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263099  tib gubb: kermit should have died with jim henson. the shaaaaaame

263101  tib gubb: dang you snek

263103  tib gubb: yeah, pretty much.

263079  Prostata: I wish they were this organized here. They mostly just send a single truck out to smear the snow around

263073  Robespierre: @WTF Truk dryvr dick to smol tu du thet

263074  Robespierre: This Robert Smith cosplay is weird

263078  Robespierre: Death Row of North Korea

263079  Robespierre: I love a parade

263104  Robespierre: I call the lynx-ish one Tufty

263106  Robespierre: Poseidon returns

263079  Prostata: I wish they were this organized here. They mostly just send a single truck out to smear the snow around

263111  Shay: Timely, yada yada.

263069  Prostata: Freedom of speech gives you the right to act stupid but no immunity from the appearance of such.

263096  Spazstatic: Thank you for your service.

263109  Robespierre: Tuk-tuk is bamboozled

263109  Not A Bot: First, the Santa and the Easter Bunny fall, nothing is as it seems. You run to your parents as your young mind reels with confusion. They stare blankly at you before peeling off rubber masks, revealing they were both Don Knotts all along.

263094  Mr. Whiskers: You look like mochaccino art

263107  WTF: Who is the real Slim Shady?

263098  Mr. Whiskers: Its whiskery in there

263027  rory: @Not A Bot same here

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The top ten most commented-on images today:

262891 Passive: Thaaaaaaats not a caaaaaake tray thats a poopoo platter

262811 Felicity: @Felicity 20 plus plus, I meant

262856 VeeKay: Always suspected this is what girls do when they go to the bathroom together.

263011 Fiveninety: you don't know me

262800 ignatz: @tib gubb vvv

263070 ThoughtlessGentleman: i love your wife too!!!

262885 Felicity: You'll have to speak up, I have a b@n@n@ in my nose

262806 Felicity: Or start every sentence with "So..."

262892 Felicity: The Arch Non Deluxe

262756 weirduncle: @sparename rad for this



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11. sumo: 1479 points
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Score:
282
 
 Teechur: I will gladly Gorilla-tape the roll of toilet paper in retaliation.
 BlarfyB: Nothing a knife won't solve. (Like most things in life.)
 jazzjunkie: Poor communication and a misunderstanding of household plumbing fixtures.
 Air Biscuit: This is still not how you space-poop.
 El hefe: Urine is an excelent solvent, challenge accepted.
 tib gubb: this is the kind of situation that will get worse before it gets better.
 bug: ...looks like I'm pissing in the sink again.
 Haute and sweaty: Instructions unclear, pooped on the lid.
 Skaalar: So... You WANT sprinkles?
 sparename: Toilet Duck Tape
Image 218635   12-02-17   Uploaded by    cannabis
Score:
525
 
 Air Biscuit: @tib gubb i know but the slightly more pastelly colors, slightly flatter shape and lack of the trademark m&m logo lead me to believe these are not those. Smarties and m&ms are fairly different.
 FireBreathingMarmot: get well soon
 tib gubb: @Air Biscuit in the states, smarties is a sugary wafer thing. we just call those M&M's
 Hosebag: All the basic food groups from my pyramid are here, except the beer.
 Air Biscuit: One of the smarties in the cookie is green. Thats like a vegtable.
 tib gubb: skipping the salad course, why not?
 Prostata: As a dude in his late 40s that still eats meals like this often, I say BON APPETIT
 Prostata: yum!
 illBilliam: @trumpet I think you misspelled deliciously.
 sparename: Proper Cornish Pasties were made using meat and veg for most of the filling, then one end was filled with apple pie or some such, as dessert..
Image 218634   12-02-17   Uploaded by    Rembo Prundus
Score:
394
 
 Wooden Spoon: Obama found Darth Cheny's rejuvenation chamber. If he stays much longer it's going to start lowering a fat old white guy helmet.
 trelyate: contrast with the picture of Trump in a photo-op with a bunch of Native Americans in front of a portrait of the president responsible for the Trail of Tears.
 Hosebag: The executive tanning booth.
 sparenamelaptopdied: Here come the drums...?
 Prostata: now that's a nice light rig
 tib gubb: surreal af
Image 218633   12-02-17   Uploaded by    iCEy
Score:
210
 
 Wooden Spoon: @Fugative: people who are afraid to fight their coworkers are chicken.
 Fugative: They're so you don't peck your coworkers to death
 savvoy: uncomfortable af
Image 218632   12-02-17   Uploaded by    ppr4
Score:
467
 
 Air Biscuit: Twist:they are blackberrys and your dad is colorblind.
 jochenau: Dementia's no fun :(
 skillet: U OK, DAD?
Image 218631   12-02-17   Uploaded by    suckit
Score:
222
 
 sparename: Microwave ovens have prevented lots of passed-out-drunk guys and gals burning the house down with carbonised pizza or Fray Bentos pies
Image 218630   12-02-17   Uploaded by    drilldo
Score:
476
 
 kayjay: PENISDUMP
 fanny: that's a lot of frostOMYGOD ITS A POOP DICK
 why the long face: Some people out there would really love to eat that
 Mr. Shine: Gobble gobble, IYKWIM
Image 218629   12-02-17   Uploaded by    manlyman
Score:
279
 
 Science: This is the weirdest family photo ever
 XLY: jesus crist nancy!!
 El hefe: DON'T BELIEVE THE U.S. PROPAGANDA! THIS IS THE REAL NORTH KOREA!
 bug: The Abercrombie Wrestling shirt really ties it all together.
 Off Topic: Hello new Christmas card photo.
 GTA VII: I sense a subliminal eroticism here
 tib gubb: this is a graphical depiction of the internet
Image 218628   12-02-17   Uploaded by    Big Beagler
Score:
466
 
 Air Biscuit: Are you sure the ball wasent thrown? It could be out there now...
Image 218627   12-02-17   Uploaded by    Mr. Pepper
Score:
530
 
 El hefe: How much damage does your fireball deal wizard?
 savvoy: Timely
Image 218626   12-02-17   Uploaded by    rip odb
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