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268123  smusher: Grab yourself a Crusch

268251  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

268250  kate shutupton: I thought it was just that he brought in his dog as in his friend. Took me a whole two seconds to realize his name was Snoop Dogg.

268241  Sadbot: It's rabbit turds, bro

267420  Mr Bleak: Carfetti - the trucks are marking their territory.

268238  Dr Awkward: Your monkey looks sick

268229  Dr Awkward: Is this a real picture?!

268156  2Berries: Looks like you can swap heads

268243  a robot: No wait, it's "more like Sudo-WOOD-o, amirite!"

268243  a robot: Stupid sexy Diglett!

268236  a robot: Remove Vaseline from camera lens before taking photo please

268194  2Berries: If he don't, who will?

268203  2Berries: Just tried it with milk foe the first time #lifechanging

268242  Knice: Big doubt.

268243  Knice: I envy their free-time.

268244  Knice: hahah, yeah ... what?

268248  Wumph Morms: Mountains of panties need tall tires, yes.

268246  Knice: flerf

268247  Knice: Woah, black bars...

268222  mexican: You called?

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1. dangerkeith3000
2. MrBoffo
3. Side Boob
4. Felicity
5. Shay
6. Dr Awkward
7. Not A Bot
8. wolfpk
9. a robot
10. ignatz

The top ten most commented-on images today:

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"

267949 WannaBee: It's the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster! The head of the church has been dubbed the 'ministeroni'. They are legally recognized in New Zealand and can perform weddings.

267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

267988 Bluetocracy: What a RADiant city. All that old iron gives it so much character.

267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

268103 E. HONDA: username/upload...?

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Mord Tingies uploaded 267949 (847 points)
Side Boob uploaded 267940 (832 points)
NotHuman uploaded 267748 (832 points)
jadensmith uploaded 267753 (802 points)
daisy picker uploaded 267988 (792 points)
amputator uploaded 267936 (787 points)
depression uploaded 267930 (783 points)
dangerkeith3000 uploaded 268043 (763 points)
teletub uploaded 267780 (744 points)

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 3. E. HONDA: 3583 points
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 5. toad: 2416 points
 6. time is wastin: 2362 points
 7. Nope: 2022 points
 8. dangerkeith3000: 1804 points
 9. Stoner: 1708 points
10. withak: 1644 points
11. Gomi Day: 1570 points
12. greg: 1560 points
13. ChubbyBuddy: 1502 points
14. midgetcastle: 1494 points
15. Bacon Train: 1482 points
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 Spazstatic: Your heart used harden! It's super effective... For now.
Image 217148   11-24-17   Uploaded by    ethernet
 jazzjunkie: I'm going to start my OWN internet, with blackjack and hookers!
 Fancy Clown: Where's the button labelled "Do not know how to respond to question"?
 copunter: after this latest dismantled FCC concession, you're gonna need a plasma port to pay for all the corporate surveillance flying through that thing.
 Teechur: @Mr. Whiskers More importantly, how could this person have a 94% charge on his phone at almost 9:00 in the evening? What wizardry is this?!
 Mr. Whiskers: @DrinkMixMan I agree, but still...How was he able to ask the question? HOW COULD HE KNOW HOW?
 Knice: You have to charge it in the microwave first.
 DrinkMixMan: Well, that's how you learn, by asking questions
Image 217147   11-24-17   Uploaded by    NanananananananaCATMAN
 cenecia: Pictured: One Damn Fine Cup
 when so: The replicator's choice in mugs and glasses always made me wonder...
Image 217146   11-24-17   Uploaded by    Prefuse
Image 217145   11-24-17   Uploaded by    twitter
 Yam: Now you stay away from those puffin twins!
 apoxia: A baby puffin is called a puffling.
 Teechur: And all you other Fraterculas can stay the hell out, too.
Image 217144   11-24-17   Uploaded by    parrotsnest
 Fancy Clown: Or if it's loaded or unloaded? Yes, I've seen that movie too.
 copunter: that's silly. there are no trees
 FabricMan: Wrong joke. Minus five points
 Derp Herpigan: @sparenamelaptopdied I know right, how could anyone let their battery drain to 7 percent?
 sparenamelaptopdied: I find this hard to swallow
Image 217143   11-24-17   Uploaded by    9mm
 jazzjunkie: Three or four scissor jacks and skateboards ought to do the trick! Pro tip: bring an extra jack, to help get the skateboards positioned properly.
 VeeKay: Seen it done. Hand brake turn at the last minute. Forklift to get it out.
 Teechur: @NoRagrets Then why not just shrink the whole car and carry it around with you?
 Ulillillia: Like a glove
 raditzu: parking level hard
 NoRagrets: @Teechur pym particles
 Teechur: @9mm The problem is carrying the danged forklift around with you on your keyring.
 Derp Herpigan: AustinPowers.jpg
Image 217142   11-24-17   Uploaded by    Fantasy
 tib gubb: universal problem solving tool kit
 Yam: The Red Green collectors DVD bonus
 Fancy Clown: "Solve any problem!"
 Micro Jackson: The WD is for removing the sticky shit left behind by the tape
 raditzu: man's survival kit
 a sedated moose: @desertfox keep your stick on the ice.
Image 217141   11-24-17   Uploaded by    hot hot dog
 Micro Jackson: Fuck you Mike I am dead anyways
Image 217140   11-24-17   Uploaded by    Unstableton
 neutron: OW! MY BALLS!
 VeeKay: This is Dustin Henderson. They shock of this incident caused his cleidocranial dysplasia.
 Micro Jackson: You see, son, this is why we men have testicles
 Mr. Whiskers: Swing and a miss! (Referring to the sandals).
 White Rice: @WTF Barneys movie had heart, but football to the groin had a football to the groin!
 WTF: The hit sequel to "Man Getting Hit by Football"
 Mad Collager: Sorry kid, you only get to walk if you have four balls.
Image 217139   11-24-17   Uploaded by    99.9 Percent
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