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257782  bug: *Discordant pipe-organ plays in background*

257778  Felicity: @sodamachine Gee Your Fur Smells Terrific

257774  Yam: @Bagels The meat is a nice touch, though

257782  Felicity: Damienne

257766  Not A Bot: Modular cats stack easily for improved storage.

257724  addend: Is this Kansas City, Kansas, or Kansas City, Missouri? Asking for a friend.

257780  Mr. Shine: Do you have one of or Rewards Club cards?

257603  Sthenolaidas: We need a ?????? button. I'm confused.

257752  kazzy94: Probably closer now with all the debt and such

257759  lecj07: @SurfNTurf just another borkf in a wall.

257768  lecj07: @MC Delta T He spelled it in flaming letters on the pier.

257768  Mr. Shine: Congratulations to you both.

257724  Greifer: well hello there!

257770  Mr. Shine: *loud snoring*

257771  Mr. Shine: Attractive doggo.

257773  Mr. Shine: Fuzzy buddy

257776  Mr. Shine: @Otterman For real. Poor trigger discipline, for starters.

257772  ThoughtlessGentleman: inbred royalty

257781  Korrok: There's nothing about this I don't like...

257772  San DoDo: Don't tread on me

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257626 smusher: We all do the dew down here. You'll do the dew too.

257686 tib gubb: heck yes

257513 grandma: @Knice wow

257558 Robespierre: Shit seen

257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!

257595 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 It's got a good beat and I can dance to it. I'll give it an 8.

257545 VeeKay: Hole in the road huh? Get an officer out to look into it.

257634 barfolomew: "Name us after friends and we will swallow their souls!"

257724 addend: Is this Kansas City, Kansas, or Kansas City, Missouri? Asking for a friend.



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 Warrax: He's about to snort those people.
 charlemagne: special thanks to to giantico and tracy for putting this all together
 UnknownSample: Just photoshop me in. No one will notice.
Image 216863   11-22-17   Uploaded by    titular role
Score:
335
 
 illBilliam: Dark Side of the Brew
Image 216862   11-22-17   Uploaded by    Surprising
Score:
216
 
 square44: Day 6: the snowpeople still don't suspect a thing
 Wooden Spoon: Frost-King and/or Frigidaire The Snow Man
Image 216861   11-22-17   Uploaded by    Semaphore
Score:
189
 
 Not A Bot: Also, fun fact: there's enough E. coli in the normal human gut and rectum at all times to make that recent Chipotle scandal look like kid stuff, and it likes the urethra. Don't go sticking your wang up there without a hell of a lot of protection.
 Korrok: I am not impressed.
 Haute and sweaty: My dog tries to eat stuff like that without chewing it sometimes, then starts to choke. That said, I don't give her those any longer.
 Retromancer: Poison kills most stuff, actually. Thats kind of its job.
 Wooden Spoon: Did the dog eat the silicon packet? You know you're not supposed to. Seriously though I had a friend who lost a dog in 2005 from the Diamond Pet Foods contaminated dog food. Sad stuff.
Image 216860   11-22-17   Uploaded by    Drump Porbs
Score:
290
 
 raditzu: "Thank You for Your hard work and dedication for Your country"
 Warrax: @Winterneuro Maybe with that particular weapon, but I guarantee you this behavior has been going on since the first sharpened stick.
 Winterneuro: To be fair., these guys are probably the first to do this.
 illBilliam: Precursor to the baby boom generation.
 DrinkMixMan: I've heard of nutshells, but this is ridiculous!
 BlarfyB: Pull the trigger and he'll get a blowjob he will never forget!
 Retromancer: This is my recoilless rifle, this is my gun.
 SharkysMachine: "instructions unclear..."
Image 216859   11-22-17   Uploaded by    trumpet
Score:
538
 
 WTF: Heartse
Image 216858   11-22-17   Uploaded by    Admiral Alan
Score:
502
 
 kornisjon: Since the cat seems to enjoy this bed, I can only assume that it probably belongs to someone/thing else.
 addend: A landlubber, eh? You'll get used to it.
Image 216857   11-22-17   Uploaded by    i peed a lil
Score:
773
 
 BavidDowie: I don't remember this scene in Lion King
 copunter: dont. it freaks them out
Image 216856   11-22-17   Uploaded by    Porbo Mellus
Score:
620
 
 raditzu: we definitely should!
 hajjpodge: I thank alcohol every day.
 Wooden Spoon: @Not A Bot: see, now I figured this was a reference to the Simpsons Australia episode where Marge asks for coffee and the bartender keeps trying to give here beer, but with an Aggrogator twist. Then I read the name and have to assume this is just a random comment that happened to correspond. I think Not A Bot might be the spaceship's version of Cards Against Humanity.
 Not A Bot: ba-na-na - ap-ple
 NanananananananaCATMAN: Anime Burt Reynolds is right
 sparename: " # Thank f**k for ugly women, All the boilers, bags and trolls, Just so they could gerra shag they invented alcohol... # " - Macc Lads
 Mr. Butt: ...the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
 tib gubb: this guy gets it
Image 216855   11-22-17   Uploaded by    Oober
Score:
202
 
 square44: @charlemagne you probably shouldn't eat it just in case
 charlemagne: if they bake you a cake after, you're not quitting right
 Wooden Spoon: I got a cake like this for a coworker after seeing one here years ago. Laughs we're shared by all.
 addend: Bile icing, what a nice touch.
 Popsicle Dream: Eat it strategically so it reads WE FAIL YOU
 sparenamelaptopdied: I'm happy to be dead to most of the people I ever met
 tib gubb: thanks mom and dad!
Image 216854   11-22-17   Uploaded by    lizzz
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