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234176  Darmstadtium: In Soviet Russia, fish catches you!

233184  Mr Bleak: Cows and swings. Not a good combination.

233203  Mr Bleak: Provided consent is involved, fine - I'm up for it. But a better chat up line might help your chances. And dinner. Just sayin'

234180  addend: "What? You don't wash your food clean?"

233218  Mr Bleak: Did you pack your bags yourself Mr White?

233222  Mr Bleak: @redmonkey3 Fine. But ... they don't disintegrate like TP is designed to do, so they clog your plumbing. And if you haven't had the job of fixing a ten foot deep manhole full of effluent you soon will! Took me three hot showers to get the smell out of my nose ...

234198  Amy Housewine: @ping Fairly good username/comment synergy.

234179  addend: @a robot (Takes tray into bathtub.)

233235  Mr Bleak: Slodging for nuns.

233237  Mr Bleak: So ... I stick my fingers down my throat 6 times over a tile floor, and I get a BJ? OK, I can do that.

234201  Amy Housewine: I sent my bofktler for tea.

234138  Volwen: So is a calzone a ravioli?

233242  Mr Bleak: Having killed the cameraman, the drop bears take over the documentary.

234186  addend: kimjongunicycles

234148  Volwen: Carpet doesn't match the drapes? Get a rug!

234152  Volwen: @Mr. Whiskers Technically could be both

234158  Volwen: Now you just need a tattoo of a shirt and there is nowhere you can't go.

234165  Volwen: Explain THIS flat earthers

234188  addend: (Steals sign. Returns it later on with a proper frame.)

234193  addend: Ugh, ketchup.

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234099 Prostata: really?

233978 Austin: Austinnnnn

234036 Slerzy: Something something meat curtains

234026 FatTigerWoods: Bout to cure this autism right quick

234083 Robespierre: Don't have nuffin to do wif the weather, @Coolguy

234065 Entertainmentalist: Odds are very good that each thing on the list is there because someone tried it.

234111 raditzu: this must smell awesome

234010 Felicity: OYTO?

233960 Dr Awkward: Pizza hat

234027 Felicity: And Elon Musk wants to park there



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 2. Yurishiro: 7991 points
 3. Peter Pantsless: 6076 points
 4. barfolomew: 3982 points
 5. Annoying Vegan : 3012 points
 6. Not A Bot: 2969 points
 7. Side Boob: 2630 points
 8. Ulillillia: 2459 points
 9. dangerkeith3000: 2253 points
10. Shay: 2219 points
11. DrinkMixMan: 2180 points
12. Scoo: 2035 points
13. falling: 2033 points
14. Micro Jackson: 1864 points
15. wolfpupy: 1830 points
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 apoxia: Birds are dinosaurs.
 Greek Fire: You can buy one now at your local petstore!
 Air Biscuit: Or a dinosaur will get you.
 Warrax: If history repeats itself, I'm getting the plague.
Image 217448   11-25-17   Uploaded by    Mustyrats
Score:
337
 
 Catcat: Blackface Bus.
Image 217447   11-25-17   Uploaded by    windows96
Score:
246
 
 Felicity: The Hamburger Helper oven mitt makes a break for it
Image 217446   11-25-17   Uploaded by    zip file
Score:
116
 
 Catcat: Switzerland, known palm country.
Image 217445   11-25-17   Uploaded by    professional
Score:
744
 
 Ulillillia: I'm just so glad when she finds enjoyment in anything.
 a robot: I LIKE DESERTHORN
 Catcat: Better drawn than any six year old. In fact, they should stop letting kids draw shitty visitor stuff and just let adults do it.
 BlarfyB: Funhorn.
 Not A Bot: might want to get that black spot on your neck checked
Image 217444   11-25-17   Uploaded by    Ulillillia
Score:
205
 
 Robespierre: It's Silly To Not Choose Phali.
 Catcat: Truth in advertising.
 addend: Failaderpia roll.
 Ulillillia: Ermagherd
Image 217443   11-25-17   Uploaded by    trucker
Score:
379
 
 Entertainmentalist: Even better than a Chinese knock-off, it's a Cards Against Humanity promotion of some sort.
 Hosebag: Thanks china!
 copunter: it's the edible version of goin' hog-wild on a killer wave of onions and cream
 apoxia: mmmm, onions and cream.
 Catcat: Once you pop... that's great!
 bug: Manbearpig is an odd spokesperson choice.
 Ulillillia: Guess who's back
Image 217442   11-25-17   Uploaded by    Peach
Score:
548
 
 BlarfyB: @cArdent As well as having no mass!
 cArdent: @BlarfyB Is it frictionless too?
 BlarfyB: Consider a spherical corg.
Image 217441   11-25-17   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
366
 
 ThatGuy: NO!!! MY RETIREMENT GREASE!
 Ulillillia: Oh big money
Image 217440   11-25-17   Uploaded by    Extreme Locorito
Score:
186
 
 Mr Bleak: @ThatGuy Yeah - but white goes first, and he's got no pieces.
 BavidDowie: My chances for advancement in my company
 ThatGuy: "Tell us what you thought of this" "Shit, I can't move anywhere!"
Image 217439   11-25-17   Uploaded by    White Male
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