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272615  Peter Pantsless: Holy shit, was that squirrel a vampire or something?

272608  DrinkMixMan: *Hank Hill "bwaaa" noise*

272609  DrinkMixMan: Happy Halloween!

272620  99.9 Percent: this is why I need feminism

272620  kittylitter: Way too much sugar.

272620  Taters: stop sexualization of coffee

272620  waffle iron: I like my women like I like my coffee: with a face.

272557  charlemagne: I get it

272619  a spider plan: Well now thats just silly to leave the rest of the raw chicken on the counter at room temperature.

272597  charlemagne: they never would never say that in the fifties

272445  potato: exactly @Knice

272604  addend: "I'm not racist - I'm colorblind."

272607  addend: "Giddyup!"

272455  Mr Bleak: Swicherino of movie posters.

272462  Mr Bleak: Fail: Not in Large Friendly Letters.

272536  a robot: Finding out you are a robot can be traumatizing, but you'll get used to it

272617  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

272565  a robot: @Annoying Vegan Yes!

272616  james: Good luck with the rabies.

272581  a robot: stop getting naked in front of your pets

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272295 DrinkMixMan: Thanks, these injured animals really brightened my day!

272504 Shay: John Lee Hooker always sweat bullets wherever he was.

272205 Mr Bleak: Anythings a building if you're ...

272539 Air Biscuit: A fine mustache.

272261 Mr Bleak: @Side Boob *Nobody* expects The Spanish Mikado!

272372 Side Boob: Always carry a spare.

272475 Uncle Phil: I guess a steak is a salad too. Cows are made of plants.

272245 Side Boob: Time to go to the ER, I guess.

272423 Sadpygmy: What at pain in the ass

272089 Mad Collager: @fanny You'll do fine! If you have any trouble, reply here and I'll trouble-shoot. I just hope I see the reply in time to do you good!



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 Warrax: He's about to snort those people.
 charlemagne: special thanks to to giantico and tracy for putting this all together
 UnknownSample: Just photoshop me in. No one will notice.
Image 216863   11-22-17   Uploaded by    titular role
Score:
335
 
 illBilliam: Dark Side of the Brew
Image 216862   11-22-17   Uploaded by    Surprising
Score:
216
 
 square44: Day 6: the snowpeople still don't suspect a thing
 Wooden Spoon: Frost-King and/or Frigidaire The Snow Man
Image 216861   11-22-17   Uploaded by    Semaphore
Score:
189
 
 Not A Bot: Also, fun fact: there's enough E. coli in the normal human gut and rectum at all times to make that recent Chipotle scandal look like kid stuff, and it likes the urethra. Don't go sticking your wang up there without a hell of a lot of protection.
 Korrok: I am not impressed.
 Haute and sweaty: My dog tries to eat stuff like that without chewing it sometimes, then starts to choke. That said, I don't give her those any longer.
 Retromancer: Poison kills most stuff, actually. Thats kind of its job.
 Wooden Spoon: Did the dog eat the silicon packet? You know you're not supposed to. Seriously though I had a friend who lost a dog in 2005 from the Diamond Pet Foods contaminated dog food. Sad stuff.
Image 216860   11-22-17   Uploaded by    Drump Porbs
Score:
290
 
 raditzu: "Thank You for Your hard work and dedication for Your country"
 Warrax: @Winterneuro Maybe with that particular weapon, but I guarantee you this behavior has been going on since the first sharpened stick.
 Winterneuro: To be fair., these guys are probably the first to do this.
 illBilliam: Precursor to the baby boom generation.
 DrinkMixMan: I've heard of nutshells, but this is ridiculous!
 BlarfyB: Pull the trigger and he'll get a blowjob he will never forget!
 Retromancer: This is my recoilless rifle, this is my gun.
 SharkysMachine: "instructions unclear..."
Image 216859   11-22-17   Uploaded by    trumpet
Score:
538
 
 WTF: Heartse
Image 216858   11-22-17   Uploaded by    Admiral Alan
Score:
502
 
 kornisjon: Since the cat seems to enjoy this bed, I can only assume that it probably belongs to someone/thing else.
 addend: A landlubber, eh? You'll get used to it.
Image 216857   11-22-17   Uploaded by    i peed a lil
Score:
773
 
 BavidDowie: I don't remember this scene in Lion King
 copunter: dont. it freaks them out
Image 216856   11-22-17   Uploaded by    Porbo Mellus
Score:
620
 
 raditzu: we definitely should!
 hajjpodge: I thank alcohol every day.
 Wooden Spoon: @Not A Bot: see, now I figured this was a reference to the Simpsons Australia episode where Marge asks for coffee and the bartender keeps trying to give here beer, but with an Aggrogator twist. Then I read the name and have to assume this is just a random comment that happened to correspond. I think Not A Bot might be the spaceship's version of Cards Against Humanity.
 Not A Bot: ba-na-na - ap-ple
 NanananananananaCATMAN: Anime Burt Reynolds is right
 sparename: " # Thank f**k for ugly women, All the boilers, bags and trolls, Just so they could gerra shag they invented alcohol... # " - Macc Lads
 Mr. Butt: ...the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
 tib gubb: this guy gets it
Image 216855   11-22-17   Uploaded by    Oober
Score:
202
 
 square44: @charlemagne you probably shouldn't eat it just in case
 charlemagne: if they bake you a cake after, you're not quitting right
 Wooden Spoon: I got a cake like this for a coworker after seeing one here years ago. Laughs we're shared by all.
 addend: Bile icing, what a nice touch.
 Popsicle Dream: Eat it strategically so it reads WE FAIL YOU
 sparenamelaptopdied: I'm happy to be dead to most of the people I ever met
 tib gubb: thanks mom and dad!
Image 216854   11-22-17   Uploaded by    lizzz
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