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272960  Prostata: 20 years *ago* maybe. tipping point is past, my dudes.

272958  ignatz: Like the infamous Curry Burger at Bradford MacDonalds

272963  ignatz: (my mistake, koalas sent to the uk, but nearest town is Frome) So let's start with Frome and see how it goes..

272963  ignatz: Well, let's start with Leeds and see how it goes..

272964  ignatz: Wot, no black dog?

272946  Not A Bot: Jesus I'm having sympathy pains.

272950  discodisco: I love Clickhole, but just go read it on that site rather posting snippets here.

272965  Off Topic: You gotta kiss the girl.

272957  Littlecraftywolf: @Littlecraftywolf awww i was trying to make hearts

272957  Littlecraftywolf: 333

272941  frenk: I agree

272913  Korrok: I've seen worse.

272962  Psymon: Only in Japan

272959  Shay: Elvis went out the same way.

272955  Dr Awkward: @fanny apparently whale milk is incredibly rich and fatty. And whale mothers make like a bathtub quantity of milk daily.

272959  Dr Awkward: @Dr Awkward ok, they find them on their toilet I should have said. The way I worded it, it sounded like the EMTs were dumping.

272959  Dr Awkward: Actually EMTs and paramedics find older folks dead or unconscious while dumping super often because theyre pushing too hard, essentially doing the Valsalva maneuver, they vagal out and sometime hit their head while passing out. Moral of this story, eat enough fiber so you dont pass out while trying to dump.

272970  romangreek: My desktop usually consist of folders named "bdrfekjgbgw" and "xdrstacmgxdjbasfkw" and "ffffff" by the time I'm done with a project.

272960  Side Boob: I wish Gritty was 100 feet tall and would crush Philly in a hellish rampage. Mostly because I have Jury Duty next week, but just in general too.

272918  Dr Awkward: @Sadbot @Mr. Butt I could use a trusted handyman, but a lot are just guys who have more tools than me. Id happily hire @Teechur in the summer to help fix some shit around here, but Im pretty sure youre multiple states away.

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272892 UltraBeverly: @grizzly its $2.09/hr for waiters in Ohio, but $10.50 (min wage) in Los Angeles. Very confusing.

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

272681 Passive: "So, how would you describe the intersex experience?"

272663 Science: According to Stormfront, poor doggo is allergic to his house and humans. He got some shots and is on the mend. I can commiserate, since one of my dogs is allergic to something too.

272774 Dr Awkward: Nah, we have a lot of locally own restaruants, shops, etc... that are those people's livelihood. We'll see how this all shakes out in a few years, but even at 15 dollars an hour, you're not buying a house here (out of town 2nd home owners, vacation rentals, and student housing makes that housing market crazy).

272734 Throwbot: I imagine regular flavor tastes like beige

272659 Mr Bleak: Looks like she is regretting the vegetarian option.

272683 White Rice: @Science damnit! I should have expected as much from a JC where an English teacher wouldn't answer to anything other than "Coach" and somehow marked me absent over 30 times in the first 2 weeks of class :-/ Well, leave it to @Science to set our misconceptions on science straight.

272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head



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Score:
481
 
 raditzu: i hope i will never be THAT stoned like she is...
 piranharama: Challenge accepted
 Wooden Spoon: When my dad was a kid he cut his hair with curved cuticle scissors. Not a good idea.
 square44: eh. 2 out of 3's not bad.
 Teh Simpson: I think Ive seen her mouth on a bag of Lays
 Air Biscuit: Cant wait for that galaxy s7. Hope they dont remove the IR strobe tho.
 jazzjunkie: Last time I cut my own hair, I was drunk as a skunk.
 grizzly: What do you mean by 'sober'?
 Christina: That's how you get a bad haircut.
Image 216776   11-22-17   Uploaded by    imaginary gf
Score:
418
 
 Air Biscuit: This is the white christmas i dream of.
 Side Boob: This is why we need flame throwers.
 Prostata: good luck, chester
 Teechur: Yeah....go ahead and push the button again. Then call in sick. It's nice that your snowblower has its own garage, though.
Image 216775   11-22-17   Uploaded by    Stom Premben
Score:
423
 
 Mr Bleak: 9:01PM to 11:59PM is written on the Jack Daniels bottle.
 E. HONDA: They don't show the jug that you're supposed to fill up in 24 hours
 Knice: 10pm-Pee 11pm-Pee 12am-Pee 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6am- Pee all the pee.
 Side Boob: I'm not saying Debbie is a lush, but she wakes to the crack of ice.
 Dr Awkward: @jochenau Temptation to get dehydrated!
 jochenau: Which temptation am I supposed to resist here?
 kdog: Wow, Debbie. You're a total bitch.
Image 216774   11-22-17   Uploaded by    In The Pocket
Score:
297
 
 square44: done. now what?
 Micro Jackson: Max Workouts is very flexible
 Greifer: uhm ok
 Amy Housewine: Imagine a bare foot stamping on a human face - forever.
 Mr. Whiskers: Or at least avoid farting
Image 216773   11-22-17   Uploaded by    redrex
Score:
357
 
 Mr Bleak: Boiled egg with ... jam ... Um. Note lack of a "Y" in that word.
 aristocat: Well, if it is the egg of a different species, it is no different to a human eating cow-veal.
 Shay: Let's not be hasty now...could be a turtle egg.
 E. HONDA: He had 3 servings of fake news
 SharkysMachine: SACRIFICE YOUR UNBORN TO EARLY BIRD
 Yam: Why is Early Bird bustin our the soup tureen st breakfast?
 Dr Awkward: Early bird is skeptical about the possibility of flying.
 Christina: Early bird has fruits on a frying pan.
 mammal883: Early Bird has a McDonalds spoon in his jam
 Side Boob: Early Bird is a flippin' cannibal!
Image 216772   11-22-17   Uploaded by    Wumph Morms
Score:
273
 
 waterudoin: Teutonic?
 fanny: @Mr. Whiskers nah i think it's one of those hipstagram filters
 Mr. Whiskers: They recreated this photo 10 years hipper
Image 216771   11-22-17   Uploaded by    Sauce Packets
Score:
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 Teechur: @Wooden Spoon Have you tried mouthwash? ;)
 Wooden Spoon: @Teechur: I can still taste the ant I ate when I was 4.
 Teechur: Don't do it, kitty! They taste awful! I asked a friend....
Image 216770   11-22-17   Uploaded by    Cheesecake
Score:
660
 
 Teechur: ALIENS!
 charlemagne: jolteon, I choose you
 Side Boob: *Stares electrically*
 HenryVIII: Zing!
Image 216769   11-22-17   Uploaded by    Fantasy
Score:
525
 
 raditzu: is it booby trapped?
 charlemagne: @Wooden Spoon a fifth of everyone prays towards mecca, the big guy probably notice him playing brrm brrm you know
 Wooden Spoon: Now if he were Catholic his mom would immediately smack him... or at least that's been my experience.
Image 216768   11-22-17   Uploaded by    Vanna
Score:
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 kazzy94: It's sounds like the talk I was given at graduation
Image 216767   11-22-17   Uploaded by    PornoPedler
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