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268885  Mr Bleak: Mistakes were made; lessons have been learned.

268897  Mr Bleak: @kimjongun Ooh! Art of Turkey bean.

268917  Mr Bleak: I hadn't realised that catching turds was the idea. You live and learn.

268941  charlemagne: sure, if you dip in acrylic paint and thrust your torso at the canvas. takes practice to keep in between the lines though

268905  VoR: @dangerkeith3000 4 points confirms it's not

268911  VoR: In water. More. More. More.

268914  VoR: Best offer takes it is the best offer I've had.

268938  WTF: Babby bin

268917  VoR: It's a rod . Not a club.

268925  VoR: She has a nice smile

268950  ITS TAPE: Who lives on an island called A-a-amity?!?

268934  Mr. Butt: I love Jimmy Eat World!

268937  Mr. Butt: I'm the video game boy! I'm the one who wins!

268931  VoR: Oh nice pearls

268933  VoR: And his hat is glued on?

268922  FabricMan: "I have done something horrible" means "I cheated on you"

268937  VoR: Take your bobble heads out the box and let them bobble!

268935  FabricMan: @bug That WOULD be a miracle

268938  VoR: Raggy dolls

268937  El hefe: There's a glitch in the matrix

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7. addend
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9. Annoying Vegan
10. Side Boob



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268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268610 snipdawg: @WannaBee hug

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268597 Shay: Must be a huge William Blake fan.

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments



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Gallifrasian uploaded 268733 (850 points)
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VeeKay uploaded 268432 (773 points)
Zaxxoff uploaded 268481 (761 points)
Crim Tender uploaded 268647 (748 points)
DogsRGreat uploaded 268645 (744 points)
Shay uploaded 268444 (744 points)
ChubbyBuddy uploaded 268805 (735 points)
million laffs uploaded 268651 (724 points)
Relp uploaded 268554 (712 points)
zoe uploaded 268665 (708 points)
NotHuman uploaded 268863 (698 points)
Borm Pumpies uploaded 268567 (684 points)


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 3. Zaxxoff: 2670 points
 4. Shay: 2018 points
 5. VeeKay: 1797 points
 6. Murm Gungus: 1725 points
 7. CompletelyJoking: 1693 points
 8. Sydney: 1682 points
 9. ChubbyBuddy: 1598 points
10. beyardo: 1584 points
11. wolfskin: 1555 points
12. dangerkeith3000: 1543 points
13. poetrysucks: 1535 points
14. MrBoffo: 1517 points
15. blablabla: 1433 points
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Score:
316
 
 jazzjunkie: Return flight: #234895
 PenguinBartender: return flight: #217694
 iCEy: Apart from the turtlenecks, these people should be allowed to live their lives and pursue their happiness
 Flarmie: I also used to have a crush on Gadget. The main difference being I was 9.
 dobbiesdoogs: i've seen the goatse, the tubgirl, the blue waffle, but this...this is the most disgusting pic on the web
 a robot: I mean when I was a kid my siblings and the neighbor kids and I used to play "Rescue Rangers" and my sister and I would always argue over who got to be Gadget (since she was the only female character ((and I never got to be her)). But I never thought to join a Gadget-based cult, damn.
 Shay: Shelley Duvall is trying her best to ignore the atrocity that's going on around her.
Image 217370   11-25-17   Uploaded by    professorpig
Score:
364
 
 wolfpk: That is one bad egg!
 BlarfyB: Two girls one egg.
 meh: (withdrawn-dammit, that wasn't funny)
Image 217369   11-25-17   Uploaded by    Porm Munties
Score:
565
 
 NonRhetorical: Do not attempt to do your impression of Diana from /V/ for your cat
 Shay: @Nope If pirate metal and dogs are your thing, pick up the latest Alestorm album as the deluxe version has a CD that replaces the vocals with dog noises.
 Nope: No black metal cat duets?!
 Shay: *BZZZZZZZZ* Do not let Gaston from Beauty and the Beast train your cat.
Image 217368   11-25-17   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
608
 
 majorchamp: WTF
 Bohab: Anyone ever play silent Hill 4?
 addend: "Thanks, the pic looks great. You can keep the wig."
 hajjpodge: Hello darkness my old friend.
 VoR: Back face lives on your back.
 Shay: Ummm...*closes door*...I rather just shit in my pants then.
Image 217367   11-25-17   Uploaded by    eider
Score:
667
 
 Gomi Day: hello, old friend.
 Mexico: I like this lady.
 Shay: Don't fart in public places.
Image 217366   11-25-17   Uploaded by    Salvador Molly
Score:
290
 
 fanny: and it's not me i swear. i can't control the volume of farts.
 fanny: I have a teacher friend that lets out silent farts by students she doesn't like. then she blames it on the kids.
 Peach: It's better to let it out and bear the shame than hold it in and bear the pain.
 Spazstatic: I make it a goal to fart in elevators as I'm leaving them.
 tib gubb: ohhh.... *don't* fart in public places.
 prospector: Or at least, not indoors, or where people are. Out in the wilderness, go nuts
Image 217365   11-25-17   Uploaded by    karpeles
Score:
735
 
 hapi papi: Burning jet fuel might not be able to melt steel beams, but that stare sure could.
Image 217364   11-25-17   Uploaded by    KEKOEKEOEK
Image 217363 is unbelievably bad (score -6) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by ratwa. We'll pray for you, ratwa.
Score:
242
 
 Pegged Lamb: Mall rats at ten o'clock...
 VoR: If you were actually sorry you'd have a person carry me.
 manlyman: At least they didnt say convenience
 Butcherboy: That kid is back in the escalator again!
 NO JOKES: Even a bust clock is right twice a day..
Image 217362   11-25-17   Uploaded by    inthrees
Score:
342
 
 angry: The Internet ALWAYS knows what to do, right OR wrong.
 thebiglutovsky: I miss Ugly Americans...
 VoR: Keep calm and carry on. No one will notice.
Image 217361   11-25-17   Uploaded by    kate2point0
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