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263495  Otterman: I don't know what I'm doing!

263499  Solemn: When you raid with your friends...

263483  Robespierre: Designed to mesmerize

263498  Robespierre: Shit seen

263499  Robespierre: Something's touching me! Halp! HAAAAAAALP!

263489  VeeKay: That's cruel.

263491  VeeKay: Goanna rock down to Electric Avenue

263496  VeeKay: Unsubscribe

263498  VeeKay: "We wants it. We needs it. Must have the precious. They stole it from us. Sneaky little Hobbitses. Wicked. Tricksy. False."

263480  VeeKay: @Scoo Literally choking on bile here dud

263498  piranharama: That face when you can see time

263496  WTF: Porntub Time Machine

263507  norgu5: Aaaaand you're touching it. Gross.

263495  Solemn: The only way to dog paddle.

263497  Solemn: ;3

263465  Solemn: The most obvious rad in the universe.

263466  Solemn: "Hey, here's a cane! Now it's a crutch! Now it's a baby! And now I've ABSORBED the baby! Take that, David Copperfield!"

263470  Solemn: $3.49 here. On the beach, it's $4.29, and don't even get me started on the $5.35 guy that camps out about 30 miles up the highway. That's guy's about 16 kinds of an arschgeige.

263427  Air Biscuit: "Cats love it!"

263485  Solemn: We need more bathroom signs like this.

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3. addend
4. ignatz
5. VeeKay
6. tib gubb
7. Not A Bot
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9. Passive
10. wolfpk



The top ten most commented-on images today:

263357 Passive: Denny's has better pancakes and doesn't cost like fourteen dollars a short stack

263202 Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things

263293 Science: @Bohab: I'm pretty sure that, at this time, the wife's satisfaction was not a concern

263272 Science: *"Immigrant Song" intensifies*

263465 Solemn: The most obvious rad in the universe.

263297 tib gubb: is it self aware? that's all i wanna know

263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley

263325 Science: @Felicity Give me Slack, or give me death!

263428 Jesse P: Really, the cat did it!

263215 tib gubb: PLEASE, LET'S NOT DO THIS ON THE SPACESHIP :((



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ignatz uploaded 263299 (806 points)
Religion X uploaded 263273 (791 points)
goldman sachs uploaded 263274 (778 points)
piratepom uploaded 263241 (766 points)
Scoo uploaded 263427 (765 points)
Yam uploaded 263428 (757 points)
Everseen uploaded 263436 (744 points)
Mr. Butt uploaded 263050 (724 points)
McMuff uploaded 263320 (723 points)


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10. Religion X: 1615 points
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14. Mexico: 1434 points
15. HenryVIII: 1430 points
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Score:
237
 
 VeeKay: Dear Jughead: I do not think you understand the meaning of the word 'agape'.
 ShamWOW: @jochenau Thats just Jughead. He never opens his eyes
 jochenau: What is wrong with his eyes?
 Ulillillia: Same
 tib gubb: round is a shape
 Jabberwikket: Real pizza has curves
 Amy Housewine: The shape is a circle.
Image 218795   12-03-17   Uploaded by    Never AFK
Score:
331
 
 penguinslovebananas: Mmmmm.....snotsickles
Image 218794   12-03-17   Uploaded by    berlin
Score:
439
 
 SpaceCow: Kirk Cameron continues to smear Mr Claus
 kornisjon: Hail.
 Not A Bot: This is the bird's fetish.
 tib gubb: no. this is all wrong!
 ThoughtlessGentleman: Hale Seitan. Tofucken.
 Amy Housewine: The bear demonstrates satanic dancing.
Image 218793   12-03-17   Uploaded by    winwolf
Score:
300
 
Image 218792   12-03-17   Uploaded by    flushpuppy
Score:
501
 
 BavidDowie: Noo.. that has to be deliberate. Is this in Provincetown or something?
 duckfarts: @Bohab its always time
 Bohab: Is it dicksmas time already?
Image 218791   12-03-17   Uploaded by    winwolf
Score:
296
 
 Toasted Taco Brunchito: I'm that horrible friend who has better things to do than respond to your drivel.
 White Rice: 3 hours? Amateur (though I then get that fun dread of when I will respond, after its been 3+ months and the last conversation ended on an odd note)
 Beef Supreme: It's a phone, not a leash. My lack of a reply to your selfie might be due to the fact that I had to lay low and go off the grid for a few days.
 Ulillillia: txt.jpg
 duckfarts: yeah well a text isnt a call, learn the difference
 Amy Housewine: I will respond whenever I so choose.
 tib gubb: hey, a response is a response
Image 218790   12-03-17   Uploaded by    eevee
Score:
129
 
 Ulillillia: White House stylist instructions
 duckfarts: @house md Directions clear, dick stuck in toaster
 penguinslovebananas: Sounds like the same person they hire to come up with Amazon item titles
Image 218789   12-03-17   Uploaded by    ineedhepl
Score:
305
 
 horny horn: Yup @doggggggie
 Starry Lemon: Doesnthaveanythetansblue
 duckfarts: @house md to exist and not be real are not mutually exclusive
Image 218788   12-03-17   Uploaded by    boozer
Score:
213
 
 Ulillillia: Your girlfriend is rowdy
 BavidDowie: @Vivian *white* kids ftfy
 duckfarts: @dirtstick actually some do and thats kind of a major problem right now
 Amy Housewine: @dirtstick It might be wind.
Image 218787   12-03-17   Uploaded by    Extreme Locorito
Score:
225
 
 Science: We had a place in NC that served Hershey's ice cream. It was delicious.
 duckfarts: @tib gubb Im pretty sure you need to worry more about than now than back then
 tib gubb: @Hokie333 given the age of this. it's probably referring to the purity of product, in that you're less likely to get filler product in your ice cream (which would probably be industrial dairy byproduct of some sort... mmm...)
 Hokie333: I find the word "purest" alarming in this context, in the way that the scent of bleach suggests that something very, very nasty needed to be cleansed. Like those Panera ads that over-use the word "clean". WE GET IT, YOU'RE NOT CHIPOTLE
Image 218786   12-03-17   Uploaded by    Prefuse
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