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272286  addend: ...cushion pushes /you/.

272286  addend: Recliner? I hardly know 'er!

272293  addend: (Pretends to admire propaganda mural.)

272304  sir toke a lot: Those eyes!

272295  Side Boob: 14/10 would pet them all.

272245  Side Boob: Time to go to the ER, I guess.

272261  Side Boob: I wasn't expecting The Mikado.

272280  Not A Bot: a.k.a. youre alive and have an address.

272275  Side Boob: Zero m/s as he's up against the wall.

272284  Side Boob: I'd be mad I had STDs too.

272289  Side Boob: This isn't Grey Poupon!

272291  Side Boob: Recycling Pupper is disappointed!

272292  Side Boob: Yeeeeee Haaaaaaaw! *Dixie plays in background*

272132  Mr Bleak: That's nearly 3000lb of fat burned. Your skin is going to be sooo loose you'll trip over your neck if you try to walk...

272133  Mr Bleak: Concrete of switcherino

272292  ThoughtlessGentleman: y'all best prepare cause i aim tuh commence gummin on ya.

272275  tib gubb: assuming a perfect transfer of energy and zero friction

272280  tib gubb: when you fuck up really bad so your dog has to try realllly hard

272281  tib gubb: how's that for your sci fi realism?

272283  tib gubb: oo, with pastries!

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2. Mr Bleak
3. Teechur
4. Not A Bot
5. Amy Housewine
6. Air Biscuit
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8. addend
9. a robot
10. Mad Collager



The top ten most commented-on images today:

272122 White Rice: @Warrax I don't know how I forgot about birbs...I feel quite silly now.

272205 Terrh: Classy...

271958 revtom: As if we wouldn't use those Atlas droids to fight. See that 'atlas parkour' video on youtube? We'll be remotely piloting those things in the next war.

271861 Scoo: SHUT THAT BLOODY BOUZOUKI UP!

272195 Air Biscuit: @Knice also happy birthday.

272189 Warrax: This goddamned shit is motherfucking KEEN I tell you.

272159 Mr Bleak: Mistakes were made, judge. Lessons will be learned.

272155 Mr Bleak: I've looked closely over many years, and I'm still yet to find the coin slot.

272135 Mr Bleak: Sorry, but that's animal cruelty, pure and simple.

272089 Mad Collager: @fanny I can give you my mother's Neverfail Pie Crust recipe if you like. It's super easy, rolls out beautifully and very light and flaky when baked. For the filling, I use the sourest apples I can find for maximum flavor and about a cup of cinnamon sugar and half a stick of butter broken into little pieces and put among the apple slices. Let me know!



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grizzly uploaded 272039 (1050 points)
ChubbyBuddy uploaded 272044 (1023 points)
Soy Peso uploaded 271993 (1007 points)
Albo Grungus uploaded 271840 (948 points)
ChubbyBuddy uploaded 272026 (892 points)
Back Door Dan uploaded 271791 (824 points)
confession uploaded 272135 (818 points)
dorian uploaded 272152 (813 points)
Amy Housewine uploaded 272056 (811 points)
Jalamunch Totorito uploaded 272166 (802 points)
White Rice uploaded 272099 (796 points)
midgetcastle uploaded 271845 (782 points)
windows96 uploaded 272144 (778 points)
maura uploaded 271820 (776 points)
westerner uploaded 272162 (758 points)


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 3. Annoying Vegan : 3791 points
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 5. E. HONDA: 2928 points
 6. celtic: 2400 points
 7. youshall: 2214 points
 8. grizzly: 1992 points
 9. JollyWell: 1977 points
10. Albo Grungus: 1913 points
11. Cyka: 1715 points
12. Surprising: 1659 points
13. brutal: 1574 points
14. Tacorleone: 1465 points
15. Jennysaurus: 1461 points
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 fullofwind: "Hello? Do they all float in Virginia?"
Image 219370   12-06-17   Uploaded by    flowers
Score:
466
 
 sirgallium: ellen loves sloths
 Ulillillia: find your perfect match on mammal-mate.com
 charlemagne: find your perfect match on mammal-mate.com
 charlemagne: find your perfect match on mammal-mate.com
Image 219369   12-06-17   Uploaded by    propro
Score:
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 fracking: @JollyWell oh thanks, I was thinking that was a weird nutshell.
 when so: You presume too much.
 zrj235: it is difficult, but not impossible, to catch salmonella from a human.
Image 219368   12-06-17   Uploaded by    I Hate The Beatles
Score:
188
 
 Rembo Prundus: *Guarantee
 a robot: Is the misspelling supposed to be part of the "joke" here? I don't understand.
 Knice: I usually ride point on that mission.
 Ulillillia: George Zimmer, man.
 Ignatius: I assume thats George Zimmer of the Mens Wearhouse, but for a fraction of a second as I was scrolling down I thought it was post-retirement Jon Stewart
 zrj235: i dont always drank stuped but when i do its doss ecfis.
Image 219367   12-06-17   Uploaded by    the snark
Score:
331
 
 Not A Bot: Sloth love Chunk
Image 219366   12-06-17   Uploaded by    phailsauce
Score:
368
 
 GTA VII: @fanny this is unacceptable. But self cake is better than no cake. Which ia still better than bu cake. Sorry. Happy bday
 fanny: @ignatz @Niels Bohr @when so @Yurishiro @grizzly @funny in the wall @Annoying Vegan @Himesama thanks everyone :) so far 39 seems pretty chill :) (although i don't see any cake at my house, i thought i'd come home from work to a cake and it's not here. debating getting own cake.)
 Himesama: @fanny Happy Birthday Fanny! I telepathically sent you a cake. Did you get it?
 Annoying Vegan : Throws confetti @fanny
 funny in the wall: @fanny happy birthday! i'm 34 in two weeks. yay for december people
 grizzly: @fanny happy bday!
 Pront Remp: @fanny A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip!
 when so: @fanny have day.
 Niels Bohr: @fanny ha, you're just a baby! Happy Heckin Birthday!
 frenk: WhipperSnapper- Happy Birthday! @fanny
 fanny: holy fuck i'm 39 today. how did that happen?!
Image 219365   12-06-17   Uploaded by    Wolfy21
Score:
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Image 219364   12-06-17   Uploaded by    sorghum
Score:
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 Rent A Dog: I fell over at the bus stop yesterday (lost balance due to backpack weight after shopping). Landed flat on the top-back of my head. Still have a comically large lump there right now. d :-/
 Not A Bot: (Whistling in foreign language)
 grizzly: Screwing around in the chemistry lab.
 Side Boob: 30 people looked on while John had a seizure. Nobody called for help, they just took pictures.
 WaffleIron: Epilepsy is no laughing matter.
Image 219363   12-06-17   Uploaded by    agger gater
Score:
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Go on. Leave a comment. Just a short one, even.
Image 219362   12-06-17   Uploaded by    Beerarchy
Score:
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 sirgallium: Imagine being at sea trying to sail or boat somewhere and you literally can't see anything just like this. No GPS or nothing. The ocean is so scary sometimes. Sometimes not even stars just a compass.
 mammal883: L shaped dock, L shaped dock, pull your boat up and we'll talk...
 WTF: When Charon takes the day off.
Image 219361   12-06-17   Uploaded by    NotHuman
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