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272968  ignatz: PRESS ON RELENTLESSLY

272960  Prostata: 20 years *ago* maybe. tipping point is past, my dudes.

272958  ignatz: Like the infamous Curry Burger at Bradford MacDonalds

272963  ignatz: (my mistake, koalas sent to the uk, but nearest town is Frome) So let's start with Frome and see how it goes..

272963  ignatz: Well, let's start with Leeds and see how it goes..

272964  ignatz: Wot, no black dog?

272946  Not A Bot: Jesus I'm having sympathy pains.

272950  discodisco: I love Clickhole, but just go read it on that site rather posting snippets here.

272965  Off Topic: You gotta kiss the girl.

272957  Littlecraftywolf: @Littlecraftywolf awww i was trying to make hearts

272957  Littlecraftywolf: 333

272941  frenk: I agree

272913  Korrok: I've seen worse.

272962  Psymon: Only in Japan

272959  Shay: Elvis went out the same way.

272955  Dr Awkward: @fanny apparently whale milk is incredibly rich and fatty. And whale mothers make like a bathtub quantity of milk daily.

272959  Dr Awkward: @Dr Awkward ok, they find them on their toilet I should have said. The way I worded it, it sounded like the EMTs were dumping.

272959  Dr Awkward: Actually EMTs and paramedics find older folks dead or unconscious while dumping super often because theyre pushing too hard, essentially doing the Valsalva maneuver, they vagal out and sometime hit their head while passing out. Moral of this story, eat enough fiber so you dont pass out while trying to dump.

272970  romangreek: My desktop usually consist of folders named "bdrfekjgbgw" and "xdrstacmgxdjbasfkw" and "ffffff" by the time I'm done with a project.

272960  Side Boob: I wish Gritty was 100 feet tall and would crush Philly in a hellish rampage. Mostly because I have Jury Duty next week, but just in general too.

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272683 White Rice: @Science damnit! I should have expected as much from a JC where an English teacher wouldn't answer to anything other than "Coach" and somehow marked me absent over 30 times in the first 2 weeks of class :-/ Well, leave it to @Science to set our misconceptions on science straight.

272663 Science: According to Stormfront, poor doggo is allergic to his house and humans. He got some shots and is on the mend. I can commiserate, since one of my dogs is allergic to something too.

272734 Throwbot: I imagine regular flavor tastes like beige

272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

272774 Dr Awkward: Nah, we have a lot of locally own restaruants, shops, etc... that are those people's livelihood. We'll see how this all shakes out in a few years, but even at 15 dollars an hour, you're not buying a house here (out of town 2nd home owners, vacation rentals, and student housing makes that housing market crazy).

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

272659 Mr Bleak: Looks like she is regretting the vegetarian option.

272681 Passive: "So, how would you describe the intersex experience?"

272892 UltraBeverly: @grizzly its $2.09/hr for waiters in Ohio, but $10.50 (min wage) in Los Angeles. Very confusing.

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.



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Score:
168
 
 Rev80: But how do I transform into a d20?
 a sedated moose: OBLITERATION!!!
 Nope: @Flarmie I think ive paid for Rez like 5 times. Worth it
 leia: What it feels like to curl up in bed and fall asleep
 zrj235: @Flarmie holy shit! i had forgotten about rez till i read that. that was a cool game, i remember wishing it was longer, with more character customization... i played the shit out of that game
 Flarmie: I liked Rez.
 zrj235: @Nope Maybe... Probably... Only one way to find out. Enter the Position of Fetal Reversion and roll d12.
 Nope: Is this an option? Can I do this?
Image 216659   11-21-17   Uploaded by    phil
Score:
406
 
