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272608  FabricMan: Serious side effects may occur when taking Ambien...

272621  FabricMan: *Adagio for Strings*

272626  FabricMan: @Prostata I wonder if the writers of the Onion ever realize just how much destruction they could bring if not careful.

272628  Scoo: Reminds me of the Power Puff Girls' Mayor's hover-hat

272621  Science: @hajjpodge: You don't even need to adjust the lighting - these are terrifying as is.

272629  Scoo: Who still has a TiVo!?

272631  Science: I thought he sat on something and had to be hosed off.

272647  Science: Except he isn't snuggling - he's clawing the shit out of it with his hind legs. The photographer happened to get a shot in with no motion.

272656  Science: Loose butthole.

272643  Scoo: There's a lot to parse here

272652  FabricMan: @a robot What's not to like?

272670  salmiakki: He looks so proud!

272540  Science: @a sedated moose: Yep. And apparently it's now all factory farming where the civets are horribly mistreated.

272657  FabricMan: Nope. Not touching this

272658  Scoo: Cloudy with a chance of insufferable

272661  Spazstatic: If it's hot, you close the windows and turn on the AC. If it's cool, you turn off the AC and open the window.

272659  tib gubb: still think veganism is harmless?

272635  Side Boob: *Sweet Georgia Brown plays in background*

272645  charlemagne: once the other players go home I'm allowed on the pitch yippee

272648  charlemagne: weegies

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272639 phonk: WHAT?? In what??? Slowest credits ever!

272089 Mad Collager: @fanny You'll do fine! If you have any trouble, reply here and I'll trouble-shoot. I just hope I see the reply in time to do you good!

272554 Kaviri: It's your old pal. Ricky Rat!

272540 Science: @a sedated moose: Yep. And apparently it's now all factory farming where the civets are horribly mistreated.

272539 Kaviri: Firepower.

272475 Uncle Phil: I guess a steak is a salad too. Cows are made of plants.

272463 copunter: vvv (they're supposedly the red flowers, I guess)

272295 DrinkMixMan: Thanks, these injured animals really brightened my day!

272504 Shay: John Lee Hooker always sweat bullets wherever he was.

272372 Side Boob: Always carry a spare.



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 Big Baby: "hope u don't die" says you.
 Sadbot: I have a sewing kit, whisky, a propane torch, a stick, and a knife. I'm set on affordable healthcare.
 DarkTeddy: Go m8 @glenalec
 wolfpupy: I'm bleeding internally from two different organs as we speak. (I have a pretty good idea what they are and why it isn't immediately a problem, and will see a Doc soon. Promise!)
 Ulillillia: American adulthood
Image 216692   11-21-17   Uploaded by    Borp Mento
Image 216691 is unbelievably bad (score -16) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by crazyfingers. You have brought shame on us, crazyfingers.
Score:
251
 
 digabigpig: more low carb gluten free than salad.
 Prostata: @Whatever maybe if the pig was circumcised
 Whatever: But is it kosher?
 Ulillillia: Nice and salty despite no whack off
 tib gubb: nice and salty
Image 216690   11-21-17   Uploaded by    FunkyDrunk
Score:
195
 
 mammal883: Skittle Pox!
 Sauce Packets: Its normal to see some floaters as you get older
 Annoying Vegan : A lot of green users commented on this image.
 Jason Steak: Someone's parents are anti-vax!
Image 216689   11-21-17   Uploaded by    someguynameded
Score:
341
 
 Amy Housewine: @Whatever Buckminster Emptier.
 Whatever: Your geodesic dome is deflating
 jazzjunkie: Eh, paint it pink and slap a "somebody else's problem" field generator onto it.
 zrj235: Day 3: Prototype stealth field is a success! The generator is still running at full capacity. All they see is a dog sniffing a discarded hamburger.
 ColdHotCool: I'd live there
Image 216688   11-21-17   Uploaded by    saluted
Score:
130
 
 Rev80: Don't mess with a person open-carrying an epee
 Whatever: On the bright side hes not advocating the use of machine guns to solve the issue
 Nope: My Dog could stab your honor student given the right implements
 edvard: My kid can shank yours with a sharpened bar of soap when he is imprisoned for stabbing that honor roll student.
Image 216687   11-21-17   Uploaded by    kensin
Score:
301
 
 Prostata: thats what she said
 Side Boob: same
 Whatever: Have you looked in a mirror square boy?
 tib gubb: that's what she said
 BlarfyB: Aren't we all.
Image 216686   11-21-17   Uploaded by    miller
Score:
309
 
 a robot: This "Sims" town is boring.
 chelseachels: Always in threes. Always.
Image 216685   11-21-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Image 216684 is unbelievably bad (score -3) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by satoshi. Your image was bad, satoshi.
Score:
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 matos: @tib gubb Theres a sign in my city that looks like it says Sushi Pizza, but its for two different restaurants
 ratwa: Me--use two hyphens to form an em-dash
 wolfpk: Last day on the job. If it wasn't before the sign, it was after!
 tib gubb: does that say taco pizza?
 zrj235: where did you find the ladder and extra letters dude we have been looking for those since last summer
Image 216683   11-21-17   Uploaded by    grimes
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