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254020  Amy Housewine: "I should buy a coat."

254029  Amy Housewine: Sticks and stones may break my bones/in Area Six they throw bottles and bricks and kicks

254026  Greifer: something died on your plate

254032  Laree: Gather round, children, for the legend of El Chupanibre.

254029  jochenau: Welcome to Still New Mexico, leaving Also New Mexico

254031  jochenau: @addend That'd be a good book title, I think.

254032  jochenau: Why are there so many songs about rainbows / and what's on the other side?

254041  OldKentuckyShark: Cannibalism? I mean, yeah, I'm not super hungry, but I could eat

254013  addend: *cloaca.

254016  addend: Don't have a clot, man.

254021  addend: @BavidDowie (Ricardo Montalban fakes cough, distracts doctor.)

254027  Sadbot: Yeeee

254027  Sadbot: Yeeee

254024  addend: Not featuring the singular feature of the swan, the elegantly curved neck.

254025  addend: *bad-ass.

253956  m o l e m a n: @Mr. Shine Lolz

254027  addend: "Heyyy, buuuddy."

254031  addend: (Silence at the equator.)

253931  a sedated moose: @Mr. Shine srsly

253994  raditzu: There is nothing ugly spoiling the general beauty of the surrounding.

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253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

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253751 redmonkey3: @dangerkeith3000 @DrNinjaman - yes! befuddle much much better... natures own pedo snuff film; great

253826 AlexDeLarge: Longcat's owner

253792 Dick Inspector: Thanks for the dream candy

253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker

253709 FranzTrashka: Needs more coke

253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

253849 copunter: I thought this was the El Kabong version of the ole bucket over the door gag

253710 trelyate: well that's one way to prevent theft



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Score:
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 mwoody: What kind of wood doesn't float?
 BFHoodrich: He looks like my friend Garth
 carpwoman: Yeesh. I thought that was the guy from Heaven 17. I listened to more music than watched movies.
 christopher walken: good GOD... I... am beautiFUL
 Micro Jackson: Christina Ricci?
 Teechur: @Science Thanks, Dad. (Actually, I lolled IRL!)
 Science: @a sedated moose: Yes. Any younger and he'd be Christopher Crawlin.
 a sedated moose: Is that a very young Christopher Walken?
 sparename: Not even old enough for Communion
Image 219224   12-05-17   Uploaded by    Jason Steak
Score:
209
 
 jazzjunkie: They look like hidden PA speakers to me.
 Butcherboy: Rip off geode
 VoR: Nice quilt. 1983 was some year for quilts. Mmm hmm oh yes. Nice quilts until 1984.
 Prostata: xenolith in the middle. nice sample
Image 219223   12-05-17   Uploaded by    sylveon
Score:
294
 
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Rick and Morty reference @buds420
 buds420: What is that supposed to mean @SimonSaysGarfunkel
 addend: @jazzjunkie Okay, you win this one...
 addend: Username/upload combo :(
 jazzjunkie: Unsettling username/upload combo...
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Hey grandpa Rick, are you familiar with benwah technology?
 funny in the wall: i know what that is for. hehehe. butts
Image 219222   12-05-17   Uploaded by    RimLickinGood
Score:
186
 
 looch: 2 spocky 4 me
 Micro Jackson: I need this
 sparenamelaptopdied: "You can stick your pumpkin-Bread.."
Image 219221   12-05-17   Uploaded by    Emoji
Score:
185
 
 HenryVIII: The REALLY Long March.
 Micro Jackson: I think I've been up in the ISS too long
 fanny: flat earthers believe the equator is made up of the ghosts of children
Image 219220   12-05-17   Uploaded by    Borp Mento
Score:
294
 
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Do you too suffer from dry mouth?
Image 219219   12-05-17   Uploaded by    epitasis
Score:
157
 
 nightmarez: There's a moral in there somewhere, but I can't find it!
 VeeKay: It's a fable
 Micro Jackson: Fabulous!
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Rock
Image 219218   12-05-17   Uploaded by    digabigpig
Score:
332
 
 Yam: I always liked boiled hotdogs over grilled
 Micro Jackson: Needs a Dachshund of something....
 Prostata: no eat! am not lobster!
 Side Boob: Pupper! It's what's for dinner.
 sparename: Noooo, you WOK the dog. Again
Image 219217   12-05-17   Uploaded by    grid
Score:
242
 
 communist: So this is a droud
 hot hot dog: @Fancy Clown - Yes. Dead customers don't consume as much power.
 FabricMan: ...because it could knock out entire distribution circuits and cause hundreds of thousands in damage
 Fancy Clown: Kill themselves?
 WTF: "Jacking On" is a thing now
 funny in the wall: this makes a shitty electromagnet and gets the nail kind of warm. is warm nails the thing they're afraid we'll be able to make without them?
 Side Boob: @Prostata The nail gets a charge out of it :V
 grizzly: I know I'm worried. Also, magnets.
 Prostata: this kills the battery
Image 219216   12-05-17   Uploaded by    waxymom
Score:
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 jazzjunkie: Solo catbearding
Image 219215   12-05-17   Uploaded by    fisto
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