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253698  AFanOfSprite: When you set out to cause anarchy and chaos but instead make the world a better place.

253685  Yam: me rn

253687  Yam: whoa she shrink

253690  Knice: Um ... okay? *confusedly jams Uno deck up ass*

253687  Knice: Red Shirt Dude fucked the angle up. 6/10

253686  Knice: That'll teach her.

253507  Austin: For "2". Just like that velveeta and shells meal that I made for me and a... friend

253686  Sadbot: Not wrong, Seinfeld is just bougie It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. No comedy but class-conscious comedy

253689  Not A Bot: Joke accounts are a joke.

253677  Knice: In the right now, I will badvote this.

253680  Sadbot: It's a po' boy!

253680  Knice: The ol' spicy nip-nop

253682  Sadbot: Oh, hi @the snark

253682  Knice: wat

253669  grizzly: @Ironass ha!sick burn!

253633  Gomi Day: hauling ass with a bed full of casiotones

253678  Scoo: Classic Butthole

253679  Scoo: Slurp

253676  Yam: If you go home with someone, and they don't have bricks, don't fuck em!

253673  Spazstatic: Beauty of UAE

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4. Dr Awkward
5. Side Boob
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253470 DrinkMixMan: Can we stop doing this?

253388 Bill Rye: @Nope maybe that's what's causing the anxiety

253386 Ironass: Do you think he likes skulls?

253431 redmonkey3: @Bluetocracy - i does; naughty monkey

253494 Robespierre: Sorry, Billy Bob, but I'm expensive this weekend.

253636 smusher: Three men and no baby

253571 dangerkeith3000: Trump of North Korea

253412 Bluetocracy: I need a can (case) of this at work.

253407 Bluetocracy: The murder scene is horrible. There is frosting and sprinkles everywhere!

253446 SurfNTurf: @dangerkeith3000 huh?...



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skittles uploaded 253266 (934 points)
Salvador Molly uploaded 253209 (912 points)
waaaaaat uploaded 253264 (881 points)
Side Boob uploaded 253245 (876 points)
nightmarez uploaded 253332 (873 points)
mrmrmr uploaded 253263 (847 points)
Micro Jackson uploaded 253625 (847 points)
WetWilly uploaded 253522 (841 points)
dangerkeith3000 uploaded 253402 (835 points)
Pingu IRL uploaded 253303 (819 points)


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 2. Side Boob: 5530 points
 3. dangerkeith3000: 3232 points
 4. WannaBee: 2392 points
 5. Back Door Dan: 2240 points
 6. Warrax: 2126 points
 7. tears as lube: 2065 points
 8. cannabis: 1924 points
 9. Pingu IRL: 1914 points
10. burritos: 1837 points
11. tess: 1827 points
12. Jonananathan: 1820 points
13. phil: 1726 points
14. Bitcoin Burglar: 1700 points
15. E. HONDA: 1656 points
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Score:
878
 
 zrj235: HE IS ALREADY HERE
 Jabberwikket: Instructions unclear, rounded up all the neighborhood cats & we are marathoning Mad Max in the media room. (I really liked yours @PenguinBartender, but I couldn't resist. Because reasons)
 Jabberwikket: Max occupancy is zero
 ASTER: Let him!!!!!
 Lemonator: Aw! How else is Max supposed to get an education?
 Peach: Libraries are for everyone
 wolfpk: Hay kitty, is your name Max? Your not Max your Meow? Ok, come on in.
 PenguinBartender: Instructions unclear, Max and I reading quietly together.
 VoR: I've registered a card for max. Now we're cool.
 Prostata: cats are nice
 Christina: Max is nice, Max has good looks, but Max cannot pee on our books.
Image 218244   11-30-17   Uploaded by    Ulillillia
Score:
419
 
 Otterman: Excuse me sir, but blaaaaarrrg
 Off Topic: The eyes really let me know that a lot of people have made out with it.
Image 218243   11-30-17   Uploaded by    cran vodka
Score:
307
 
 bug: Divorce pending.
 a robot: @Prostata Before you throw it away, I'll eat the broccoli and little tomatoes. The rest can go in the trash though.
 pig 3: @Side Boob Because "They" are always watching...*X-files theme song*
 Prostata: nobody wants a veg tray. these things go into the trash uneaten after every office party but every office party seems to have one
 VoR: You're a doughnut
 Side Boob: This person deserves to be beaten with a pool noodle until they are slightly annoyed!
Image 218242   11-30-17   Uploaded by    crunchymush
Score:
206
 
 Air Biscuit: Slow motion "woooooaaahhhh"
Image 218241   11-30-17   Uploaded by    parrotsnest
Score:
202
 
 In The Pocket: Testicle, festival, wallet, and watch
 Not A Bot: Ah yes, public humiliation will do the trick.
 a robot: Just one?
 Peach: [under construction while I think of a funnier comment]
 Ulillillia: But whack off first
 VoR: Aw nuts Jesus, I'm busy that sunday, and every sunday after...
Image 218240   11-30-17   Uploaded by    togboat
Score:
546
 
 Otterman: @Shay He's having a ball with Jesus
 sirgallium: awww it's just a couple little fluffers!
 Air Biscuit: Is it possible that all quadrupeds like belly rubs?
 Shay: Must be getting ready for the Texas Testicle Festival.
 Wort Mumpus: *cuteness implosion 99% complete*
Image 218239   11-30-17   Uploaded by    hot hot dog
Score:
539
 
 DrinkMixMan: This will be me one day
 Greifer: when he bought this he was a youngster
 Christina: He is proud of his granpa box.
 Prostata: the "genius bar" is about to have a melt-down
 Mr. Shine: "Why won't you fix my computer for free?! This is an Apple Store, why won't you stand by your product?! I demand to speak to Mr. Jobs or Mr. Wozniak! I know my rights!"
 Side Boob: "Bring your computer" they said!
Image 218238   11-30-17   Uploaded by    zoe
Score:
137
 
 Annoying Vegan : Perspective is a good thing to learn how to draw.
 VoR: Dot matrix was slow.
Image 218237   11-30-17   Uploaded by    Mentos Pormer
Score:
276
 
 PenguinBartender: @WaffleIron Have all the +s
 WaffleIron: @Uncle Phil : tax cuts.
 Uncle Phil: What is the baby bidding on?
Image 218236   11-30-17   Uploaded by    butt poop
Score:
442
 
 Quackzy: More professional than most employees at my current job
 dobbiesdoogs: resignosaurus rex
 VoR: Noted for future use.
 kate2point0: Is this written on the back of a receipt?
 thecraftywolf: nice drawing better be getting a job as an artist
Image 218235   11-30-17   Uploaded by    jimbiscuit
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