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257763  Felicity: I once let my cat write a column for my zine by letting him walk across the keyboard and using whatever he typed. It looked a lot like what @bug said

257819  ignatz: @boozer He's a nice kid, but he's all thumbs. Also how bout Englebert Thumbperdinck..

257766  Felicity: That pangolin needs to be more precise

257820  Solemn: OO

257815  Solemn: In case it escaped notice, he's wearing a button of himself on his jacket.

257817  bug: Do you have one that says 'Sorry, not sorry?'

257824  KnowLifer: flock

257824  KnowLifer: glock

257824  KnowLifer: elock

257824  KnowLifer: dlock

257819  Amy Housewine: @boozer Thumberto Eco.

257814  Minnesotan: batting helmets are unnecessary technology of the english

257815  Minnesotan: this dude's a questgiver or sells rare items or some shit, gonna go talk to him

257816  sparename: "They're not even empties - looks like the chicks have a party planned.."

257812  bug: @dangerkeith3000 It's a banana.

257815  Dr Awkward: There is a world beard and mustache competition, and I wonder if this is from that.

257815  bug: Dr. Octopus.

257828  withak: Straight Outta Cabinet - KWA. Toothless Records. 2018

257814  dangerkeith3000: Shuck on thish, Trebek!

257815  dangerkeith3000: Hipster Level: 1,000,000

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257555 Shay: Today's weirdo item.

257626 smusher: We all do the dew down here. You'll do the dew too.

257686 tib gubb: heck yes

257545 VeeKay: Hole in the road huh? Get an officer out to look into it.

257595 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 It's got a good beat and I can dance to it. I'll give it an 8.

257634 barfolomew: "Name us after friends and we will swallow their souls!"

257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!

257558 Robespierre: Shit seen

257724 addend: Is this Kansas City, Kansas, or Kansas City, Missouri? Asking for a friend.

257787 jazzjunkie: Wha tanaw fulbr aille t ran slat



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mark64 uploaded 257409 (852 points)
watwatwat uploaded 257616 (836 points)
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 7. Scoo: 2348 points
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10. Side Boob: 1898 points
11. WannaBee: 1830 points
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Score:
445
 
 Mr Bleak: @buds420 Wouldn't they promote Arctic Melting rather too much?
 savvoy: The truth behind polar melting
 BlarfyB: Now we need a sun bear that has frost breath!
 sparename: A bit chili, there
Image 217708   11-27-17   Uploaded by    a spider plan
Score:
209
 
 a robot: New Ghostbusters re-reboot looking corporately-funded
 2Berries: Welcome to the no-fly list
 VeeKay: *Wipes away a patriotic tear, salutes Ole Glory shakily* Bellows "Land of the freeee and home of tha brave".
Image 217707   11-27-17   Uploaded by    pewdiepie
Score:
341
 
 Big Baby: dum dum dum dum dududumdum
 addend: Don't let that kid get spoiled - Put her back in the icebox.
 Ulillillia: Cooler cooler child
 Derp Herpigan: [UNDER PRESSURE INTENSIFIES]
Image 217706   11-27-17   Uploaded by    jimbiscuit
Score:
166
 
 apoxia: In New Zealand you'd be hard pressed to find wine without a screwtop.
 gulpeg: @mammal883 Don't screw a wine because ... oh, never mind.
 mammal883: Don't avoid a wine because it has a screw top. There are inherently more spoilage problems with a corked bottle.
 addend: Not boxed, but has a screw top. Good enough for me.
Image 217705   11-27-17   Uploaded by    tacticaljay
Score:
616
 
 Quackzy: It's an extremely exhausting slide
 Korrok: Neat...
 ignatz: Liquid Doggos
 apoxia: Ruining it for everyone else.
 jazzjunkie: Hour three: forward progress continues to slacken. Down from 45cm per minute to 3cm per minute.
 sparename: Dogs Slid...
Image 217704   11-27-17   Uploaded by    dragon horn
Score:
221
 
 Amy Housewine: Draw eyes on the upper bun and it almost looks like a pig's face.
 VeeKay: 'Bacon' 'burger'.
 Mad Collager: Your Cairn Terrier looks just like a sausage and bacon sandwich.
Image 217703   11-27-17   Uploaded by    hot hot dog
Score:
252
 
 Fiveninety: green but my bulb is burned out
 sandwiches: I'm yellow, but not far off green.
 petepuma: Yield sign
 Amy Housewine: Bumblebee.
 BlarfyB: Flashing red.
 addend: Blinking amber.
 Derp Herpigan: Yellow left turn
 Uncle Phil: I'm purple.
Image 217702   11-27-17   Uploaded by    jeffrey
Score:
349
 
 agentpaint: @dangerkeith3000 - pulling your nachos has a time and a place. But it isn't now or here.
 ignatz: Hey Bonzo: Get your coat, you've pulled!
 Jennysaurus: I hate when I pull a boner.
 tib gubb: truly the joke that keeps on giving
Image 217701   11-27-17   Uploaded by    Donut
Score:
214
 
 petepuma: PIZZA THE HAT!
 Amy Housewine: The film's producers insisted that the custard-pie-in-the-face gag had to be updated for modern tastes.
 berlin: Tre chic
 sparename: "Who threw that?"
 Not A Bot: the cat is all like "Dude, WTF?"
 WTF: "My date last night was such a perv! He wouldn't make eye contact and kept drooling. I had to say on multiple occasions 'My eyes are down HERE!'. Why do I always get the weirdos?"
 Knice: In Soviet Russia, pizza tops YOU!
Image 217700   11-27-17   Uploaded by    Ihminen
Score:
392
 
 pusha p: @Knice Also dully impressed
 Sadbot: It's easy to make fun of Americans and Guy...because we and him make it easy.
 VeeKay: He lives in Flavortown
 WTF: To be fair, 80% of Americans are fat and eat like that.
 Knice: They look duly impressed.
Image 217699   11-27-17   Uploaded by    prius
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