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263346  Side Boob: I hate those mornings.

263322  dangerkeith3000: Something is wrong with his face.

263344  ignatz: Mmm.. Shiny!

263325  dangerkeith3000: Your chimney doesn't have a hole on top. Time to suffocate.

263345  ignatz: @flommmm underrated shows are the best!

263346  ignatz: Lawyers, guns and money? Nah, we got this covered..

263329  dangerkeith3000: I don't get it.

263342  KingTrebek: At least it won't get stolen

263335  dangerkeith3000: Beef is one of the safest meats to eat raw, but I prefer my steak medium / sometimes medium rare.

263339  Greek Fire: Just follow Kronos' example.

263339  dangerkeith3000: I'll start saying that. Especially since my baby sis had her first baby last week.

263348  ignatz: I'd be much less intimidated if they called it a kitty scan..

263286  dangerkeith3000: @Shay Yeah I wish he had learned sooner. But at least Mariska Hargatay had a cameo in that one.

263286  a robot: @dangerkeith3000 @Shay His finest performance is still when he was the most awkward person on the planet while standing next Kanye West talking about how George Bush doesn't care about black people

263271  KingTrebek: RIP butt ugly martians

263309  ChubbyBuddy: as someone who once worked at a wide format print shop, that sign was probably only somewhat less expensive than building a damn fence

263295  a robot: Kitty is just biding his time, planning the murder

263296  a robot: I love you, friend!

263336  fanny: basketboop

263297  a robot: Nice Canadian Tuxedo

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The top ten most commented-on images today:

263297 a robot: Nice Canadian Tuxedo

263281 Shay: Can't you just go to your local library and rent a copy of "The Miracle of Birth" on DVD?

263215 antipatterns: FUCK THE UNITED SNAKES OF AMERIKKKA

263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley

263202 Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things

263293 KingTrebek: Too bad married sex and masturbation are mutually exclusive huh

263011 Fiveninety: you don't know me

263070 wolfpk: *and blows

263162 Spazstatic: @Whatever oooh, good point.



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 Jabberwikket: @Side Boob *or it doesn't get to play with the hose
 violentwrath: Dog washes the man.
 Micro Jackson: Man the shit i do for you
 charlemagne: I thought I told you not to come in when the collar is on the door handle
 Side Boob: It puts the lotion on it's skin. It does this when it's told or it gets the hose.
 fanny: am i soappaws to bathe with my pets?
 sparenamelaptopdied: Soap Doggy Dogg
Image 216764   11-22-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
335
 
 Greifer: tronesque
Image 216763   11-22-17   Uploaded by    earl
Score:
576
 
 Wooden Spoon: Symbol of the Net Neutrality fight we're in again thanks to Pai?
 Dick Inspector: Should be made of lego bricks
 jazzjunkie: My rolling chair's wheels are hungry though.
 Not A Bot: Sam Gamgee
 sparename: Etherthnek
Image 216762   11-22-17   Uploaded by    grizzly
Score:
231
 
 the snark: BoJack's hittin' up the ladies again.
 Mr. Whiskers: Is your boyfriend a horse?
 Mr. Whiskers: Is your boyfriend a horse?
 DrinkMixMan: Lesbians, so what
Image 216761   11-22-17   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
195
 
 Greifer: your opponent gains +1 in strengh
 Surprising: *Throw up
 jazzjunkie: That's rude, Billy!
Image 216760   11-22-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
191
 
 james: I spent my entire second year of life playing in the pot cupboard and it didn't do me any harm!
 UltraBeverly: @sparename They merged with DAMMAD - Drunks Against Mothers Against Drunk Driving in 2012.
 Hosebag: @Yam Yeah, I'm against protestors, but I don't know how to show it.
 wolfpk: Because those damn kids keep smoking all my weed!
 Dr Awkward: I'm tired of all of this PAP smear!
 sparename: Whatever happened to "Drunks Against Mad Mothers"?
 Yam: Well, I'm not a parent, I'm not a pot... but I AM guilty of being against things.
Image 216759   11-22-17   Uploaded by    anonimos
Score:
216
 
 apoxia: @wolfpk Or, you could get better. Your choice.
 wolfpk: @apoxia Or she could flip out and beat the shit out of you. I am acrophobic, and if someone did that to me, their ass would be dead!
 apoxia: Flooding is a very effective treatment for phobias. Just push her over to the window so she can see down and leave her there for a few hours.
 sparenamelaptopdied: A bit like my mate Dave at the top of the Las Vegas tower thing... we were all at the edge, by the outward-sloping windows, able to look straight down at the ground and even see the police helicopter from above.. But when we thought "where's Dave?" we looked round to see him holding onto the wall next to the lifts... Scared shitless of heights, we discovered
 Teechur: She may be part cat and just found a sunbeam to nap in.
Image 216758   11-22-17   Uploaded by    grid
Score:
624
 
 hajjpodge: This is terrifying.
 MikeWhiskey: Freedom's best friend.
 brown tony: 'Murica
 ThatGuy: Man's best friend2
 Dr Awkward: What kind of horse is this?
 luxbu: Such majestic creatures... *barf*
 trelyate: bEagle
 BlarfyB: facit sejam!
 Knice: GAH!!! Damn-it, thrabbed again!
Image 216757   11-22-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
405
 
 MikeWhiskey: At least they're grander than most, @UnknownSample.
 Prostata: they're huge in europe
 DrinkMixMan: *Grafittis the second "C" closed so it spells "cooks," snickers.*
 UnknownSample: I hear they're the grandest!
 sumo: Would be hilarious even with the C included.
Image 216756   11-22-17   Uploaded by    Jack Daniels
Score:
382
 
 elmstreet: "I could have daaaanced all night..."
 VoR: I am the Gorn of hell fire!
 sandwiches: *Star Trek fight music plays*
 UnknownSample: Dad!?
 a robot: I'd join this cult.
 a sedated moose: Swipe right.
Image 216755   11-22-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
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