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238817  Mr. Shine: Fun fact: North Korea once sent "ambassadors" into this room with machine guns strapped under their suit coats, in obvious violation of the negotiation agreement. Rather than cal them out, and give them a pretense for argument, US and South Korean staff just cranked the thermostat up to 100, and watched the thugs sit there and try not to pass out, because they couldn't take their coats off.

238845  bug: You have to hum the superman theme song when you use it.

238816  Mexico: I can finally use the gallons of nacho cheese in my trunk!

238835  Yurishiro: Doggone!

238836  Yurishiro: What? This was for real?!

238838  Yurishiro: Nuff people say they know they cant believe, Jamaica we have a bobsled team!

238839  Yurishiro: LMAO DEWD UR 2 FNY JK LOL

238848  Christina: R2-D2's grampa.

238824  Mr. Shine: @savvoy too much food in the picture, though?

238841  Yurishiro: "Hi I'm Ms. Big Fluffy Paws and how are you today?"

238831  Mr. Shine: This is pretty Metal!

238840  Mr. Shine: Mondays, amirite?!

238843  Mr. Shine: @WTF and has yet to murder. . . .

238847  Mr. Shine: *Beavis and Butthead snickering*

238842  Yurishiro: Plot twist. This guy is from C.S.I. and he WILL find you.

238813  savvoy: #justyogathings

238819  savvoy: For some reason, my first thought was 'platypus'

238845  Yurishiro: "Hello? Mo-GHYWAAAAAAHAAAAAA---------..."

238821  savvoy: "I'm catching shitfish!"

238846  Yurishiro: But can you find the 5th?! Enjoy!

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238744 FireBreathingMarmot: Fresh from the barber shop.

238582 Sadpygmy: Ach fook

238694 FireBreathingMarmot: You can get special swabs on Amazon to wipe the ghosts off your sensor.

238573 BavidDowie: Sometimes you really gotta count it as a two-fer. *shrug*

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238697 Captain Marsupial: Early Borg concept art sucked.

238670 El hefe: Shake your phone

238712 Beef Supreme: In the event of a lockdown, he can transform and active shooter into a Jackson Pollock.

238704 Darmstadtium: You should try Bing, it is cheaper

238689 grizzly: Deep Thought.