 Horp Lello: ROBOCOCK!
 trelyate: snooPINGASusual
 zrj235: Once you get the EggShart Cannon, your choices really open up. It's a versatile weapon, able to fire in 2 or 3 directions at once.
 zrj235: @wolfpk CockyStance TallChicken is weak against the TimeDrillChode, you can kill him in like 6 or 7 hits. Just keep jumping and spamming the Chode.
 zrj235: Ok so the best order to do them in is: First beat ClockTank DrillMole to get the TimeDrillChode power-up. Since CockyStance TallChicken is weak to this weapon, his stage is obviously next.
 wolfpk: @wolfpk *They're
 wolfpk: @zrj235 There from Sonic the Hedgehog
 a robot: I have no idea what this is/means! And when I reverse google it, my only suggestion is "tumblr," which is never helpful
 Mr. Butt: ...NO!
 zrj235: Megaman games have sucked ever since Capcom sold the rights to Hanna-Barbara.
Image 216658   11-21-17   Uploaded by    Shay
Score:
233
 
 Dan Tagonistic: Last February the 13th the queue for jewelry that looks like it came out of a cracker but expensive was around the corner
 not i spy: Adolescence proves to be a strain
 bug: You're not gonna like it when this store opens, trust me.
 grizzly: Commercials say you like this.
 sparename: " # Hope bites the dust behind all the closed doors, And pus and grime ooze from its scab crusted sores # "
Image 216657   11-21-17   Uploaded by    Warren G Hardon
Score:
432
 
 chemical: Have you noticed this is a google street view image?
 Teechur: Just hold on! I'll be done in a fecund.
 Science: Only weirdos drop their pants to take a standing whiz. That's what they make zippers for, pervert.
 BlarfyB: @Felicity I think "gravid" is the more specific term for clowns.
 Not A Bot: Barb wire I've seen before but brab wire??? Is it electiric?
 discodisco: It just means fertile, but it sounds like something worse
 Shay: @zrj235 Seeing that's a NYPD van, he's obviously pissing on the front door.
 zrj235: ...what is that guy right in front of the door doing?
 Not A Bot: Once we perfect the open top bong, the world will be ours.
 metallica: I didn't have coulrophobia until just now..
Image 216656   11-21-17   Uploaded by    Mexico
Score:
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 ruiner: Bwahahaha: He pleaded to god for forgiveness on his deathbed. Wouldn't ordinarily be a laughing matter, but just listen to the guy.. in fact don't waste your time
 Cory Trevor: @zrj235 Wow, what a boring self-important twat!
 WetWilly: At first I thought the turtle was smoking.
 2Berries: Where would you put it?
 zrj235: @ignatz Anton LaVey
 zrj235: Jeez, Magical Painting Genie Turtle, you drive a hard bargain.
 beefbeef: You only get what you take. (Who said that?)
Image 216655   11-21-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
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 dingding: @dangerkeith3000 I can almost see the bushes
 IM AN ASSHOLE: @Yurishiro 36, but my parents kept an old porn stash under their bed lol
 Bro Bro: @dangerkeith3000 How old are you?
 Spazstatic: I would wear nothing but a cloak of my own hair as long as I knew I'd never sweat.
 MylesX: I miss 70s porn.
 zrj235: HELLO MY HAIR
Image 216654   11-21-17   Uploaded by    MabelSyrup
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 Mr Bleak: d: zero.
 Niels Bohr: IT'S AS TRAP!
 zrj235: @Dr. Bathroom Hey Kelly does this D look like an exponential function to you? Well it does just keep gettin bigger
 Dr. Bathroom: I think d is more an exponential function rather than linear.
 FabricMan: a. One in 30, since Mike can probably tell Kelly's astrological sign after chatting her up a bit
Image 216653   11-21-17   Uploaded by    EndlessVanity
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 tears as lube: Having a kid-shaped hand can be a problem sometimes.
 a robot: "When I grow up, I wanna be a steam shovel!"
 sparenamelaptopdied: More than it should, it just makes me think of "District 9"
Image 216652   11-21-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
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 Springbok: I really, really like the contrast in textures in this
Image 216651   11-21-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
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 Shay: The dingo ate your bananer.
 Side Boob: It's cool. His name is "Scale"
Image 216650   11-21-17   Uploaded by    boxboxbox
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