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273395  tib gubb: hey guess what - people wake up before noon

273400  tib gubb: commence the screaming!

273399  bug: Why is the guy on the left holding a lighter and why does he have two right hands?

273404  tib gubb: flip the tube and utilize gravity to enjoy your salty snack

273405  tib gubb: it's super cool when positive people cure your depression with a single comment. it's almost like depression shouldn't even be a thing in this wonderful world of ours.

273399  BavidDowie: The cheapest spa isn't always the best choice

273404  Littlecraftywolf: cant relate i always eat the entire tube in one sitting

273375  a robot: GAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

273380  a robot: That kitty has the most perfect little pink nose of all time :3

273393  a robot: Fuck off, Musky

273399  a robot: what the fuck

273403  a robot: Another fun night out with friends :)

273376  Teechur: How much multi-purposes?

273395  Teechur: Why not go to an Arby's, walk in, introduce yourself to people, and then you could get the names you desire in a mature, civilized manner.

273412  tacticaljay: Hope they catch the Lil Bitch

273401  White Rice: Breakfast of champions.

273400  Urn BooUrn: Every floor RN has had this guy as a patient at some point.

273392  Not A Bot: Congrats on buying the gimmick wine, I guess

273311  werterland: @werterland I just spent an embarrassing amount of time on that because I've never actually posted to IG before lol. I hope it doesn't get rejected.

273349  SuedeOxford: @a robot Hawt

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273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

273043 Littlecraftywolf: it looks like hes got a tattoo on his neck that says "Ricky"

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

273265 mammal883: @mammal883 AAAAH!

273017 grizzly: @drtofu E=mc2

273352 SuedeOxford: @Sadbot try searching "Latina old grandad 2 shots" and see what comes up.

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273346 Christina: Thank you, captain obvious.

273224 FormerLurker: @BumScag something about the stars calling in sick made me audibly chuckle.



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Score:
188
 
 Mr Bleak: This game of musical chairs is going to take forever.
 Gomi Day: that's a moustache and not a mouth, right? i refuse to accept otherwise.
 Prostata: chair-face chippendale
 grizzly: He looks upseat.
 Amy Housewine: Brought up on the mean seats.
 Teechur: Chair-io, mate!
Image 216780   11-22-17   Uploaded by    sumo
Score:
743
 
 tib gubb: ah, the time of year to celebrate our lord and savior, Godzilla
 square44: christmas kaiju
 a robot: I haven't put up a Christmas tree in over a decade but I'd make an exception for this thing of beauty
 Yam: Good King Ghidorah looked out, on the feast of humans, all the blood lay round about, deep and red and even!
 sparenamelaptopdied: " # God-Zill ye merry gentlemen, Let nothing you destroy.. # "
 Side Boob: I really hope this is in Japan
 Prostata: festive lizard!
 Teechur: Godzilla-baum, Godzilla-baum, your scales green do frighten....
 Dr Awkward: For Godzilla so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.
Image 216779   11-22-17   Uploaded by    foreversmug
Score:
227
 
 Micro Jackson: Meh design
 Gomi Day: yeah, it looks pretty okay! i'll stick with my telecaster, though.
 Yam: If you want a guitar thats like you averaged out a Stratocaster with an RG (Maybe Judy a Jackson Soloist...) with no tremolo and fussy controls! A triumph!
Image 216778   11-22-17   Uploaded by    Vanna
Score:
45
 
 beyardo: Tach it up, tach it up; buddy, gonna shut you down.
 youshall: AVG has blocked this MPG
 Teechur: @Soaps Pierre Ours resets with the trip odo. And yes, it fluctuates with driving habits. I'm a more conservative driver than Mrs. Teechur. To the tune of 4 to 5 mpg per fill-up.
Image 216777   11-22-17   Uploaded by    lavender
Score:
481
 
 raditzu: i hope i will never be THAT stoned like she is...
 piranharama: Challenge accepted
 Wooden Spoon: When my dad was a kid he cut his hair with curved cuticle scissors. Not a good idea.
 square44: eh. 2 out of 3's not bad.
 Teh Simpson: I think Ive seen her mouth on a bag of Lays
 Air Biscuit: Cant wait for that galaxy s7. Hope they dont remove the IR strobe tho.
 jazzjunkie: Last time I cut my own hair, I was drunk as a skunk.
 grizzly: What do you mean by 'sober'?
 Christina: That's how you get a bad haircut.
Image 216776   11-22-17   Uploaded by    imaginary gf
Score:
418
 
 Air Biscuit: This is the white christmas i dream of.
 Side Boob: This is why we need flame throwers.
 Prostata: good luck, chester
 Teechur: Yeah....go ahead and push the button again. Then call in sick. It's nice that your snowblower has its own garage, though.
Image 216775   11-22-17   Uploaded by    Stom Premben
Score:
423
 
 Mr Bleak: 9:01PM to 11:59PM is written on the Jack Daniels bottle.
 E. HONDA: They don't show the jug that you're supposed to fill up in 24 hours
 Knice: 10pm-Pee 11pm-Pee 12am-Pee 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6am- Pee all the pee.
 Side Boob: I'm not saying Debbie is a lush, but she wakes to the crack of ice.
 Dr Awkward: @jochenau Temptation to get dehydrated!
 jochenau: Which temptation am I supposed to resist here?
 kdog: Wow, Debbie. You're a total bitch.
Image 216774   11-22-17   Uploaded by    In The Pocket
Score:
297
 
 square44: done. now what?
 Micro Jackson: Max Workouts is very flexible
 Greifer: uhm ok
 Amy Housewine: Imagine a bare foot stamping on a human face - forever.
 Mr. Whiskers: Or at least avoid farting
Image 216773   11-22-17   Uploaded by    redrex
Score:
357
 
 Mr Bleak: Boiled egg with ... jam ... Um. Note lack of a "Y" in that word.
 aristocat: Well, if it is the egg of a different species, it is no different to a human eating cow-veal.
 Shay: Let's not be hasty now...could be a turtle egg.
 E. HONDA: He had 3 servings of fake news
 SharkysMachine: SACRIFICE YOUR UNBORN TO EARLY BIRD
 Yam: Why is Early Bird bustin our the soup tureen st breakfast?
 Dr Awkward: Early bird is skeptical about the possibility of flying.
 Christina: Early bird has fruits on a frying pan.
 mammal883: Early Bird has a McDonalds spoon in his jam
 Side Boob: Early Bird is a flippin' cannibal!
Image 216772   11-22-17   Uploaded by    Wumph Morms
Score:
273
 
 waterudoin: Teutonic?
 fanny: @Mr. Whiskers nah i think it's one of those hipstagram filters
 Mr. Whiskers: They recreated this photo 10 years hipper
Image 216771   11-22-17   Uploaded by    Sauce Packets
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