetocracy: fluffy little scribbles
 tib gubb: the future of microsoft paint
Image 219393   12-06-17   Uploaded by    Rembo Rompus
Score:
11
 
 topcity: Every human that opens their mouth emits some sort of crazy.
 Ulillillia: Why is bikini a masculine noun in French?
 Teechur: As a Teechur of Spanish, I always tell my students that I'm glad I never had to learn English, that Spanish is much easier. Then I explain using "tough, though, thought, through" that there are 5 vowels (sometimes Y), but 22 vowel sounds. 5:5 in Spanish.
 SharkysMachine: Sociolinguist checking in. As someone who speaks multiple languages, English is the only one I feel like I get worse at the more I learn. This is what happens when you globalize a nonstandard creole of old French and backwoods German.
 ElitrArceus5100: honestly, instead of questioning a language, just use a different one, you hypocrite
 ElitrArceus5100: honestly, instead of questioning a language, just use a different one, you hypocrite
 sparename: If a person from Poland is a Pole, why isn't a person from Holland a Hole? Americans go to the STORE to do SHOPPING, if you tell one that you're going to the shop they think you mean a workshop
 jayjay: Apples used to just be a generic everyday word for 'fruit'. And pineapples look kind of like pine cones. Hence 'pineapples' - fruit that looks like it could grown on a pine tree. The etymology of all these words make sense and aren't strange at all.
 140bpm: Let's face it: this is bullshit.
Image 219392   12-06-17   Uploaded by    TheTakeDown
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