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233184  Mr Bleak: Cows and swings. Not a good combination.

233203  Mr Bleak: Provided consent is involved, fine - I'm up for it. But a better chat up line might help your chances. And dinner. Just sayin'

234180  addend: "What? You don't wash your food clean?"

233218  Mr Bleak: Did you pack your bags yourself Mr White?

233222  Mr Bleak: @redmonkey3 Fine. But ... they don't disintegrate like TP is designed to do, so they clog your plumbing. And if you haven't had the job of fixing a ten foot deep manhole full of effluent you soon will! Took me three hot showers to get the smell out of my nose ...

234198  Amy Housewine: @ping Fairly good username/comment synergy.

234179  addend: @a robot (Takes tray into bathtub.)

233235  Mr Bleak: Slodging for nuns.

233237  Mr Bleak: So ... I stick my fingers down my throat 6 times over a tile floor, and I get a BJ? OK, I can do that.

234201  Amy Housewine: I sent my bofktler for tea.

234138  Volwen: So is a calzone a ravioli?

233242  Mr Bleak: Having killed the cameraman, the drop bears take over the documentary.

234186  addend: kimjongunicycles

234148  Volwen: Carpet doesn't match the drapes? Get a rug!

234152  Volwen: @Mr. Whiskers Technically could be both

234158  Volwen: Now you just need a tattoo of a shirt and there is nowhere you can't go.

234165  Volwen: Explain THIS flat earthers

234188  addend: (Steals sign. Returns it later on with a proper frame.)

234193  addend: Ugh, ketchup.

234194  addend: Bert & Ernie.

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2. redmonkey3
3. Felicity
4. Peter Pantsless
5. dangerkeith3000
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9. Scoo
10. glenalec



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233960 Dr Awkward: Pizza hat

234099 Prostata: really?

234065 Entertainmentalist: Odds are very good that each thing on the list is there because someone tried it.

234036 Slerzy: Something something meat curtains

233978 Austin: Austinnnnn

234111 raditzu: this must smell awesome

234070 Demon Universe: Eh, close enough. *starts to eat breakfast*

234010 Felicity: OYTO?

234083 Robespierre: Don't have nuffin to do wif the weather, @Coolguy

234026 FatTigerWoods: Bout to cure this autism right quick



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 3. Peter Pantsless: 6076 points
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 5. Annoying Vegan : 3012 points
 6. Not A Bot: 2969 points
 7. Side Boob: 2630 points
 8. Ulillillia: 2459 points
 9. dangerkeith3000: 2253 points
10. Shay: 2219 points
11. DrinkMixMan: 2180 points
12. Scoo: 2035 points
13. falling: 2033 points
14. Micro Jackson: 1864 points
15. wolfpupy: 1830 points
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 wolfpk: And happy
 Gomi Day: morbidly obese pets make me real sad. :(
Image 217498   11-26-17   Uploaded by    Jak
Score:
315
 
 alex: @Robespierre looool
 Robespierre: What planet is this, anyway?
 Hosebag: Hey P & M, there's this strange fellow on the sofa, munchie-wunching lomtiks of toast.
 Mr. Whiskers: Pee-Wees Adult House
 sparenamelaptopdied: "Here Today! The World of Yesterday's Tomorrows!"
Image 217497   11-26-17   Uploaded by    fakeplastic
Score:
426
 
 Shay: Must be from Memphis where they don't serve coffee, but only Coca-Cola.
 Air Biscuit: What ever happened to "take a heck, leave a heck"?
Image 217496   11-26-17   Uploaded by    Watch Out
Score:
232
 
 Ulillillia: Plot twist: Mike and Steve got married.
 Dr. Bathroom: Mike and Steve, you lucky dogs.
Image 217495   11-26-17   Uploaded by    Religion X
Score:
278
 
 Yam: The Thing on the Doorstep, by HP Lovecraft.
 mrd0t: This is what really happens after you see pancake art on youtube and pinterest and think "I can do that".
Image 217494   11-26-17   Uploaded by    not i spy
Score:
227
 
 Donut: They don't dance. They just stand there and look back at the audience menacingly for fifteen minutes and then walk off.
 mrd0t: Tryin to go out like Gaddafi.
 Aufziehvogel: He's from my hometown.
 copunter: ok, I admit it's a bit gender-insensitive. And the body image thing. But it felt like comedy gold. I'll badvote it in shame, and I'll understand if you do too.
 copunter: *criminal charges ABROAD. ahem
 copunter: facing opposition and criminal charges, kim dotcom turns to the rogue state of thikchikistan for one final con
Image 217493   11-26-17   Uploaded by    aoaoaoao
Score:
218
 
 glenalec: It is one of those educational dolls that scare teenagers into not getting pregnant.
 Robespierre: Cue the Mucinex.
 antipatterns: same
 Otterman: Start the reactor...
Image 217492   11-26-17   Uploaded by    doindabs
Score:
176
 
 Not A Bot: It was just one juice box; I'm ok to drive
 WotGives: The internet has no tact. Quelle surprise.
Image 217491   11-26-17   Uploaded by    MC Delta T
Score:
420
 
 Felicity: Come here, go away, come here go away, didnt you kill my brother?
Image 217490   11-26-17   Uploaded by    dingding
Score:
412
 
 Not A Bot: This explains why we haven't seen much new material from Drew Toothpaste lately
 Amy Housewine: Christmas greetings from @Luxuslurch
Image 217489   11-26-17   Uploaded by    99.9 Percent
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