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272645  charlemagne: once the other players go home I'm allowed on the pitch yippee

272648  charlemagne: weegies

272654  charlemagne: @Jalamunch Totorito rather have no heart then no sandwich

272643  lecj07: "I see you taking pics. Think you so clever doing it as a selfie."

272653  grizzly: What has brown done for me lately?

272658  grizzly: It's normally all the terrible things done to people that leads to alcoholism!

272586  tib gubb: @Not A Bot We here at spaceship have come to know that it is better to brand perfectly than to incubate cyber-macro-magnetically. The all-hands meetings factor is ubiquitous. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. We will envisioneer the commonly-used standard industry jargon-based jargon-based term "blog-based". The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not user-defined.

272651  a robot: I'd rather pet this kitty :P

272652  a robot: I mean this is a cute baby, but...

272655  tib gubb: US honeybees are stingerless - didja know

272639  phonk: WHAT?? In what??? Slowest credits ever!

272653  tib gubb: i bringed you this

272647  Spazstatic: CATS ARE KNICE

272653  Spazstatic: United Pupper Service.

272648  Mr. Whiskers: Is that player doing the Carlton?

272659  Vault Dweller: Love the zero effort with the carrots

272618  grizzly: Show offs.

272624  Not A Bot: It's usually spelled Mabel

272580  InfiniteZero: Looool @Skinr

272650  skillet: Put a bird on it!

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272089 Mad Collager: @fanny You'll do fine! If you have any trouble, reply here and I'll trouble-shoot. I just hope I see the reply in time to do you good!

272540 a sedated moose: @Science isn't that the critter what makes the shit-coffee?

272539 Kaviri: Firepower.

272639 phonk: WHAT?? In what??? Slowest credits ever!

272448 Eleftheros: As voiced by Ron Perlman

272372 Side Boob: Always carry a spare.

272295 DrinkMixMan: Thanks, these injured animals really brightened my day!

272554 Kaviri: It's your old pal. Ricky Rat!

272423 Sadpygmy: What at pain in the ass

272425 Nope: @lecj07 thank you for your service



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Score:
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 Air Biscuit: This is the white christmas i dream of.
 Side Boob: This is why we need flame throwers.
 Prostata: good luck, chester
 Teechur: Yeah....go ahead and push the button again. Then call in sick. It's nice that your snowblower has its own garage, though.
Image 216775   11-22-17   Uploaded by    Stom Premben
Score:
423
 
 Mr Bleak: 9:01PM to 11:59PM is written on the Jack Daniels bottle.
 E. HONDA: They don't show the jug that you're supposed to fill up in 24 hours
 Knice: 10pm-Pee 11pm-Pee 12am-Pee 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6am- Pee all the pee.
 Side Boob: I'm not saying Debbie is a lush, but she wakes to the crack of ice.
 Dr Awkward: @jochenau Temptation to get dehydrated!
 jochenau: Which temptation am I supposed to resist here?
 kdog: Wow, Debbie. You're a total bitch.
Image 216774   11-22-17   Uploaded by    In The Pocket
Score:
297
 
 square44: done. now what?
 Micro Jackson: Max Workouts is very flexible
 Greifer: uhm ok
 Amy Housewine: Imagine a bare foot stamping on a human face - forever.
 Mr. Whiskers: Or at least avoid farting
Image 216773   11-22-17   Uploaded by    redrex
Score:
357
 
 Mr Bleak: Boiled egg with ... jam ... Um. Note lack of a "Y" in that word.
 aristocat: Well, if it is the egg of a different species, it is no different to a human eating cow-veal.
 Shay: Let's not be hasty now...could be a turtle egg.
 E. HONDA: He had 3 servings of fake news
 SharkysMachine: SACRIFICE YOUR UNBORN TO EARLY BIRD
 Yam: Why is Early Bird bustin our the soup tureen st breakfast?
 Dr Awkward: Early bird is skeptical about the possibility of flying.
 Christina: Early bird has fruits on a frying pan.
 mammal883: Early Bird has a McDonalds spoon in his jam
 Side Boob: Early Bird is a flippin' cannibal!
Image 216772   11-22-17   Uploaded by    Wumph Morms
Score:
273
 
 waterudoin: Teutonic?
 fanny: @Mr. Whiskers nah i think it's one of those hipstagram filters
 Mr. Whiskers: They recreated this photo 10 years hipper
Image 216771   11-22-17   Uploaded by    Sauce Packets
Score:
482
 
 Teechur: @Wooden Spoon Have you tried mouthwash? ;)
 Wooden Spoon: @Teechur: I can still taste the ant I ate when I was 4.
 Teechur: Don't do it, kitty! They taste awful! I asked a friend....
Image 216770   11-22-17   Uploaded by    Cheesecake
Score:
660
 
 Teechur: ALIENS!
 charlemagne: jolteon, I choose you
 Side Boob: *Stares electrically*
 HenryVIII: Zing!
Image 216769   11-22-17   Uploaded by    Fantasy
Score:
525
 
 raditzu: is it booby trapped?
 charlemagne: @Wooden Spoon a fifth of everyone prays towards mecca, the big guy probably notice him playing brrm brrm you know
 Wooden Spoon: Now if he were Catholic his mom would immediately smack him... or at least that's been my experience.
Image 216768   11-22-17   Uploaded by    Vanna
Score:
280
 
 kazzy94: It's sounds like the talk I was given at graduation
Image 216767   11-22-17   Uploaded by    PornoPedler
Score:
768
 
 Warrax: Don't talk to me or my son ever again.
 Wooden Spoon: 1 minute before she threw herself in a lake.
 Hosebag: Frankenstein's monster now identifies as a young girl. Who am I to judge?
 ThoughtlessGentleman: hell yeah!!! love me some frankenstein.
Image 216766   11-22-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
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