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258672  Robespierre: But he DOES have spurs that jingle, jangle, jingle ... sometimes.

258729  Solemn: -schlorp-

258337  Science: She may not look like much, but shes got it where it counts

258337  Science: Sorry about the mess.

258673  Robespierre: For one very brief moment I thought it read Parkinson's For Beginners

258679  Robespierre: This charcuterie is enormous

258373  Science: "Hey - I'm so white that I don't understand this phrase!"

258684  Robespierre: Out hiking at Redstone Saturday when an thorm outflow band started blasting us with sand - felt like this looks, although the fennec is better prepared than we were

258692  Robespierre: "You're not terrierizing hard enough, son ... MORE MADNESS!"

258695  Robespierre: Keep calm and pangolin on

258424  Science: Glad to see Dangle got a job after the Reno incident

258706  Robespierre: Take my money, Todd Lawson! TAKE IT!!!

258713  Robespierre: State-dictated haircuts of North Korea

258708  Teechur: Which one for people who are married to their careers? How about one for people who habitually make bad decisions?

258474  Science: Slapping me gently with his song...

258719  Robespierre: Time to call a Death Cab for Cutie

258722  Robespierre: Flooshy floosher

258713  Teechur: A Barefoot Hokey Runt

258735  artfulcodger: Sorry, I only wear Dvorak shoes...so much better for your insoles.

258735  twisty: Standard issue for CONTROL agents. Sorry about that, chief.

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258696 Mr. Butt: Okay.

258337 Hokie333: I knew it, I'm surrounded by-- oh wait wrong movie

258524 Shay: Is this the elusive turducken people talk about?

258546 Mr. Butt: @Passive Fucking racist.

258590 Science: @Sadbot: Well, considering the gunman is often killed, motivations remain a mystery. Also, the news media doesn't make headlines out of motivations because they usually aren't exciting and take time away from more sensational news items.

258450 Bohab: @Scoo oh man, I wish

258618 a robot: @VeeKay Nah that was my first thought too, like "back in the day when teen idols were in their 30s," but I realized that trend has never really gone away. Like the grown-ass adults on 90210 and in boy bands and stuff.

258402 Amy Housewine: I resent that: I might be a witless bum magician but I'm not 'just' a witless bum magician.

258520 Science: Holy hell, I just realized that these are Inferno shells from Necromunda...

258441 addend: (Finishes. Hibernates.)



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Score:
481
 
 raditzu: i hope i will never be THAT stoned like she is...
 piranharama: Challenge accepted
 Wooden Spoon: When my dad was a kid he cut his hair with curved cuticle scissors. Not a good idea.
 square44: eh. 2 out of 3's not bad.
 Teh Simpson: I think Ive seen her mouth on a bag of Lays
 Air Biscuit: Cant wait for that galaxy s7. Hope they dont remove the IR strobe tho.
 jazzjunkie: Last time I cut my own hair, I was drunk as a skunk.
 grizzly: What do you mean by 'sober'?
 Christina: That's how you get a bad haircut.
Image 216776   11-22-17   Uploaded by    imaginary gf
Score:
418
 
 Air Biscuit: This is the white christmas i dream of.
 Side Boob: This is why we need flame throwers.
 Prostata: good luck, chester
 Teechur: Yeah....go ahead and push the button again. Then call in sick. It's nice that your snowblower has its own garage, though.
Image 216775   11-22-17   Uploaded by    Stom Premben
Score:
423
 
 Mr Bleak: 9:01PM to 11:59PM is written on the Jack Daniels bottle.
 E. HONDA: They don't show the jug that you're supposed to fill up in 24 hours
 Knice: 10pm-Pee 11pm-Pee 12am-Pee 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6am- Pee all the pee.
 Side Boob: I'm not saying Debbie is a lush, but she wakes to the crack of ice.
 Dr Awkward: @jochenau Temptation to get dehydrated!
 jochenau: Which temptation am I supposed to resist here?
 kdog: Wow, Debbie. You're a total bitch.
Image 216774   11-22-17   Uploaded by    In The Pocket
Score:
297
 
 square44: done. now what?
 Micro Jackson: Max Workouts is very flexible
 Greifer: uhm ok
 Amy Housewine: Imagine a bare foot stamping on a human face - forever.
 Mr. Whiskers: Or at least avoid farting
Image 216773   11-22-17   Uploaded by    redrex
Score:
357
 
 Mr Bleak: Boiled egg with ... jam ... Um. Note lack of a "Y" in that word.
 aristocat: Well, if it is the egg of a different species, it is no different to a human eating cow-veal.
 Shay: Let's not be hasty now...could be a turtle egg.
 E. HONDA: He had 3 servings of fake news
 SharkysMachine: SACRIFICE YOUR UNBORN TO EARLY BIRD
 Yam: Why is Early Bird bustin our the soup tureen st breakfast?
 Dr Awkward: Early bird is skeptical about the possibility of flying.
 Christina: Early bird has fruits on a frying pan.
 mammal883: Early Bird has a McDonalds spoon in his jam
 Side Boob: Early Bird is a flippin' cannibal!
Image 216772   11-22-17   Uploaded by    Wumph Morms
Score:
273
 
 waterudoin: Teutonic?
 fanny: @Mr. Whiskers nah i think it's one of those hipstagram filters
 Mr. Whiskers: They recreated this photo 10 years hipper
Image 216771   11-22-17   Uploaded by    Sauce Packets
Score:
482
 
 Teechur: @Wooden Spoon Have you tried mouthwash? ;)
 Wooden Spoon: @Teechur: I can still taste the ant I ate when I was 4.
 Teechur: Don't do it, kitty! They taste awful! I asked a friend....
Image 216770   11-22-17   Uploaded by    Cheesecake
Score:
660
 
 Teechur: ALIENS!
 charlemagne: jolteon, I choose you
 Side Boob: *Stares electrically*
 HenryVIII: Zing!
Image 216769   11-22-17   Uploaded by    Fantasy
Score:
525
 
 raditzu: is it booby trapped?
 charlemagne: @Wooden Spoon a fifth of everyone prays towards mecca, the big guy probably notice him playing brrm brrm you know
 Wooden Spoon: Now if he were Catholic his mom would immediately smack him... or at least that's been my experience.
Image 216768   11-22-17   Uploaded by    Vanna
Score:
280
 
 kazzy94: It's sounds like the talk I was given at graduation
Image 216767   11-22-17   Uploaded by    PornoPedler
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