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272802  Butcherboy: Le canard bleu!

272683  Science: @White Rice: It's not preservatives. It's because the patty is so thin that it desiccates before it gets the chance to rot and mold. Your bio teacher was promoting bad science.

272798  Dr Awkward: This dog is shady AF.

272799  Dr Awkward: Do you think like an individual or as part of a community?

272697  Science: @Bluetocracy: Come back in 5-10 years

272795  GoodSir: Melee Wrestling, Flyweight Division, off to a cool start.

272743  Science: @aristocat: Our systems sits on a Windows XP box that everyone is terrified of touching. If it goes down, it's going to be a dark day...

272757  Korrok: Korrok approves....

272769  Eleftheros: @KingTrebek old testament was kinda incestuous anyway

272770  Science: @Side Boob: I guess you don't have to shovel then?

272771  Science: Ladies and gentlemen - Lex Luthor!

272783  Off Topic: My speed is... What?

272729  Mr Bleak: @a robot Looks like Mark shit.

272730  Mr Bleak: I assume it's a speed controller, like hanging a carrot in front of a donkey?

272805  Pront Remp: and yet, people click

272735  Mr Bleak: What the heck are you feeding that cat? Because if I'm honest, it looks like a gold plated turd.

272792  Side Boob: Charlie is a very good boy!

272790  Not A Bot: and you've probably just seen shit anyway so....

272737  grizzly: Jerking off is my passion

272758  Littlecraftywolf: michelle is that you?!

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272659 Greifer: Looks like roadkill

272539 Kaviri: Firepower.

272663 SuedeOxford: What are these, allergies for ants?

272683 Science: @White Rice: It's not preservatives. It's because the patty is so thin that it desiccates before it gets the chance to rot and mold. Your bio teacher was promoting bad science.

272425 Nope: @lecj07 thank you for your service

272681 glowstick: @lecj07 agree

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

272554 Kaviri: It's your old pal. Ricky Rat!

272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

272540 Science: @a sedated moose: Yep. And apparently it's now all factory farming where the civets are horribly mistreated.



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 6. grizzly: 2736 points
 7. NoOneImportant: 2385 points
 8. E. HONDA: 2328 points
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10. westerner: 1738 points
11. Snow Plow: 1647 points
12. 99.9 Percent: 1639 points
13. confession: 1593 points
14. superfudge: 1520 points
15. Surprising: 1443 points
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Score:
535
 
 Dr. Bathroom: We stab the competition!
 Bacon Train: I always liked Brutus better in green.
 fishsoup: I always assumed this was who killed orange Julius.
 DrinkMixMan: Right next door to Little Augustus' Pizza
 Dr Awkward: Brutal.
 Hyphae: Orange you glad I didn't stab you in the back?
 Ulillillia: Et tu?
Image 217939   11-28-17   Uploaded by    Shorts Leng
Score:
152
 
 Teechur: @WTF Which is followed with a gloating, "How many times do I have to tell you....?"
 jazzjunkie: This kills the Myspace page.
 WTF: @Teechur Which is always followed by "My browser keeps crashing. I think I need a new computer."
 Teechur: This reminds me of my Dad's browser toolbar.
Image 217938   11-28-17   Uploaded by    jem
Image 217937 is unbelievably bad (score -38) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Supermansbrother. Boo, Supermansbrother.
Score:
219
 
 a robot: @Shay *Brighton Beach
 Shay: Coney Island taxis.
 Dr Awkward: No, not my regular, thong. My cash thong.
 ratwa: ...if they find this then they already have my cash
Image 217936   11-28-17   Uploaded by    bag o bones
Score:
567
 
 Teechur: @Ulillillia That's not a pidgin, silly! It's a land manatee.
 well duh: I CAN HAS FISHY IN MAH BUCKETZ LOL DERP.
 Ulillillia: Yay, no text in Pidgin English informing me that he has a bucket.
Image 217935   11-28-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
251
 
 obboma: @Dr Awkward cool. I mean. Rad
 Dr Awkward: @VoR mezcal is a smokey agave-based distillate, which doesn't quite rhyme with pixels. You mentioned turning to drink and this is a highly pixelated image. Uh, so it's funny-ish?
 MabelSyrup: @Dr Awkward I have no idea what you're saying to me - is this a youth thing?
 Dr Awkward: @VoR Drink some mezcals to improve you pixels?
 Prumbo: Forget those weelies. Turn to drink.
Image 217934   11-28-17   Uploaded by    Jolly Well
Score:
267
 
 manlyman: Q?
 lebron: Looks like Nappy here could use a little defragmentation.
 charlemagne: the french republic strikes back
 redrex: Meh..
 Korrok: Korrok approves...
Image 217933   11-28-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
388
 
 Hosebag: He clearly doesn't give a hoot.
 Teechur: Do you like your eyes? Because I'm about to like your eyes.
 fisto: You don't say...
Image 217932   11-28-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
117
 
 jazzjunkie: Remember: driving on snow, the gas pedal and handbrake are your best friends.
 Shay: TAKE THE WHEEL JESUS
 Fullhouse: @reply Give it some welly son!
Image 217931   11-28-17   Uploaded by    eevee
Score:
181
 
 Mr Bleak: Plane strike prevention system?
 Science: Always, always, always ascending
 jazzjunkie: If videogames have taught me anything, it's that I will get a speed boost if I try to run up that wall.
 Shay: Suicide jumpers will surely be disappointed when they float/bounce right back up.
 Jack Daniels: The only way is up...oh
Image 217930   11-28-17   Uploaded by    eradicator
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