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268907  ThoughtlessGentleman: "I just shat myself unexpectedly."

268376  Science: @tib gubb: "Distress signal" implies the grass is giving a warning. That smell is the release of chemicals that seal up the cut portion of the plant. That's it. Plants don't have a brain or central nervous system, and therefore, cannot feel pain. They can produce a response to stimuli, but that isn't the same as responding to pain.

268386  Science: @wordjones: "Man Attacked by Babies." It's in Oslo. There are a LOT of weird naked statues in that park.

268903  FabricMan: If it looks like that, you might have dia-BEE-tes

268417  Science: Adam didn't get a job, because employers saw this billboard stunt and immediately determined he makes bad financial decisions.

267848  Mr Bleak: You're a Wizard @Albo Grungus! Now fuck off to Hogwarts.

268903  MrBoffo: Oooohhh - got it down to 1

268535  Science: It does there too. They just cut that off and sell the rest to you.

268878  Shay: Good thing that dog is covered by Aflac.

268899  Shay: DENTAL PLAN

268903  Shay: How?

268904  Shay: Is that Penn?

268903  a robot: Why.

268912  MC Delta T: I want it!

268878  Otterman: This seems like it would be a great ventriloquism act

268802  Science: @Shay: I've got a secondhand apron...

268897  Otterman: Priest hidden behind painting

268893  Science: Step 1...

268750  nathan: came here to post that @caesar

268865  charlemagne: I know this is a big inside joke but I'm choosing not to investigate it

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268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

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268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

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 Wooden Spoon: @White Rice: I experienced this in the mid 2000's. I'm the tall white kid that everyone could see over the crowd to prove they weren't profiling. It was always 3 guys with middle eastern names and then me.
 Butcherboy: Hey Sikh and ye shall find @tib gubb
 Murdertaco: "Oh no we're in trouble tsa always trying to burst my bubble, always get a random check when I rock this stubble."
 White Rice: When I went to Baja (and back) I was selected for extra screening both ways. It might be that going for the generic looking white guy helps to prove (dont know if my quotation marks are showing up; prove is quoted) that its really random, or if theyre going off the fact that generic white guys ruin everything.
 Bluetocracy: p.s. I would rad this, but I'll be expatriated if I do.
 Bluetocracy: Those airport cops just think he's a leprechaun.
 tib gubb: sikh joke
Image 216835   11-22-17   Uploaded by    m o l e m a n
 Warrax: Looks really hard to aim tho.
 satoshi: I miss 1990
Image 216834   11-22-17   Uploaded by    Oh Don Piano
 addend: Copy cat, the mewest office product from Xerox.
 Darmstadtium: Aggressive mailing campaign
 bug: Try shipping me to Abu Dhabi, Garfield. I fucking dare you.
 fatman: Natures perfect cardboard-killing machine
 Bluetocracy: @Sprinkles I feel your pain, box. Some of us just aren't altogether all together... And yes, it is okay to blame the cat.
 runny999: Okay! Who ordered the box of evil?
Image 216833   11-22-17   Uploaded by    big butt bum
 Wooden Spoon: "They have a better educational system in China" "Want Tibet?"
Image 216832   11-22-17   Uploaded by    desertfox
 well duh: They ruined NPS160 about twelve years ago by "changing the name" ("it's just the name, they didn't change the formula, we swear!" Bullshit, they changed the formula.) I haven't done much photography since. :(
 NonRhetorical: Interestingly, Fujifilm is their brand name, not Fuji. My mom has a digital camera that says Fujifilm on it. I always think of Fuji as the camera and Fujifilm as the film (as in, the celluloid).
 Yam: I have such love for Fujifilm.
Image 216831   11-22-17   Uploaded by    nuke em
 Wooden Spoon: Was... was it me?
 addend: I guess that means we're replacing the pug -- er, rug!
Image 216830   11-22-17   Uploaded by    badger
 square44: you forget to flush just one time...
 Not A Bot: Why take the picture in the bathroom if you don't need the mirror and someone else is taking it for you?
 myrealname: Maybe theres some Quagmire-like stalker who would volunteer to do it because thats his thing
Image 216829   11-22-17   Uploaded by    Mr. Lizard
 Yam: Guy in! Merle Haggards fixin to play the civic centre!
Image 216828   11-22-17   Uploaded by    daver
Image 216827   11-22-17   Uploaded by    HighCactus
 Hokie333: @Felicity Technically, I'm using one right now. (MacOS descended from NeXT)
 Murdertaco: Pro tip. Those are magnets
 maura: Remember NeXT computers?
 Shay: 7 days, pardner.
Image 216826   11-22-17   Uploaded by    cassette1
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