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249126  Yurishiro: Turn it up and rip the knob off!

249105  Teechur: @Yurishiro It must be the adrenaline from when I thought that think on top of the cabinet was a gigantic spider.

249103  Yurishiro: We'll just draw here a little happy timber lake, and behind that a biiig timber mountain!

249105  Yurishiro: @Teechur How could I?! Even the 'Love you!' sticker on the door has googly eyes :(

249101  Teechur: Go ahead and paint your palette blue and grey.

249105  Teechur: @Yurishiro Just go into Predator mode. It makes mealtime more fun, especially if they try to run.

249106  Teechur: I agree with @Air Biscuit The lines are too straight. It's probably a handwriting typeface. That being said, I also agree with @Yurishiro

249109  Teechur: I went through the checkout with Puppy Chow and a gallon of milk. "It's not too bad, really" I said to the cashier.

249110  Teechur: That reminds me that I still have two full weeks of skool

249119  Teechur: Do talons have large chickens?

249122  Yurishiro: "SPANKO!" *flees*

249106  Yurishiro: @Air Biscuit Blatantly. Still bad.

248946  Passive: IT BE THE TEAR OF THE GOOFY GOOBER!

249093  Jabberwikket: Actually, this picture & all the others are all slightly different from each other. Print them out & make a flip book to see the scene

248888  Dresdenkeogh: Read every word top to bottom to the tune of all star

249025  Passive: Haha what a silly app haha so where would someone go to find such an app, you know, for a prank lol

249035  Passive: When you're at a party and someone says they're the best at smash

249103  Air Biscuit: I would buy that shirt.

249106  Air Biscuit: They threw in an emoticon and everything. I'm pretty sure this is photoshopped.

249106  Sadbot: I think a lot of y'all are missing that it's an edit that's critical of "blue lives matter" nonsense

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248965 glenalec: I'm always understandably relieved when my pee is clear thru yellow because it's like fuck year my kidneys aren't bleeding today.

248935 glenalec: @savvoy - Genuine LOL. Nice one!

248923 Robespierre: Heavy rotation

248995 glenalec: I'd like to ride a bike to work, but the roads around here honestly terrify me! :-(

249040 DrNinjaman: @savvoy I wouldn't mind being dropped on that bottom, if you know what I mean! Getting sucked away sounds pretty good too, in an ethnic sort of way.

248999 Entertainmentalist: Stays mostly within the mammalian phylum!

248966 raditzu: still better than tidepods

248968 Christina: @raditzu rly!

249016 Ironass: I like someone with a little more enthusiasm than that.

248937 Spazstatic: @Science @Side Boob thank you both.



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Score:
282
 
 Teechur: I will gladly Gorilla-tape the roll of toilet paper in retaliation.
 BlarfyB: Nothing a knife won't solve. (Like most things in life.)
 jazzjunkie: Poor communication and a misunderstanding of household plumbing fixtures.
 Air Biscuit: This is still not how you space-poop.
 El hefe: Urine is an excelent solvent, challenge accepted.
 tib gubb: this is the kind of situation that will get worse before it gets better.
 bug: ...looks like I'm pissing in the sink again.
 Haute and sweaty: Instructions unclear, pooped on the lid.
 Skaalar: So... You WANT sprinkles?
 sparename: Toilet Duck Tape
Image 218635   12-02-17   Uploaded by    cannabis
Score:
499
 
 Air Biscuit: @tib gubb i know but the slightly more pastelly colors, slightly flatter shape and lack of the trademark m&m logo lead me to believe these are not those. Smarties and m&ms are fairly different.
 FireBreathingMarmot: get well soon
 tib gubb: @Air Biscuit in the states, smarties is a sugary wafer thing. we just call those M&M's
 Hosebag: All the basic food groups from my pyramid are here, except the beer.
 Air Biscuit: One of the smarties in the cookie is green. Thats like a vegtable.
 tib gubb: skipping the salad course, why not?
 Prostata: As a dude in his late 40s that still eats meals like this often, I say BON APPETIT
 Prostata: yum!
 illBilliam: @trumpet I think you misspelled deliciously.
 sparename: Proper Cornish Pasties were made using meat and veg for most of the filling, then one end was filled with apple pie or some such, as dessert..
Image 218634   12-02-17   Uploaded by    Rembo Prundus
Score:
394
 
 Wooden Spoon: Obama found Darth Cheny's rejuvenation chamber. If he stays much longer it's going to start lowering a fat old white guy helmet.
 trelyate: contrast with the picture of Trump in a photo-op with a bunch of Native Americans in front of a portrait of the president responsible for the Trail of Tears.
 Hosebag: The executive tanning booth.
 sparenamelaptopdied: Here come the drums...?
 Prostata: now that's a nice light rig
 tib gubb: surreal af
Image 218633   12-02-17   Uploaded by    iCEy
Score:
210
 
 Wooden Spoon: @Fugative: people who are afraid to fight their coworkers are chicken.
 Fugative: They're so you don't peck your coworkers to death
 savvoy: uncomfortable af
Image 218632   12-02-17   Uploaded by    ppr4
Score:
467
 
 Air Biscuit: Twist:they are blackberrys and your dad is colorblind.
 jochenau: Dementia's no fun :(
 skillet: U OK, DAD?
Image 218631   12-02-17   Uploaded by    suckit
Score:
222
 
 sparename: Microwave ovens have prevented lots of passed-out-drunk guys and gals burning the house down with carbonised pizza or Fray Bentos pies
Image 218630   12-02-17   Uploaded by    drilldo
Score:
476
 
 Felicity: PENISDUMP
 fanny: that's a lot of frostOMYGOD ITS A POOP DICK
 why the long face: Some people out there would really love to eat that
 Mr. Shine: Gobble gobble, IYKWIM
Image 218629   12-02-17   Uploaded by    manlyman
Score:
279
 
 Science: This is the weirdest family photo ever
 XLY: jesus crist nancy!!
 El hefe: DON'T BELIEVE THE U.S. PROPAGANDA! THIS IS THE REAL NORTH KOREA!
 bug: The Abercrombie Wrestling shirt really ties it all together.
 Off Topic: Hello new Christmas card photo.
 GTA VII: I sense a subliminal eroticism here
 tib gubb: this is a graphical depiction of the internet
Image 218628   12-02-17   Uploaded by    Big Beagler
Score:
466
 
 Air Biscuit: Are you sure the ball wasent thrown? It could be out there now...
Image 218627   12-02-17   Uploaded by    Mr. Pepper
Score:
530
 
 El hefe: How much damage does your fireball deal wizard?
 savvoy: Timely
Image 218626   12-02-17   Uploaded by    rip odb
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