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272762  BavidDowie: Always.

272756  a robot: @Knice The higher-ups with the big salaries and "great" ideas for the company probably never even give a single thought to how things get cleaned or what the after-hours staff even does. You bet they'd notice if the support staff ever suddenly stopped doing it though...

272713  Eleftheros: and don't search again or i will taunt you a sescond time!

272760  dobbiesdoogs: i'm not falling for that belly rub trap........yes i am

272761  dobbiesdoogs: kids are dicks

272731  dobbiesdoogs: watch where you sit

272734  dobbiesdoogs: holy shit, regular!

272740  dobbiesdoogs: that's why you shouldn't be friends with granos

272744  dobbiesdoogs: ali wong is fantastic

272725  jochenau: @hajjpodge I'm pretty sure most teams have few players actually from the place the team is in, vs. the olympics where most of the athletes are actually from that country

272754  dobbiesdoogs: weed for scale

272765  Knice: A picture of a clipped-out newspaper column, with a caption redundant to the title. The only thing missing is the aol.com e-mail string of FWDs.

272733  Air Biscuit: I feel threatened.

272738  Air Biscuit: Car washes are nice.

272768  topcity: Photoshop.

272739  Air Biscuit: "Cats love it!"

272749  Air Biscuit: Sir, are you aware that your hair looks like macaroni?

272754  Air Biscuit: Huh huh huh.... refering...

272756  Knice: Pt 2: Always good for a sensible chuckle among the big, important types. Upon hearing this, I offered the opinion that before leaving a mess that was supposed to remain in-place, maybe they should have informed those whose duty it was to remove messes. That would be excellent, would it not? My input wasn't warmly received, and I spent the rest of the week honing my silence game.

272738  Not A Bot: What's my porpoise in life?

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272539 Kaviri: Firepower.

272659 Greifer: Looks like roadkill

272540 Science: @a sedated moose: Yep. And apparently it's now all factory farming where the civets are horribly mistreated.

272379 tib gubb: i have to go fishing now, for reasons

272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

272681 Bluetocracy: This is the live action version of an anime that already exists, right?

272475 Uncle Phil: I guess a steak is a salad too. Cows are made of plants.

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

272504 Shay: John Lee Hooker always sweat bullets wherever he was.

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Score:
878
 
 zrj235: HE IS ALREADY HERE
 Jabberwikket: Instructions unclear, rounded up all the neighborhood cats & we are marathoning Mad Max in the media room. (I really liked yours @PenguinBartender, but I couldn't resist. Because reasons)
 Jabberwikket: Max occupancy is zero
 ASTER: Let him!!!!!
 Lemonator: Aw! How else is Max supposed to get an education?
 Peach: Libraries are for everyone
 wolfpk: Hay kitty, is your name Max? Your not Max your Meow? Ok, come on in.
 PenguinBartender: Instructions unclear, Max and I reading quietly together.
 skylark: I've registered a card for max. Now we're cool.
 Prostata: cats are nice
 Christina: Max is nice, Max has good looks, but Max cannot pee on our books.
Image 218244   11-30-17   Uploaded by    Ulillillia
Score:
419
 
 Otterman: Excuse me sir, but blaaaaarrrg
 Off Topic: The eyes really let me know that a lot of people have made out with it.
Image 218243   11-30-17   Uploaded by    cran vodka
Score:
307
 
 bug: Divorce pending.
 a robot: @Prostata Before you throw it away, I'll eat the broccoli and little tomatoes. The rest can go in the trash though.
 pig 3: @Side Boob Because "They" are always watching...*X-files theme song*
 Prostata: nobody wants a veg tray. these things go into the trash uneaten after every office party but every office party seems to have one
 Sharkface: You're a doughnut
 Side Boob: This person deserves to be beaten with a pool noodle until they are slightly annoyed!
Image 218242   11-30-17   Uploaded by    crunchymush
Score:
206
 
 Air Biscuit: Slow motion "woooooaaahhhh"
Image 218241   11-30-17   Uploaded by    parrotsnest
Score:
202
 
 In The Pocket: Testicle, festival, wallet, and watch
 Not A Bot: Ah yes, public humiliation will do the trick.
 a robot: Just one?
 Peach: [under construction while I think of a funnier comment]
 Ulillillia: But whack off first
 togboat: Aw nuts Jesus, I'm busy that sunday, and every sunday after...
Image 218240   11-30-17   Uploaded by    togboat
Score:
546
 
 Otterman: @Shay He's having a ball with Jesus
 sirgallium: awww it's just a couple little fluffers!
 Air Biscuit: Is it possible that all quadrupeds like belly rubs?
 Shay: Must be getting ready for the Texas Testicle Festival.
 Wort Mumpus: *cuteness implosion 99% complete*
Image 218239   11-30-17   Uploaded by    hot hot dog
Score:
539
 
 DrinkMixMan: This will be me one day
 Greifer: when he bought this he was a youngster
 Christina: He is proud of his granpa box.
 Prostata: the "genius bar" is about to have a melt-down
 Mr. Shine: "Why won't you fix my computer for free?! This is an Apple Store, why won't you stand by your product?! I demand to speak to Mr. Jobs or Mr. Wozniak! I know my rights!"
 Side Boob: "Bring your computer" they said!
Image 218238   11-30-17   Uploaded by    zoe
Score:
137
 
 Annoying Vegan : Perspective is a good thing to learn how to draw.
 Jolly Well: Dot matrix was slow.
Image 218237   11-30-17   Uploaded by    Mentos Pormer
Score:
276
 
 PenguinBartender: @WaffleIron Have all the +s
 WaffleIron: @Uncle Phil : tax cuts.
 Uncle Phil: What is the baby bidding on?
Image 218236   11-30-17   Uploaded by    butt poop
Score:
442
 
 Quackzy: More professional than most employees at my current job
 dobbiesdoogs: resignosaurus rex
 maura: Noted for future use.
 kate2point0: Is this written on the back of a receipt?
 sundragon: nice drawing better be getting a job as an artist
Image 218235   11-30-17   Uploaded by    jimbiscuit
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