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 ignatz: @Knice Came back and saw this by chance, which gives me the opportunity to ngive you another Plus for not wearing a clip-on:)
 hajjpodge: *Solid Snake voice* You're pretty good.
 Knice: @Annoying Vegan Spinny Bits are WAY better than TangleFlops, StabbyKicks, and HineyBounces :-D
 White Rice: Dang, you kids with your fancy knife-shoes, dancing on that extra cold water. Nicely done.
 carpwoman: @Knice - The Packers shirt made me wonder. I didn't know they had ice in Virginia. Lol.
 a robot: @Knice You continue to be the raddest of the rad! :D
 Annoying Vegan : @Knice Kick ass! The spinny bits are awesome. (Thats the technical term, right?)
 Side Boob: :toot:
 NoRagrets: Knice!
 Teechur: Congratulations! And good luck at nationals!
 jazzjunkie: I heartily approve of your musical selection :-D
 Knice: @carpwoman Near Richmond, VA for the last few years; before then, 16 years in WI, between Green Bay and Sheboygan. (SheVegas, if you're nasty :-P)
 grizzly: @Knice Rad indeed! Congrats!
 carpwoman: @Knice - Are you in MN or WI?
 Yurishiro: I clicked on your rad sticker too Just to be sure. Well done!
 carpwoman: This is so god damned awesome.
 Dr Awkward: @Knice At first, I thought your said "nationals in Paris" and I wasn't sure why it would be in France. Either way, way to kick ass in the real world as well as on the internets.
 fanny: well this is super RAD!! congrats!!
 ignatz: I keep forgetting to press the RAD button, but came back this time..
 ignatz: Congrats! You guys are awesome :)
 Knice: I know this isn't the book of faces; but I'm so damned tickled I just had to share: We took (and passed) the first Pairs Freeskate Test this area's seen in about 15 years!! (Psst, that means we're qualified for Nationals in Pairs, y'all!) I have many excites :-)…
Image 218309   11-30-17   Uploaded by    Knice
Image 218308 is unbelievably bad (score -5) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Lemonator. Boo, Lemonator.
 Volwen: AKey47
 Sadbot: Finally, aside from my bumper stickers, my hats, my shirts, every conversation with me, my kids named Remington and Winchester, my key ring will now tell the world "I luv gunz"
 phailsauce: A to the motherf***n K homeboy, A to the motherf***n K!
 RiderFan: Tiny bangs from a smol shooter.
 Micro Jackson: Well, shoot!
 carpwoman: @iCEy - Cuz the torque will bend it and snap it in the lock on the third use.
 Teechur: That's a good way to get detained at the airport or expelled from school. Zero tolerance is just that (ridiculous at times.
Image 218307   11-30-17   Uploaded by    glowstick
 XLY: you look so much hotter without your glasses
 a robot: Don't touch someone's glasses without their permission!!!!
 Shay: Whoops!
 tib gubb: i hate it when that happens
 Off Topic: No wonder Velma freaked out when she lost her glasses
 Yurishiro: This is fine.
 Micro Jackson: Its just a prototype.
 2Berries: Put your finger in my mouth, quick while i cant see!
Image 218306   11-30-17   Uploaded by    Amiga 1000
 Niels Bohr: A penny saved is worth two in the bush.
 ThatGuy: I hope you didn't count them yet.
 Micro Jackson: See? Brown ones are less likely to crack!
 Robespierre: Eggland's best.
 fanny: well for christ's sake why did you put them all in one basket?!
 redmonkey3: Doggo to the rescue!
 Dr Awkward: "That's the way the cookie crumbles!"
 Knice: The good times are ova.
 sparenamelaptopdied: A stitch in time gathers no shepherd's warning
Image 218305   11-30-17   Uploaded by    Spray Tan
 wolfpk: Hobbits gone wild!
 jazzjunkie: To be fair, that eye shadow would look bad on *anyone*
 Micro Jackson: Full moon tonite?
 redmonkey3: Dionysus looking GOOD!
 Dr Awkward: This is what I imagine a succubus would look like
 Niels Bohr: The bar is getting ready to close.
 sparenamelaptopdied: Not quite sure which way these are going
Image 218304   11-30-17   Uploaded by    Alaskan
 Mr Bleak: So, heads or ... a plane, some sort of gun sights and a odd looking coin sort of thing? Your call.
 fishsoup: Good coin check
 antipatterns: @Sadbot "#1 In Collateral Damage"
 Sadbot: @sumo "South American Social Democracy: Not On Our Watch"
Image 218303   11-30-17   Uploaded by    soccer
 Ulillillia: @cakefizzle It was "Dog Giveaway Night"
 Knice: Well, she is pretty cute...
Image 218302   11-30-17   Uploaded by    Mextreme Enchirito
 wolfpk: Garfield wasn't created until 1978 (or there abouts), so this total bs
 Not A Bot: When your friend says you can wait in the car 'cause they'll "be right back"
 Micro Jackson: Nuthin but feet
 sparenamelaptopdied: And some people don't believe in evolution...
Image 218301   11-30-17   Uploaded by    Morpen Lungus
 tib gubb: there's an option, if you don't want/can't afford a casket-dropping ceremony, that the coroner will have the body buried naked, and reuse the suit. poor people... amirite?
 jazzjunkie: Depending on what zombie mythos you use; this is true for a "Fido" situation, but not ones where only live people can be infected.
 Yurishiro: I'm going to be buried in rap clothes anyway, way more suited with zombie walk
 Dr Awkward: Wooo! Zombie Prom is going to be so much more rad than high school prom.
 Knice: @Emoji Awe yiss.
Image 218300   11-30-17   Uploaded by    horny horn
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